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After getting my SIA licence I got a new job as a stationary bodyguard. Just standing there for hours. I assumed I was going to be on some kickass protection mission with some high ranking officials. Instead I'm just stood here. I mean who gives a shit about pencils, rulers, rubbers and sharpeners anyway?

Facthunt (47) · 02-08-2026 0841

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Nah, just fill him full of lead

Stickyagain · 02-08-2026 1153
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If you see John Wick, just give him a pencil.

NotEasilyOffended · 02-08-2026 0856
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