I was playing pool in the pub last night. As I leaned in to take a shot my buddy said, 'Watch the black, mate!' I replied, 'Why, is he near my jacket again?'
Racist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 19-06-2026 0551A Mexican married a Nigger. They had a son who was too lazy to steal.
Racist Squeaky (1031) · 23-06-2026 0901Nigel Farage claims that one in three schoolchildren in Glasgow nowadays can't speak fluent English. The other two must be immigrants.
Racist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 19-06-2026 2014I never see any niggers out jogging round our estate. They must be using Persil. It stops coloureds running.
Racist Squeaky (1031) · 17-06-2026 0910Scotland has the worst rates in the UK for hate crimes against gays and the handicapped. They really don't like their fruits and vegetables up there.
Racist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 21-06-2026 1153I was in Glasgow yesterday, and this American tourist came up to me. He said, 'Say, buddy, I'm tired of all the plastic tourist crap in this town. Can you show me where I can find an authentic Glasgow cultural experience?' So I stabbed him.
Racist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 19-06-2026 1126Why do niggers and Pakis smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too!
Racist DdraigGoch (488) · 18-06-2026 0723Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people.
Racist innit (350) · 20-06-2026 1714After some comments I made at work, Human Resources sent me to a Diversity, Equality and Inclusion seminar to 'broaden my perspective'. I was sceptical at first, but to be honest the course did open my eyes about a few things and how I treat my fellow human beings. Also, they laid on a big buffet lunch which was really tasty. At the end of the course the host told me, 'I think you've made the most progress of all today. I hope this seminar was constructive for you.' I replied, 'It sure was, thank you. Where's the toilet in this place, by the way? After that big lunch, I've got to go drown a darkie.'
Racist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 23-06-2026 0611Black guy goes on a skiing holiday, gets to his hotel and sees a sign outside: "WHITE PEOPLE £50, BLACK PEOPLE £50" So he thinks "ah, that's good, equality and all that", books in and goes to a restaurant for his dinner. He sees another sign outside the restaurant: "WHITE PEOPLE £10, BLACK PEOPLE £10" He's thinking how nice it is that everyone's equal here, has a great meal and goes back to his hotel to sleep. The next day goes for a ski, and again he sees a sign: "WHITE PEOPLE £20, BLACK PEOPLE £1" Again he's happy that there's no racism here, there's even positive discrimination. He pays his £1 and is taken to a seperate ski slope. He's having a great time, he gets to a big jump and flies off it. In the distance, he hears one word: "Pull!"
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 20-06-2026 0927Q: What do you call a three-foot tall black gentleman? A: A Yardie
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 18-06-2026 1558A black lad is in the kitchen with his mom making a cake, and she tells him to get the flour, he reaches up, and the flour falls on his head, he looks at his mom and says look mom I'm a ghost, look mom I'm white she chins him and tells him to go and see your dad. He goes in the front room and tells his dad he is white, and he gets chinned again from his dad, so the lad turns round and cries I hate you blacks so he gets hit again the lad shouts I fucking hate you all I've been white for ten minutes and I hate niggers
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 23-06-2026 1114What is red and orange and looks good on the French? Fire!
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 21-06-2026 0838How do you stop six black guys raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 20-06-2026 0911How do you baby sit a black African child? Wet its lips and stick it to the wall!
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 23-06-2026 1116A black man goes to the doctors and says "doctor doctor I can't stop running!" the doctor puts a white line of powder on the table to which the black man sniffs immediately. "FUCK ME! IS THAT COCAINE?" asks the black man. "No, its Persil, stops coloureds from running, replies the doctor".
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 22-06-2026 1100What word beginning with "N" and ending with "R" do you not want to call a black person? Neighbour!!
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 20-06-2026 0922Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last black man that had a dream got shot
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 20-06-2026 0914Whats so wrong about 5 black men in a Cadalic going off a cliff? A Cadalic seats 6
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 20-06-2026 0908The England manager doesn't believe in benching underperforming players; he prefers to send them into the communal showers for a "final solution" that guarantees they never complain about playing time again.
Racist mrjayhey (122) · 18-06-2026 1651A new warder is doing the rounds, getting to know the inmates. He enters one cell with three people in it, 2 whites and a black. He says to the first white " what are you in for?" he answers " 5 years . Attempted rape, judge said if i'd raped her i would've got 10!" He turns to the next white man' "what you in for?" He replies " 10 years, attempted murder. Judge said i would've got 20 if i'd murdered him!" He looks at the black man, " what you in for son?" " 20 years sir, no lights on my bike! judge said i would've got life if it had been night time!!!!"
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 23-06-2026 1625After hurricane Katrina, three black men were found in purple dinner jackets floating in the sea police described them as "the drifters."
Racist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 22-06-2026 1058