Two Japanese sewage workers have been working the same stretch of sewer for twenty years, one on the day shift, one on the night shift. Every daily change of shift as one is entering the sewer, the other is leaving. In twenty years they never say a word to each other. Anyway, they are both up for retirement, and as they are long serving, hardworking city employees, the city lay on a party for them. So there they are sitting there, both holding a drink, one of them decides he's going to break the ice. He walks over, says 'hello' - the other says 'hello' back, and says 'you know what, we've been working in the same place for so long, and never said a word'. To which the other replies 'I know, we've just been two nips that pass in the shite'.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 06-04-2026 2035What do you call a Somalian standing on a snow topped mountain? A 99.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 03-04-2026 2055How do you stop black kids from jumping on their beds? Put Velcro on the ceiling
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 01-04-2026 1916Since Grenfell Towers all the buildings have had to come with chutes for the wog women to slide out of easily The Negress egress
Racist Htaxu 🥈 (31) · 16-04-2026 1954What's the difference between a piece of toast and French men? You can make soldiers out of a piece of toast.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 05-04-2026 1806Did you hear about the Paki that fucked a Princess? He burnt his dick on the exhaust pipe.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 04-04-2026 1728What have anabolic steroids and the Ku Klux Klan got in common? They both make niggers run like fuck!
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 28-03-2026 2029I'd rather be remembered for doing something infamously horrific rather than something genuinely brilliant. It's the only way I can be sure Netflix will cast a white guy to play me in the story.
Racist supergalley (122) · 27-03-2026 0015"Uh, I never use the N-word," I said to this black guy "You live alone and your parrot only says the word Nigger non-stop," said this nig-nog who was over doing my plumbing.
Racist Htaxu 🥈 (31) · 14-04-2026 2229Once on holiday we came across this enormous cave with a double entrance that the locals never named. People were not happy when I christened it the Black Man's Nostrils.
Racist Htaxu 🥈 (31) · 13-04-2026 2153What do you do if you go downstairs at night and see your TV floating in midair? Shoot the black man.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 13-04-2026 1724Two black women with babies, at a bus stop. One says to the other: "Is your teething, yet?" Other one says: "He's managed to get two car stereos and a handbag!"
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 06-04-2026 2038How do you tell if a black man has a job? By the whip scars on his back
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 15-04-2026 2012People hated that I was making sure to spell all my words with the U. Liquour, Colour, Niggeur....
Racist Htaxu 🥈 (31) · 15-04-2026 1850A blind man goes into a forest... as he goes on he stumbles into a stream and then decides he should feel his way around for a bridge just as he arrives at the bridge, a bunny rabbit and a skunk dive at him and say "you can only cross this bridge if you can guess what we are" he feels the bunny first "well... you have long ears, long front teeth and a fluffy tail, you must be a rabbit" Then he feels the skunk... "You've got long greasy hair, and you smell... you must be a paki"
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 14-04-2026 1740So there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it and poof appears the genie! The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Then the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted. Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes." So the white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Racist supergalley (122) · 13-04-2026 0122I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"
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