I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, and she looked surprised.
Wife mrjayhey (122) · 18-06-2026 1208My wife won me over with the line "I love the big bulge in your jeans, it really excites me!" Eventually I realised she meant my wallet!
Wife DdraigGoch (489) · 17-06-2026 2358I've just ordered and paid for a stripper for my wife's birthday I hope she likes her.
Wife Stallion 🥉 (1334) · 13-06-2026 1528Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt once in a while too.
Wife Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 21-06-2026 0836People say my wife has been around the block, but that's an understatement. Putting it in her is like opening the window and shagging the night
Wife mrjayhey (122) · 20-06-2026 0944I told my wife that our marriage is like a long-term prison sentence, the only difference is that in prison, you actually get a decent shag.
Wife mrjayhey (122) · 18-06-2026 1641My wife was getting undressed in the bedroom. I said "move away from the window would you, the neighbour's will think I married you for your money"
Wife Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 17-06-2026 1151Came home early and caught my best mate fucking the missus.i said "Fucking ell Dave I have to do that what's your excuse"?
Wife Joeydeaconsbastard (410) · 21-06-2026 1212I got my wife a personalized birthday card from 🎶 fat pig.com 🎶
Wife Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 21-06-2026 1024This old woman was up in court for stealing a tin of peaches and the judge asked how many slices were in the tin? She answered "Six your honour" So the judge said "Well to fit the crime for each slice one month so I sentence you to prison for six months". Then her husband stood and said "If i may your honour permission to speak.... The thieving bitch stole a bag of rice as well".
Wife Joeydeaconsbastard (410) · 10-06-2026 1958I spent 20 minutes banging and slamming around the house and eventually screamed at the kids "Where's that bastard thing that peels the vegetables?" Apparently she went back to her mother's a few days ago.
Wife DdraigGoch (489) · 01-06-2026 0529My wife decided that we should try role play to spice up our sex life, she bought herself a Nurse's uniform and bought me a white coat and stethoscope so we could play Doctors and Nurses. 20 minutes in, I was just getting warmed up and had diagnosed halitosis, piles, obesity, flatulence, a lazy eye and excessive facial hair when she seemed to go off the idea?
Wife DdraigGoch (489) · 29-05-2026 1002My mate asked me what my wife did for a living. I said "it's hard to say really, she sells sea shells on the sea shore"
Wife Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 04-06-2026 1757