I used to work for a security company and one of my jobs was to drive Mick Jagger and Keith Richards around for a month. Anyway, one day they both decided they were going for some drugs in Paris and I couldn't find them again, got sacked as soon as I got back. Anyway it turned out to be a blessing in disguise as I was offered a job writing for a slimming publication because every woman wanted to know... ...how to lose two stones in a month.