I had a job interview today. "I am really looking forward to the opportunity to work efficiently as part of a synegous and diverse team that liases effectively with stakeholders to provide positive and effective outcomes that adapt fluidly to customer feedback in a fast-paced and goal-oriented work environment within a rapidly changing and consumer-driven media landscape," I said. "Right," said the director. "So can you fit the pineapple up your arse or not?"