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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs
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A Muslim immigrant is arguing with his daughter. "My darling girl, you cannot go out like that! Short skirt, tight top, hair uncovered! If you go out like that you will get raped!" "Oh, Babi," the Muslim girl says. "This is Britain. Everyone dresses like this here." "My poor naive sweetheart," the Muslim man says. "It doesn't matter where you are in the world. Men are men and if you walk around like that you will get raped!" "No, Babi," the girl says, walking out the front door. "The men here aren't like that and anyway I am only going to the park with my friends." "Don't be foolish, my dear child" Her father calls after her as she leaves. "You are going to get raped!" The girl goes to the park and meets her friends. She remembers what her father has told her and makes sure to keep one eye out for strange men but she still has fun. A few hours later, she returns home, safe and unharmed. "Babi, I'm home!" She calls, as she walks into the living room. Suddenly, a strong pair of hands seizes her from behind and forces her down onto the sofa. She screams as she feels her underwear being brutally torn off and her skirt being pulled up. "I warned you, you fucking whore!"

Hengist (494) · 28-06-2026 0121

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