| 10 |
11-12-2025 19:51 |
Abdul and myself were walking past a school when an absolute stunning young girl
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| 9 |
16-02-2026 17:57 |
Walking around Liverpool with my missus she said to me,
"What are all these b
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| 9 |
09-12-2025 11:00 |
Probably the sickest joke I ever wrote.
Abdul my next door neighbour came r
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| 8 |
19-02-2026 10:53 |
As my wife lay in the coma the doctors approached the life support machine.
"
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| 8 |
11-12-2025 19:50 |
We were waiting to pick the kids up at the school and I said to the bloke next t
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| 7 |
06-02-2026 15:36 |
I went into an Ethiopian gift shop,
"Have you got an I am four birthday card
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| 7 |
22-01-2026 18:47 |
After cutting my female neighbours grass she knocked on my door and said "Thank
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| 7 |
22-01-2026 15:23 |
A young mum I know posted on Facebook
"My toddler crawled under the garden fe
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| 7 |
15-12-2025 09:59 |
I rang Rochdale A.F.C about a place for my wheelchair bound wife at the ground.
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| 7 |
11-12-2025 19:49 |
My missus has just told me that shaving takes the weight off my face.
So I su
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| 6 |
22-02-2026 08:59 |
My brother said,
"I've just seen your girlfriends number written on a toilet wa
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| 6 |
29-01-2026 16:49 |
My dad always used to say, when one door closes, another one will always open.
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| 6 |
27-12-2025 14:36 |
Well that's all the Christmas presents put in their correct place.
Ebay.
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| 6 |
24-12-2025 19:58 |
I got home from work and my American wife had befriended a transvestite tramp an
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| 6 |
19-12-2025 19:54 |
My wife makes my heart skip a beat every time I see her.
Wish I'd never bough
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| 6 |
15-12-2025 10:00 |
"Do you remember that row twenty years ago when we sat down and wrote down each
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| 6 |
15-12-2025 09:58 |
I got up this morning and my wife was sat under the tree stark naked with her le
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| 6 |
15-12-2025 09:57 |
My wife came running in from the garden screaming, "A SNAKE, A SNAKE. "
So I qu
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| 6 |
14-12-2025 15:42 |
This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipp
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| 6 |
11-12-2025 19:54 |
I was in a restaurant and knocked a spoon on the floor. A passing customer picke
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| 6 |
09-12-2025 10:57 |
Abdul at work was proper upset,
"What's up mate?" I asked him.
"It's my wi
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| 6 |
05-12-2025 14:00 |
"Oh dear, he's missed the blue after avoiding brown and dropped the green. " I s
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| 5 |
21-02-2026 07:02 |
My missus was moaning and said I should try walking a mile in her shoes.
Pfft
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| 5 |
16-02-2026 17:58 |
Doreen Lawrence has been made an honorary scouser for her ability to milk a trag
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| 5 |
11-02-2026 16:35 |
I see America finally annexed Canada.
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| 5 |
10-02-2026 08:13 |
Apparently anything that is popular in China or India will have larger viewing f
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| 5 |
30-01-2026 07:43 |
Honestly, I got my wife a personalised number plate for her birthday which she h
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| 5 |
22-01-2026 15:25 |
My cunt of a neighbour is forever putting a knife in my sons footballs if they g
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| 5 |
15-12-2025 09:59 |
"You play with that bloody acoustic guitar more than you play with me, " moaned
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| 5 |
03-12-2025 18:26 |
Easily stop your wife from sucking her thumb by drawing a cock on it.
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| 4 |
19-02-2026 17:51 |
Andy's been told he might get twelve years.
Got quite excited apparently.
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| 4 |
08-02-2026 13:19 |
Dear sir/Madam,
I know police seem to look younger as we age, but the copper
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| 4 |
30-01-2026 11:59 |
In memoriam of 'Holocaust Day' for my wife, I cleaned our oven.
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| 4 |
24-01-2026 17:37 |
China to re-educate Muslim men.
"First well teach them how to use soap and wa
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| 4 |
24-01-2026 17:34 |
This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipp
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| 4 |
31-12-2025 16:22 |
Have you noticed whenever God throws a wobbler he always sends his Earthquakes a
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| 4 |
28-12-2025 14:02 |
Little Jimmy who was wheelchair bound fell out when he tried to get over a kerb.
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| 4 |
07-12-2025 20:01 |
What did the 12 year old Pakistani girl get for her birthday?
Pregnant.
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| 4 |
03-12-2025 18:27 |
We were watching a film on the telly when all of a sudden the bloke lifts the wo
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| 4 |
03-12-2025 17:54 |
I hate being dyslexic, especially at Christmas. I've had so many punches and sla
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| 3 |
23-02-2026 19:36 |
Never get so called fresh meat from butchers which carry the royal seal of appro
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| 3 |
22-02-2026 19:01 |
I got Rupert Lowe to help me fix a crashed computer.
He restored it to 1930.
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| 3 |
10-02-2026 09:22 |
I used to work for a security company and one of my jobs was to drive Mick Jagge
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| 3 |
08-02-2026 13:17 |
As she lay there dead on the floor with blood still seeping from the wound the c
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| 3 |
31-12-2025 16:19 |
Sex dolls are to be made more realistic for Muslims.
They will include a fe
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| 3 |
22-12-2025 16:44 |
Fool if you think it's over...
It is now!
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| 3 |
19-12-2025 18:37 |
Towards the end of the TV marathon, Putin was asked a series of quickfire questi
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| 3 |
14-12-2025 15:41 |
China to re-educate Muslim men.
"First well teach them how to use soap and
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| 3 |
05-12-2025 13:57 |
My wife as looking at an evening dress in an expensive shop,
"It's beautiful,
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| 3 |
04-12-2025 10:00 |
A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for overweight people was broken into las
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| 2 |
17-02-2026 09:02 |
My missus said I was unromantic because I never wrote her a love letter...so I s
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| 2 |
30-01-2026 10:06 |
Women eh, the wife's running round like a scalded cat that she's late for her fi
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| 2 |
21-01-2026 09:47 |
I feel for Broklyn Beecham or whatever he's called, my mother-in law ruined our
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| 2 |
14-12-2025 15:39 |
I was in a train carriage when a Muslim opened his jacket and showed his suicide
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| 2 |
14-12-2025 15:38 |
"My body is like a temple, " said my sister.
"Are you sure you don't mean a
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| 2 |
06-12-2025 08:35 |
Girls with a leg amputated are the most likely to cheat on you.
They'll hop o
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