The Army have named a new autonomous weapon after Keir Starmer. They call it a nasal drone. ... When Starmer got married he asked for a cake with two tiers. ... Every time Starmer orders food from a restaurant menu, the kitchen staff start cooking two meals in case he u-turns on his decision. ... Excuse the multiple jokes. I have to unload all my Starmer related material before the cunt fucks off tomorrow.