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17 25-05-2026 19:37 I was having a lovely sleep earlier until some inconsiderate cunt decided to bou
15 25-05-2026 13:46 I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a
14 22-05-2026 17:14 I saw a guy wanking in front of a butchers shop... turns out he was a Welsh n
13 16-05-2026 18:33 A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian rep
12 02-06-2026 18:53 Sick of having your house burgled by niggers? Save money on home security by
12 28-05-2026 20:55 If you don't believe in human perseverance you clearly haven't seen a smoker try
11 30-05-2026 17:30 For legal reasons, newspapers are often forbidden from printing pictures of chil
11 24-05-2026 16:05 You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands If you look closely
11 24-05-2026 09:18 If you leave a dog in a car in this weather, with no water or ventilation, it co
11 23-05-2026 07:45 My son took his first steps this morning.. the window cleaner is fucking furi
10 24-05-2026 08:56 Porn has ruined my life. My boilers fucked and I'm scared to call a plumber
9 28-05-2026 20:46 Say what you want about Muslim women, they make excellent Bee keepers
9 14-05-2026 19:41 You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Wel
8 06-06-2026 11:48 Whats the worst thing about licking a bald pussy? Taking the dirty nappy off
8 16-05-2026 18:39 What's the difference between the current sickipedia and Futurama? There's on
6 01-06-2026 19:08 What have Pricess Diana and a Mobile phone got in common? They both die in a
5 13-06-2026 23:31 I have a habit of ruining the end of films for my family About 10 minutes bef
2 09-06-2026 18:29 Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?
1 15-05-2026 17:57 Why does Melania always go on top when she shags Donald? Coz Donald Trump can