Our mate with a stutter came to tell us his Nana died. By the time he had finished we were all singing Hey Jude.
Wordplay Stallion (1679) · 02-10-2026 1852I keep a modified firearm by my front door for scaring away salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses and the like. It's my sod-off shotgun.
Wordplay › Puns Puns theverydevilhimself 🥉 🥇 🥇 (3799) · 28-09-2026 1209Just formed a new band,calling ourselves the Sewing Machines. I'm the lead Singer....
Wordplay › One-Liner Wordplay One-Liner Wordplay FRANK69 (17) · 24-09-2026 1459Is it called "being stood up" because it's the opposite of getting laid?
Wordplay › One-Liner Wordplay One-Liner Wordplay Dristarg (178) · 28-09-2026 1711My boss dragged me into his office this morning and told me that if I don't buck my ideas up it could lead to grim repercussions. I replied 'really? Aren't they what Death sits on?'
Wordplay TurnipBroth (10) · 24-09-2026 0531I was clinging for dear life on the cliff face. The mountain rescue guy in the helicopter shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down." So I started smiling.
Wordplay Stallion (1679) · 24-09-2026 1322A friend of mine joined an all male commune. He appreciated the lack of drama but couldn't used to a gashless society
Wordplay Gingerpubes (308) · 30-09-2026 1344Why do bears shit in the woods? Well all the leaves are brown.
The glove puppeteers Union is going on strike. They've just had a show of hands.
Wordplay › One-Liner Wordplay One-Liner Wordplay FRANK69 (17) · 22-09-2026 1441'...I used to date a girl called Lorraine, but I dumped her. Now, I date a girl called Clara. I would now like to sing a beautiful song entitled, "I can see Clara now Lorraine has gone." (From my former standup)
Wordplay › Misheard Lyrics Misheard Lyrics monkeybobhouse (41) · 15-09-2026 0549' I can't understand why people keep making fun of my name, ' said Mahkunt Izitchi. ' I know how you feel, ' replied Moe Lester.
Wordplay › Double Entendre Double Entendre Squeaky (2093) · 10-09-2026 0809A banana went to the doctor's and said. "Doctor doctor, I'm not peeling to well". I'll finish my pint and fuck off.
Wordplay Joeydeaconsbastard (1197) · 02-10-2026 2022‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape and drug offenses. He's been collared.
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