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What a con. Lollipop men aren't actually made of lollipops if you run one over

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Gungho_ED (38) · 18-12-2025 1846
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Talk about missing a trick. Sarah Cox and Joey Ball both work on Radio 2 The Cox and Balls Show.

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Gungho_ED (38) · 16-12-2025 1855
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My wife found out I’d replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.

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Coolcoolcool (5) · 03-12-2025 1128
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I went to see my wife in hospital and took her flowers. My girlfriend will love them.

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Stallion 🥈 🥉 🥉 (272) · 03-12-2025 1457
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Antonio Banderas O no, an arse bandit

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ianwatkins 🥇 🥇 (451) · 01-01-2026 0803
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I was playing in the park with my daughter when a kid ran up to me and slapped me round the face with a slice of cheese.. I said how dairy

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Allobosca (29) · 03-01-2026 1028
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So it's the cold shoulder from Iceland, the Dutch flatly refuse, the Irish say not on your Nelly and the Spanish archer (el-bow) from Spain. Thank fuck Eurovision won't be on as long. Can't think of a Slovenian one

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Gungho_ED (38) · 10-12-2025 1853
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Constipation isn’t my favourite health condition. But it’s definitely a solid number two.

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supergalley 🥇 🥈 🥈 (382) · 01-12-2025 0717