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What's the difference between a black woman from the 1800s and a black woman today.. The type of lashes they get.

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Pasty (48) · 28-08-2026 0552
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Of course black lives matter. A dead slave is useless.

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innit 🥉 🥉 (939) · 20-09-2026 0453
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When I was a kid my best friend was black.We used to play together all the time. Then my father sold him.

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Squeaky (1928) · 01-09-2026 0801
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A black man walks into a petrol station and says, 'Give me all the money in the till, or I'll blow you away!' The cashier replies, 'But you haven't got a gun!' He says, 'Sorry, force of habit. Pump number four, please.'

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 28-08-2026 1444
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I've been trying to come up with a joke about niggers. None of them work.

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Squeaky (1928) · 14-09-2026 0722
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The weather is very muggy today. Very appropriate for the Notting Hill Carnival.

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2117) · 30-08-2026 1604
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Words like 'Paki' and 'nigger' don't bother me. Just the people.

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 19-09-2026 1757
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As a Muslim I remember where I was on 9/11 Sat at home wondering how my dad's first flying lesson was going. Only joking I was outside the primary school selecting my 2nd wife

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Jeffstelling (11) · 11-09-2026 1608
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It's hard to describe the sadness I experience when I hear that a child has died. Or the relief if it turns out to be a black child.

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Squeaky (1928) · 07-09-2026 0722
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It's a good job Michael Caine was up against the Zulus and not the Japanese. 'Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes, lads...'

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 05-09-2026 1631
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"Daddy, why is it called the GREAT North Run?" "Well son.....a white guy actually stands a chance of winning it cos it's too fucking cold for the Africans"

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LennysCrevasse (1333) · 14-09-2026 1024
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Goblins, Grand Dragons, Imperial Wizards... ...isn't the Ku Klux Klan just Dungeons and Dragons for racists?

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Hengist (858) · 24-08-2026 0952
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Black people invented the steel drum. Those cunts will steal anything.

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2117) · 21-09-2026 0345
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What do you call a chinese male child who's hot? Boi ling What do you call a female Chinese child who's hot? Cremated

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Gingerpubes (269) · 15-09-2026 1845
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What's black and stinks of onions? Ainsley Harriot.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1173) · 23-08-2026 1820
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They say there's sometimes a thin line between inspiration and theft. Well then, today a black guy was inspired by my fucking bike.

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 30-08-2026 1324
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If Adam and Eve was black "Hoe Eve don't go jivin ma ass with this muthafuckin apple now you go and get your big black ass back into that muthafuckin garden and bring me ma watermelon and while you at it bitch take this muthafuckin snake wid you and get me ma muthfuckin chicken...bitch.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1173) · 04-09-2026 1856
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What's black and stinks of cheese & onion? Ainsley Harriott's cock

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LennysCrevasse (1333) · 23-08-2026 1827
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Some people say that I am racist but I disagree. It's only the fucking niggers I can't stand.

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Squeaky (1928) · 20-09-2026 0728
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Joanna Wietrzyk has responded to criticism after soiling herself during a race in Beijing "I was just trying to blend in with the locals", she added

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LennysCrevasse (1333) · 17-09-2026 1606
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If Adam and Eve had been Welsh . . . That apple would have been a really yummy leek! The seductive snake would have been a sensuous ewe!! And we'd have already been closely related!!!

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DdraigGoch (726) · 08-09-2026 0134
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