I bought a jack in the box for 50p. But it doesn't work. Why am I not surprised.
Wordplay Allobosca (52) · 07-02-2026 2141What a con. Lollipop men aren't actually made of lollipops if you run one over
Wordplay Gungho_ED (65) · 18-12-2025 1846Talk about missing a trick. Sarah Cox and Joey Ball both work on Radio 2 The Cox and Balls Show.
Wordplay Gungho_ED (65) · 16-12-2025 1855My wife found out I’d replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
Wordplay Coolcoolcool (5) · 03-12-2025 1128I went to see my wife in hospital and took her flowers. My girlfriend will love them.
Wordplay Stallion 🥉 🥉 🥉 (448) · 03-12-2025 1457What was the man in the iron mask's favourite food? Walled-off salad.
Wordplay Allobosca (52) · 04-02-2026 2146Hello Mr Seaman. Good morning Mrs Windass, I see you are here with Mrs Belcher. Is Mr Woodcock okay? I'm afraid he woke up rather stiff this morning, so I have asked Miss Hooker to look after him. I was chatting to Mr Dickins earlier and he said that he and Miss Hooker regularly meet up. Well she is usually with Mr Cox. Do you happen to know if Mr Cummings is coming? I'll just check with Mrs Adcock. And do you know what time the Deed Poll Dodgers Society meeting starts please?
Wordplay Gungho_ED (65) · 04-02-2026 1737How do you confuse an Irishman? Tell him even though it says sparkling on the label, it's still water.
Wordplay Allobosca (52) · 09-02-2026 1015I was playing in the park with my daughter when a kid ran up to me and slapped me round the face with a slice of cheese.. I said how dairy
Wordplay Allobosca (52) · 03-01-2026 1028So it's the cold shoulder from Iceland, the Dutch flatly refuse, the Irish say not on your Nelly and the Spanish archer (el-bow) from Spain. Thank fuck Eurovision won't be on as long. Can't think of a Slovenian one
Wordplay Gungho_ED (65) · 10-12-2025 1853Constipation isn’t my favourite health condition. But it’s definitely a solid number two.
Wordplay supergalley 🥇 🥇 🥇 (626) · 01-12-2025 0717