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A blonde walks into a sex shop and surveys all the vibrators displayed behind the counter. "Can I have the red one?," she asked. "No," replied the assistant. "Why not?," she said. "Because that's the fire extinguisher."

Stallion (1679) · 17-05-2026 1529

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What about the tartan one? That's my thermos!

ianwatkins · 17-05-2026 1656
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