| 16 |
12-08-2026 19:57 |
Somali kid comes home from school. He proudly exclaimed "Mam my cock is 3 times
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| 15 |
30-08-2026 15:44 |
Pervert psycho breaks into a laundry fucks 2 women and runs off.
Headline. Nu
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| 14 |
07-09-2026 11:42 |
A young boy sat outside his house looking forlorn. A neighbour asked him "what'
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| 13 |
29-06-2026 14:24 |
Guns N Roses update a classic to be released next week for Muslims. Sweet child
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| 11 |
29-08-2026 19:47 |
A dwarf psychic goes into a bookies with a sawn off and robs the place and flees
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| 11 |
22-07-2026 19:09 |
Not an original. Heard it somewhere.
Boy said to his mate "Walked past your h
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| 11 |
21-06-2026 20:27 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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| 10 |
31-08-2026 18:58 |
What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip?
Killed in a tunnel
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| 10 |
23-08-2026 12:35 |
2 Irish men went to see a John Wayne film.
During the film paddy said " Murphy
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| 9 |
30-09-2026 18:29 |
Esther Rantzen has gone. That's death
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| 9 |
26-09-2026 13:57 |
Bono stood on stage. He looked to the audience on one of his sanctimonious speec
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| 9 |
26-08-2026 18:24 |
Can you smell curry burning?
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| 9 |
06-08-2026 13:12 |
What you call a Muslim with 2 pigs on his head?
Mohammed.
What you call a
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| 9 |
23-07-2026 20:55 |
I tried the new vegan Korean food. I think Not Poodle could catch on
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| 8 |
06-08-2026 12:59 |
Liverpool have signed two players who will fit in with their philosophy.
Nickam
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| 8 |
01-08-2026 13:33 |
Two boys one black one white talking.
The black boy said "my daddy has a new
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| 8 |
25-07-2026 07:55 |
What do you call a Russian bloke with crabs?
Ivan Elovanich
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| 8 |
24-07-2026 18:41 |
Bought a bunch of celebrity endorsed Sat Navs. Sent them all back.
Fleetwood
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| 7 |
21-09-2026 13:17 |
Heard a rare bootleg of an old Sinnead O'Connor and the chuckle brothers collabo
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| 7 |
15-09-2026 18:45 |
What do you call a chinese male child who's hot?
Boi ling
What do you cal
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| 7 |
01-08-2026 12:23 |
Why are Lesbos unhappy?
Because you can't pronounce happiness without the pen
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| 7 |
07-06-2026 11:40 |
There's 26 players in the world cup squads. Argentina Algeria and Austria all fa
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| 6 |
30-09-2026 13:44 |
A friend of mine joined an all male commune. He appreciated the lack of drama bu
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| 6 |
25-08-2026 20:21 |
Let's face it today we'd all be David Fullers
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| 6 |
04-08-2026 20:19 |
I've got a streaming service launching next week. It features the likes of the
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| 6 |
14-07-2026 18:01 |
Some alternative facts about the beetles.
Love me do was John's tribute to hi
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| 6 |
29-06-2026 14:22 |
Margot Deadbetter
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| 6 |
27-06-2026 12:15 |
Irish man landed in hospital with punctures and burns. He had a ready meal that
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| 5 |
27-09-2026 08:48 |
Gemma Collins series is called everything all at once. Which is how she has an a
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| 5 |
25-09-2026 16:39 |
Got a Manchester City credit card the other day. Phoned up and said "there's a f
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| 5 |
21-09-2026 13:15 |
Charlotte the quadruple amputee in the new series of big brother should take up
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| 5 |
18-09-2026 19:34 |
One of the anti trans lot said women can't have a penis.
Well they have mine wh
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| 5 |
11-08-2026 19:14 |
Jeff Bezos looks to purchase a stake in Liverpool FC.
If the deal goes ahead
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| 5 |
01-06-2026 20:59 |
Society is so wasteful. So many single use items. Plastic cutlery, straws, suici
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| 4 |
11-08-2026 19:11 |
What have bad radio reception, keys locked in a car and a pregnant woman have in
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| 3 |
23-09-2026 21:11 |
Gary "Angry" Anderson died today. Was it suddenly ?
Either way he's not Angry
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| 3 |
18-09-2026 20:03 |
Can you smell Cole burning?
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| 3 |
09-07-2026 13:39 |
Gonnie Tyler. Rip.
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| 3 |
02-07-2026 19:17 |
Crossovers are all the rage at the moment. Great to see the famous 5 meet the Bi
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| 3 |
14-06-2026 13:27 |
What you call an Ethiopian with an afro?
A microphone
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| 3 |
10-06-2026 15:30 |
"We refuse to negotiate with Hamas"
Said a lawyer for Kermit the Frog
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| 2 |
10-07-2026 12:26 |
Ann Widdicome and Bonnie Tyler. Who's the Hat trick for the grim reapers bingo c
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| 2 |
30-06-2026 18:30 |
Terrys chocolate orange vs Norway
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