I asked my friend Abdul if he could get me a job interview for a teaching position at the primary school where he works. "I can do that," he said. "It's a great job too. Good pay and you get the school holidays off." "That sounds great," I said. "Any downsides?" "There is only one drawback," Abdul said. "You'll have to pretend that you're not sexually attracted to children." "I'm not sexually attracted to children!" I exclaimed. "That's it, my friend," winked Abdul. "Just like that."