The Paki bloke at work showed me his tattoo. "Isn't that one of those that wash off,?" I asked. "I don't know," he replied.
Pakistani Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 13-12-2025 0607Abdul and myself were walking past a school when an absolute stunning young girl around 14 came out of the gate, she has everything, huge tits, long dark hair, a voluptuous arse and a beauty of a natural Spanish senorita. "Fuck me, " said Abdul, "I'll bet she was fit when she was younger. "
Pakistani Kimjongreject (286) · 11-12-2025 1951Q: How do you stop a paki from choking? A: No one knows because no one has ever tried.
Pakistani supergalley 🥈 (169) · 05-02-2026 2124This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipped, I managed to grab his hand as he was dangling 150 feet in the air. "Please, please, " he pleaded, "don't let me drop, " "Will you eat my bacon sandwich if I pull you up? " I asked, "Yes, yes, of course I will, " he said. So I let him go, I'm not having a fucking Muslim steal my breakfast.
Pakistani Kimjongreject (286) · 14-12-2025 1542Sex dolls are to be made more realistic for Muslims. They will include a fetus.
Pakistani Kimjongreject (286) · 31-12-2025 1619Q: Two pakis jump off a cliff - one's wearing red, the other's wearing blue. Who wins? A: Society.
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (479) · 25-04-2026 1858A man was sitting on the bus, and about five minutes into the journey, he felt a huge bump and heard a massive bang "What was that?" he asked the driver "Just a paki" the driver shrugged. Another five minutes goes by, and another bang and bump. The driver looks over his shoulder and explained he's just hit another. Just before the mans stop, he feels two huge bumps. "Did you get two in one then?" the man askes. The driver turned 'round and said: "Nah, just the one, but I had to mount the pavement to get the bastard!"
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (479) · 08-04-2026 2012