Just wondering Was Bill Oddie taken away in a body bag or a Goodie bag.
Death Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 27-07-2026 1933What's blue and orange, and at the bottom of a swimming pool? A kid with flat arm bands
Death Gungho_ED (272) · 03-08-2026 1912A sign above the door where I work says "Once you go black you never come back". You've got to have a sense of humour in the crematorium.
Death notbaldbob (1172) · 26-07-2026 1118Little Johnny runs to his mum shouting "Mummy Mummy daddy has hanged himself in the basement". His breaks down in tears goes down to the basement and daddy is no where to be seen. Little Johnny starts laughing and says to her. "Gotcha..... he did it in the garage ".
Death Joeydeaconsbastard (998) · 31-07-2026 1037Simply put a % sign after your age to see how dead you are.
Death notbaldbob (1172) · 15-07-2026 0533The death penalty for terrorists is being discussed in parliament and the house of lords again. Those suicide bombers must be shitting themselves.
Death notbaldbob (1172) · 10-07-2026 1050If you're ever attacked by a bear, simply lie down and play dead. It's good practice for what's coming next.
Death theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 06-08-2026 1321I saw a hearse today. The wreath said "Dad" They missed the e out.
Death Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 26-07-2026 1901Suspect one: white British. Suspect two: white British. Suspect three: ethnicity not relevant. Funny, that.
Death WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 0929Former Sun journalist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a 66-year long illness
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 03-08-2026 1427Russia has just dropped a nuclear bomb on Ethiopia. 1 million died in the blast and 2 million died running after the mushroom.
Death notbaldbob (1172) · 21-07-2026 0602The Yorkshire branch of the Bonnie Tyler fanclub have told mourners to celebrate her life by wearing flamboyant clothing during the crematorium ceremony On member said, "I can't wait to see t'urn around bright ties"
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 10-07-2026 0842Why did Princess Diana drive in a Mercedes? She wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
Death Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 09-07-2026 0641I see Glen Hansard didn't make it home last night. Talk about a lack of Commitment!
Death jjbomber (83) · 29-07-2026 1920Home Ec Teacher: "Ok kids, tell me something that goes from pink to black when it's been fried? Pupil: "Ted Bundy's cock, Miss?"
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 11-07-2026 1155Ann Widdecombe tributes have been pouring in "She was a great parliamentarian and colleague", David Cameron "She was a crucial part of our successful Brexit campaign", Nigel Farage "I'm ok thanks", David Fuller
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 10-07-2026 0659Bonnie Tyler tells TV host Lorraine 'next year I'm going to slow down' in final TV interview. No kidding.
Death theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 09-07-2026 1959Grim Reaper "Come 'ere. There's no-more" R.I.P Jimmy Cricket
Death Gungho_ED (272) · 03-08-2026 1631Imagine Count Binface wins the bi-election, then Scooby Doo and his pals run into the sports hall and removes his mask to reveal Ann Widdecombe!
Death Craven180 (4) · 12-07-2026 2048Franco Baresi finally made it into the opponent's half where he suffered a catastrophic fatal nosebleed
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 31-07-2026 0704I've just solved the intersection of the Bill Oddie / David Fuller Venn diagram It reads, "Love Birds Dead"
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 27-07-2026 1823For sale: One bird-whistle Contact Mrs Oddie for details
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 27-07-2026 1758"I'd love it if I could beat this", said Kevin Keegan this morning Never mind
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 20-07-2026 1444Looks like someone did Ann Widdecombe then? That's killed her of course, not achieved the ultimate difficult wank. That simply cannot be done
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 11-07-2026 1308The idea that Bill Oddie's death could cause his own avian pets to starve to death is for the birds
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 27-07-2026 2018RIP Sam Neill "Houston, we have a problem" What a line and delivery. Love Bruce Willis
Death LennysCrevasse (693) · 13-07-2026 1228Ann Widdicome and Bonnie Tyler. Who's the Hat trick for the grim reapers bingo card?
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