I asked my friend Abdul if he could get me a job interview for a teaching position at the primary school where he works. "I can do that," he said. "It's a great job too. Good pay and you get the school holidays off." "That sounds great," I said. "Any downsides?" "There is only one drawback," Abdul said. "You'll have to pretend that you're not sexually attracted to children." "I'm not sexually attracted to children!" I exclaimed. "That's it, my friend," winked Abdul. "Just like that."
Hengist (778) · 05-06-2026 1533Comments
I posted this earlier but since doing so I have become concerned that there always seems to be somebody who assumes every joke written in the first-person is based on a real event or conversation. I just want to clarify that the content of this joke was entirely invented for comedic purposes and bears no resemblance to my actual life. I absolutely do not have Muslim friends.
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