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18-06-2026 18:09 |
And in animal news, a little boy has learned to be careful what he wishes for af
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| 16 |
05-06-2026 12:06 |
'Teen rapists spared jail due to intellectual limitations'
Turns out the judg
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| 14 |
27-06-2026 18:02 |
Child killer Jamie Varley arrives for a meeting with his solicitor.
"It's bad n
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| 13 |
09-06-2026 17:45 |
A foreign bloke is waiting in the immigration queue to get into Britain when a p
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| 12 |
19-06-2026 18:02 |
You wouldn't believe how much my boss moans about me using my phone at work.
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| 12 |
07-06-2026 17:40 |
I would never say that my sister's baby is ugly or anything...
...but let's j
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| 11 |
10-06-2026 17:41 |
Rioters in Belfast have attacked several Chinese restaurants in an orgy of wonto
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| 10 |
13-06-2026 07:05 |
My granddad downed nineteen aircraft during his military service in World War Tw
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| 10 |
08-06-2026 18:54 |
Several women have made complaints against David Sullivan, saying that he demand
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| 10 |
18-05-2026 23:23 |
A white man stumbles into the police station with a black eye.
"Officer, I'd
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| 10 |
17-05-2026 01:00 |
As Starmer's premiership collapses, several MPs have been desperately trying to
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| 9 |
12-06-2026 20:41 |
Did you know that before they were famous, the members of Blondie all worked at
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| 9 |
09-06-2026 18:22 |
The BBC recently covered a harrowing story about how many Afghans have been forc
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| 9 |
17-05-2026 01:05 |
I tried to submit a joke about Madeleine McCann but it just disappeared.
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| 8 |
27-06-2026 07:17 |
My gay brother has lost six stone since he had the weight-loss jab.
Well, I say
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| 8 |
12-06-2026 06:47 |
My nickname at school was also spiderman...
...I ran around in a mask surpris
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| 8 |
11-06-2026 20:04 |
A woman is eagerly waiting for news about her son, who is taking his driving tes
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| 8 |
11-06-2026 17:19 |
An Irish prison gang boss call his enforcer, Big Seamus into his cell.
"Alright
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| 8 |
11-06-2026 14:44 |
What do you call a Jewish detective?
Shylock Holmes
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| 8 |
08-06-2026 07:21 |
I used to post a lot of jokes about the Moors Murderer's victims but they always
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| 8 |
07-06-2026 08:43 |
I can't believe what just happened.
Some flash solicitor just turned up on my d
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| 7 |
02-07-2026 23:10 |
A Saudi judge is standing over a dozen condemned men in a prison courtyard.
"
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| 6 |
02-07-2026 22:31 |
I once knew a Muslim with a massive penis.
He was hung like a gay Iranian.
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| 6 |
21-06-2026 22:10 |
The Army have named a new autonomous weapon after Keir Starmer. They call it a n
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| 6 |
13-06-2026 20:55 |
The wife and I went to Mumbai and stayed in a cheap hotel.
The place was an abs
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| 6 |
07-06-2026 07:48 |
It really amazes me how uncaring and self-centered most people are these days.
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| 6 |
05-06-2026 15:33 |
I asked my friend Abdul if he could get me a job interview for a teaching positi
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| 6 |
17-05-2026 23:02 |
Several Royal Protection Officers are under investigation after falling asleep o
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| 5 |
08-06-2026 20:14 |
I was absolutely chuffed earlier when this fit blonde told me she thought I had
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| 5 |
05-06-2026 16:37 |
Britain has entered a state of national mourning following the news that our mos
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| 5 |
24-05-2026 22:19 |
A stupid oversight lost me a hundred quid on a surefire bet yesterday when the e
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| 5 |
24-05-2026 21:58 |
I went on a trip to America recently and decided to go on one of those historica
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| 4 |
28-06-2026 01:21 |
A Muslim immigrant is arguing with his daughter.
"My darling girl, you cannot
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| 4 |
12-06-2026 21:00 |
"How is Louise doing?" my sister asked me, when we met up.
"She is doing well
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| 4 |
12-06-2026 20:35 |
Apparently there is an epidemic of hidden cameras being concealed in hotel rooms
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| 3 |
17-05-2026 22:09 |
If there is one thing about my parenting that I am proud of it is that I definit
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| 2 |
22-06-2026 08:45 |
Online misinformation was spread recently that the Ukrainians who set fire to Ke
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| 2 |
09-06-2026 18:07 |
I was just walking past the mental health unit when I heard all the patients sho
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| 2 |
05-06-2026 16:51 |
"You remember nothing, Jon Snow."
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16-05-2026 19:56 |
My cousin is a police officer with the Met so I thought I'd watch that Tommy Rob
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