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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs
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Bought a bunch of celebrity endorsed Sat Navs. Sent them all back. Fleetwood Mac one said You can go your own way Bonnie Tyler kept saying turn around Lenny Kravitz kept asking are you gonna go my way The Bon Jovi one said Whoa we're halfway there for 12 hours Talking Heads Said we're on the Road to nowhere Dionne Warwick kept asking do you know the way to San Jose Steelers wheel said Stuck in the middle with you.

Gingerpubes (151) · 24-07-2026 1841
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The Tony Christie one said Is this the way to Amarillo? To be fair the poor fucker has got dementia

Gingerpubes · 25-07-2026 1057
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The Bruce Springsteen one kept telling me that the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive.

Phil · 25-07-2026 1044
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The Red Hot Chilli Peppers one is shit. Only knows the way to California

LennysCrevasse · 25-07-2026 1033
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I had a Gene Pitney one told me I was only 24 hours from Tulsa.

Joeydeaconsbastard · 24-07-2026 2139
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I had a Jim Morrison one, but it was bloody useless. Just kept telling me to keep my eyes on the road and my hands upon the wheel.

theverydevilhimself · 24-07-2026 2122
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