Bought a bunch of celebrity endorsed Sat Navs. Sent them all back. Fleetwood Mac one said You can go your own way Bonnie Tyler kept saying turn around Lenny Kravitz kept asking are you gonna go my way The Bon Jovi one said Whoa we're halfway there for 12 hours Talking Heads Said we're on the Road to nowhere Dionne Warwick kept asking do you know the way to San Jose Steelers wheel said Stuck in the middle with you.
Gingerpubes (240) · 24-07-2026 1841Comments
The Tony Christie one said Is this the way to Amarillo? To be fair the poor fucker has got dementia
Gingerpubes · 25-07-2026 1057The Bruce Springsteen one kept telling me that the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.
Phil · 25-07-2026 1044The Red Hot Chilli Peppers one is shit. Only knows the way to California
LennysCrevasse · 25-07-2026 1033I had a Gene Pitney one told me I was only 24 hours from Tulsa.
Joeydeaconsbastard · 24-07-2026 2139I had a Jim Morrison one, but it was bloody useless. Just kept telling me to keep my eyes on the road and my hands upon the wheel.
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