| 12 |
07-12-2025 16:43 |
As we left the restaurant, she kissed me and said, "We should have dinner again.
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| 11 |
13-12-2025 06:07 |
The Paki bloke at work showed me his tattoo.
"Isn't that one of those that wa
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| 10 |
17-12-2025 12:56 |
My 4 year old daughter came into my bedroom and said, "Daddy, I'm scared. Can I
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| 9 |
22-12-2025 06:45 |
I like my steaks rare.
Tonight I'm having panda.
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| 9 |
08-12-2025 18:46 |
A woman on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow, your absolutely gorgeou
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| 8 |
17-12-2025 13:04 |
I went to a meeting of the "I Feel I'm Being Stalked" support group.
I knew e
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| 8 |
08-12-2025 19:17 |
Did you know that white people own more dogs than black people.
That's becaus
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| 8 |
04-12-2025 21:05 |
I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline.
A kid answered, called me a cunt and told m
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| 7 |
28-12-2025 13:16 |
"Do you think I'm sexy with lingerie on or completely naked?," asked my wife.
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| 7 |
25-12-2025 14:40 |
I walked into the pub and shouted, "All Muslims are cunts."
A bloke stood up
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| 7 |
19-12-2025 09:03 |
I used to have a nice house and a nice car until my mate introduced me to drugs.
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| 7 |
18-12-2025 09:54 |
I was doing some home renovations and, when I knocked through my bedroom wall,
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| 7 |
12-12-2025 10:32 |
I bought a gun because I have a fear of eagles.
"You're getting carried away,
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| 6 |
21-12-2025 16:21 |
I'm conducting scientific research regarding men having sex with dogs.
If any
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| 6 |
17-12-2025 14:02 |
I went for a walk with a beautiful woman.
Then she noticed me.
So, we went f
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| 5 |
30-12-2025 16:41 |
I realise now that I should have told my three kids not to play with matches.
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| 5 |
23-12-2025 15:36 |
I was hitchhiking and decided to show a little leg to passing vehicles.
It wa
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| 5 |
11-12-2025 15:47 |
I was at a work Christmas party until after midnight.
When I got to the botto
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| 5 |
10-12-2025 16:15 |
"What's the problem?," asked the doc.
"The entrance to my arse is sore," I sa
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| 5 |
10-12-2025 10:50 |
The lady who was interviewing me for a job said, "I've got three openings."
"
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| 5 |
09-12-2025 19:08 |
The cops have just left.
They said if I want to walk around my house naked, I
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| 5 |
09-12-2025 09:42 |
I often read a joke and think, "What a cunt. That's not funny."
Then I press
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| 4 |
19-12-2025 12:44 |
True story.
I came back to the UK after spending 30 years in Southern Africa (Z
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| 4 |
13-12-2025 17:37 |
I was in the park and saw a lonely little boy sitting on a swing, so I went over
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| 4 |
11-12-2025 17:18 |
My Muslim son is really clever at school.
He's now in the same year as my wif
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| 4 |
06-12-2025 19:37 |
My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker.
"How can you do that?,"
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| 4 |
06-12-2025 19:30 |
My son has the same colour eyes as my wife.
Neither of them have learnt to du
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| 4 |
03-12-2025 14:57 |
I went to see my wife in hospital and took her flowers.
My girlfriend will lo
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| 3 |
15-12-2025 06:45 |
My mate phoned me and asked what I was doing.
"Probably failing my driving te
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| 2 |
02-12-2025 20:22 |
A reporter asked a bomb disposal expert, "How stressful is your job?"
"It's n
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| 2 |
01-12-2025 22:35 |
"How bad is it doc?," I asked.
"Well," he replied, "all you have to do is sto
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| 1 |
07-12-2025 12:53 |
If your wife's mother just died, how long should you console her for?
It's ju
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