My grief counselor died last week. She was that good at her job, I didn't give a fuck
Just got myself one of those expensive diver's watches. Couldn't carry the drowned cunt's SCUBA tanks though.
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Death Gungho_ED (203) · 28-05-2026 1926American singer and comedian Oliver Tree has died in a helicopter crash in Brazil, according to local reports. Tree felled by chopper.
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