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A black man was given a twenty five year jail sentence at Crown Court today for something he didn't do. Wipe his fingerprints off the gun.

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Squeaky (1465) · 03-08-2026 0957
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The BBC are to screen a new documentary about life in an average household in Bradford. 101 Damn Asians starts on Monday at 9pm.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 1528
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My doctor told me that I have xenophobia. I'll bet I caught it off some Paki cunt.

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Stallion (1597) · 04-08-2026 2028
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How many policemen does it take to push a nigger down the stairs? None he fell.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 04-08-2026 2113
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When does an Italian woman allow you to piss on her face? When her moustache is on fire.

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Squeaky (1465) · 06-08-2026 0905
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I got into a lift in London, only to find there were half a dozen black youths in it. When the doors closed the one nearest the panel said, 'Yo, what button you want me to push, white boy?' I replied, 'The one with the bell on it, please.'

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 07-08-2026 0915
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Why do niggers never play hide and seek. Because nobody would look for them.

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Squeaky (1465) · 05-08-2026 0930
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My Vietnamese neighbour's son was throwing a ball for his dog. His mum shouted at him, "How many times have I told you to stop playing with your food?"

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Stallion (1597) · 02-08-2026 1251
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Two boys one black one white talking. The black boy said "my daddy has a new car and when he beeps the horn it goes honk honk". The white kid says well my daddy has a new chainsaw and when he starts it up it goes run nigger nigger run nigger nigger

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Gingerpubes (140) · 01-08-2026 1333
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The right-wing press likes to make out that refugees get money thrown at them when they come to Britain. In reality, a lot of them are struggling just to keep their heads above water.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 1320
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I bought a black shirt last week but I had to donate it to the African Charity shop. The cuffs kept dragging along the floor.

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Squeaky (1465) · 01-08-2026 0759
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I don't mean to brag, but I suffered from 'Black Fatigue' BEFORE it was cool 😎

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1405) · 08-08-2026 0029
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