| 14 |
19-05-2026 18:11 |
On holiday last week, you could hear the 2 fit lesbians next door having sex eve
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| 7 |
05-05-2026 16:07 |
When Kier Starmer says we must tackle antisemitism wherever we see it, does that
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| 6 |
22-05-2026 18:18 |
Judith Charmers could have lived a lot longer.
If only she'd taken a few days
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| 6 |
12-05-2026 17:45 |
I saw Kier Starmer in Ikea today.
Must have been looking for a new cabinet
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| 6 |
02-01-2026 19:58 |
Bit of a drop on.
Those who have been burned beyond recognition in Switzerland,
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| 5 |
17-05-2026 16:03 |
Even being a medical professional couldn't save him.
R.I.P Dr Hook
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| 5 |
13-05-2026 21:03 |
There's some shit on the telly these days...24 Hours in A&E
Who the fuck want
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| 5 |
03-05-2026 19:05 |
As my wife gets older, she reminds me of ABBA.
She looks like Agnetha from be
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| 5 |
22-03-2026 18:15 |
You can tell the days are getting longer.
It's half past 6 and I can still se
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| 5 |
09-02-2026 21:33 |
I bought a drum kit this week, but I was a bit worried about what the neighbours
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| 5 |
24-01-2026 23:15 |
We went to the local Bulimic Awareness Realization Foundation meeting yesterday.
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| 5 |
18-12-2025 18:46 |
What a con.
Lollipop men aren't actually made of lollipops if you run one over
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| 5 |
16-12-2025 18:55 |
Talk about missing a trick.
Sarah Cox and Joey Ball both work on Radio 2
C
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| 4 |
06-05-2026 23:25 |
Bonnie Tyler has been rushed into hospital.
Every now and then she falls apar
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| 4 |
30-03-2026 17:04 |
The Not Mills Breakfast Show
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| 4 |
29-03-2026 16:39 |
Well they do call Derby The Rams
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| 4 |
08-03-2026 21:04 |
Port Vale's pitch was that bad today, they beat Sunderland won 1-0 on aggregate
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| 4 |
05-03-2026 21:30 |
Good often prevails from adversity.
Like on the dole Emirates Airline hostesses
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| 4 |
10-02-2026 17:32 |
Surnames often describe what your ancestors did in the past.
I wonder if that
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| 4 |
26-01-2026 18:03 |
I saw loose women today for the first time in ages.
I left my dungeon door op
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| 4 |
10-12-2025 18:19 |
When I was growing up, there was the Waterboard and the Gas Board.
Ideal names
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| 3 |
19-05-2026 18:50 |
Turns out Southampton aren't exactly saints after all
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| 3 |
05-05-2026 16:14 |
Atletico Madrid have lodged a complaint with Uefa, after Arsenal fans let firewo
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| 3 |
03-03-2026 21:33 |
Spare a thought for the unlucky, rich show offs, who chose to go to an Arabic co
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| 3 |
11-02-2026 20:39 |
My mate who works for the RAC, has been off work for 6 weeks with stress.
I thi
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| 3 |
04-02-2026 17:37 |
Hello Mr Seaman.
Good morning Mrs Windass, I see you are here with Mrs Belcher.
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| 3 |
26-01-2026 17:27 |
One of Mick Jagger's relatives has disappeared.
Wonder if they will re-releas
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| 3 |
24-01-2026 23:23 |
Just donated £20 to buy some mosquito nets for Africa.
It's not fair on on th
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| 3 |
19-01-2026 20:11 |
My dish washer is broke.
So I've just lent her £20
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| 3 |
18-01-2026 18:39 |
Who says modern technology can't exist along with religious traditions...
My
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| 3 |
22-12-2025 18:57 |
As news breaks of canal boats disappearing down a giant sinkhole, the RNLI have
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| 3 |
10-12-2025 17:39 |
By the end of it, I get really sick of seeing my wife's face light up all over C
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| 3 |
08-12-2025 21:23 |
Wolves have got less points than a triangle
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| 3 |
01-12-2025 16:45 |
People are like sharks.
The great ones are white
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| 2 |
14-03-2026 17:21 |
I had a good win on the horses yesterday.
I bet on 4 horses dying over the we
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| 2 |
18-02-2026 20:57 |
7 pints, 2 joints and half a Viagra.
I'm feeling manly and walking out of the b
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| 2 |
16-02-2026 20:21 |
Why won't banks give you a loan for a one-way ticket to Thailand
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| 2 |
10-12-2025 19:38 |
Maccabi Tel Aviv have announced that they have signed Tommy Robinson.
He'll b
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| 1 |
10-12-2025 18:53 |
So it's the cold shoulder from Iceland, the Dutch flatly refuse, the Irish say n
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