Not an original. Heard it somewhere. Boy said to his mate "Walked past your house earlier. Your mum reminds me of a bond girl." "Very funny don't tell me Pussy Galore" "No but funnily enough she was On A Blackman"
Wordplay Gingerpubes (140) · 22-07-2026 1909I went to a fetish restaurant last night. I got toed in the hole.
Wordplay notbaldbob (1172) · 10-07-2026 0917My partner was confused and irritated when I ordered 20 desks and a blackboard for our flat. I just wanted to make the place a bit more classy.
Wordplay WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 1229A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club. He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.
Wordplay notbaldbob (1172) · 28-07-2026 0731Man dies after falling from Eleventh Night bonfire in east Belfast. His family and friends paid tribute to him, saying 'He really was a great Guy.'
Wordplay theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 12-07-2026 1228Two cigarettes are sitting in the pub. Another cigarette walks in and sits down. The one leans over to his mate and says, "Don't mess with him. He's menthol."
Wordplay Stallion (1597) · 06-08-2026 0735I shouted at the French guy, who was about to stab me, "Mercy!" "You're welcome," he replied.
Wordplay Stallion (1597) · 21-07-2026 2123I work in genetic engineering, but the pay isn't great. I made a monkey last week.
Wordplay theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 10-07-2026 1526Stephen Bear jailed for breaching restraining order against Georgia Harrison. In his defence he did not harass Joan Lennon or Paula McCartney.
Wordplay ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 06-08-2026 1933Venison used to be a cheap meat, but now it's dead dear
Wordplay Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 01-08-2026 1427The first bus in Britain to be powered by human excrement ran from Bristol to Bath on the Number 2 route (yes, really). Came out of a shithole, too.
Wordplay theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 19-07-2026 1410When it comes to star signs, us Capricorns are the Greatest Of All Time.
Wordplay theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 18-07-2026 1022After getting my SIA licence I got a new job as a stationary bodyguard. Just standing there for hours. I assumed I was going to be on some kickass protection mission with some high ranking officials. Instead I'm just stood here. I mean who gives a shit about pencils, rulers, rubbers and sharpeners anyway?
Wordplay Facthunt (45) · 02-08-2026 0841Nothing beats slipping into clean, crisp underwear. Although the salt and vinegar can really sting your bollocks.
Wordplay WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 1925Apparently Chris Eubank has been short listed to be the next James Bond. Personally, I don't think he's cut out for the thecret thervith.
Wordplay Stallion (1597) · 19-07-2026 1936