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12 10-08-2026 15:08 My Muslim optician died last night. Asif Eyecare
9 24-08-2026 13:58 It's only a game, so put up a real good fight. I'm gonna be fingering you tonig
9 03-08-2026 18:36 Do you want to play Hyde and Sikh? It’s like normal hide and seek but I turn
8 02-09-2026 12:27 It’s a shame Mark Selby isn’t the snooker nonce. How amazing would that be intr
7 19-06-2026 11:07 Wasp to his flat ugly wife about his homo son meme
6 14-10-2026 15:34 Was chatting to a chap from the Balkans yesterday, strangely he stabbed me and s
6 23-08-2026 20:38 Modern women make me sick. They just don’t realise how hard us men have it… We
6 29-06-2026 17:12 [Meme] meme
6 18-06-2026 18:53 I knew a bloke who was knighted, had a terrible drink addiction which led to his
5 14-10-2026 00:52 The Hull City chant ‘getting mauled by the tigers’ wasn’t supposed to be taken l
5 26-08-2026 08:02 [Meme] meme
5 05-08-2026 15:23 I despise going to see my GP, it really is a pain in the ass. I wish I never
5 07-07-2026 18:03 Sweating like a Muslim waiting in the foyer at an Ariana Grande concert
5 29-06-2026 17:08 [Meme] meme
5 18-06-2026 17:48 I was seeing a woman from Brazil who enjoyed bungee jumping. I thought how dang
5 10-06-2026 22:01 [Meme] meme
5 07-06-2026 11:51 [Meme] meme
4 16-10-2026 17:38 As I arrived in to my new cell at FCI Allenwood-Low, I was greeted by a charming
4 20-07-2026 14:43 Kevin Keegone
4 18-06-2026 18:28 My ol’ mate we nicknamed ‘Wasp’ has a fruity step-dad, waspy once said “his name
4 05-06-2026 18:51 [Meme] meme
3 16-09-2026 23:40 I worked with a bloke who on first impression was agitated, confused and strange
3 08-06-2026 16:20 I’ve just found out my obese black neighbour has been struck down with the big g
3 05-06-2026 18:08 What did the sweet lil deaf, dumb and blind girl get for Christmas? Mark Fee
2 19-06-2026 14:12 I can see those Jocks having their skirts pulled down and having a good ol’ fash
1 24-08-2026 10:50 “What’s your favourite domestic cliff”? I asked her whilst we had a romantic str