When picking your own magic mushrooms, take care to identify them accurately. If you eat some types of mushroom, you get to see God. If you eat some other types, you get to meet him.
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Death WayOutWest 🥈 (525) · 05-11-2026 1953A British mum has died after attempting to rescue her two sons when they were swept away while snorkelling in the Bahamas. Posh bitch, why couldn't she just drown in Skegness like the rest of us?
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