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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs

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19 25-05-2026 19:37 I was having a lovely sleep earlier until some inconsiderate cunt decided to bou
19 25-05-2026 13:46 I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a
15 22-05-2026 17:14 I saw a guy wanking in front of a butchers shop... turns out he was a Welsh n
14 16-05-2026 18:33 A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian rep
13 02-06-2026 18:53 Sick of having your house burgled by niggers? Save money on home security by
12 02-07-2026 20:49 What is the difference between a breeze block and STDs? A 3 year old can't carr
12 28-05-2026 20:55 If you don't believe in human perseverance you clearly haven't seen a smoker try
11 25-07-2026 10:08 I coughed up a bit of phlegm and sneezed at the same time. Then a scouser app
11 30-05-2026 17:30 For legal reasons, newspapers are often forbidden from printing pictures of chil
11 24-05-2026 16:05 You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands If you look closely
11 24-05-2026 09:18 If you leave a dog in a car in this weather, with no water or ventilation, it co
11 24-05-2026 08:56 Porn has ruined my life. My boilers fucked and I'm scared to call a plumber
11 23-05-2026 07:45 My son took his first steps this morning.. the window cleaner is fucking furi
10 28-05-2026 20:46 Say what you want about Muslim women, they make excellent Bee keepers
10 14-05-2026 19:41 You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there? Wel
9 13-06-2026 23:31 I have a habit of ruining the end of films for my family About 10 minutes bef
9 16-05-2026 18:39 What's the difference between the current sickipedia and Futurama? There's on
8 06-06-2026 11:48 Whats the worst thing about licking a bald pussy? Taking the dirty nappy off
7 25-07-2026 10:58 Doctor doctor, I have this irresistible urge to cum in my daughter's face Fux
6 01-06-2026 19:08 What have Princess Diana and a Mobile phone got in common? They both die in a T
2 09-06-2026 18:29 Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use the wrong grammar?
2 15-05-2026 17:57 Why does Melania always go on top when she shags Donald? Coz Donald Trump can