I can't believe what just happened. Some flash solicitor just turned up on my doorstep and handed me a court summons for libel over some stupid joke I posted about my neighbour Mohammad shagging a goat. "I don't understand..." I spluttered as he passed me a mound of legal documents. "You published false and disgusting allegations regarding my client's sexual proclivities that have seriously damaged his reputation and good standing in the community and thus he is seeking damages against you," the solicitor said. "I understand that," I said, still white with shock. "But how the fuck did a goat hire a lawyer?"