Why did the Paki cross the road? Dunno, but both sides of the road smell funny now.
Pakistani theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 12-06-2026 0549With the grooming gang enquiry looming ever closer, spare a thought at this difficult time for all the poor Paki blokes, who are currently only able to fuck their own kids instead of ours
This was after the pakistani earthquakes... Whats the odd one out, a crab, a shark or a pakistani? The shark. All the rest are crushed-asians!
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 15-06-2026 1444Why do they have a bucket of shit at a paki wedding? To keep the flies off the bride
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 21-06-2026 0833Two Paki's move to england. They agree to meet up after a few years and see who is more english. So many moons later the time comes and the two meet. "So, How english are you?" asks the first paki. "Well, I have learned how to drink 15 pints of Stella, eat 3 fish suppers, sing Vindaloo and beat up folk who support other football teams than me! I reckon that makes me pretty Bladdy english no? How about you? How English are you?" "Fuck off Paki!"
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 16-06-2026 2135After the Tsumani, thousands of Pakistanis died or were left injured and homeless. The French sent doctors. The Americans sent medical supplies. The Germans sent building materials. The English sent replacements.
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 15-06-2026 1443Why are Paki wedding cakes made of shit? To keep the flies off the bride. (credit; the school playground, back in the day)
Pakistani theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 23-06-2026 1622What do you do if you see a paki drowning? Throw him his wife and kids.
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 16-06-2026 2129St. Peter's standing at the Pearly Gates, and he spies a little brown face coming up the escalator. A little Pakistani wanders up to him and says 'Good Morning please, be wanting to come into heaven thankyou' 'Look mate', says St. Peter 'It doesn't work that way, you're a muslim, aren't you' 'Yes, being a good muslim thankyou' 'No mate, look I'm sorry. You just can't come in, you're off down there' 'am GOOD muslim. Wanting to be coming in please' 'You can't be a good muslim, how?' 'But AM GOOD muslim. I am even giving things to charity all the time' St. Peter sighs. 'Like what?' The Pakistani stands up proudly. 'Only last week, am giving twenty pounds to the children in need' St. Peter considers him for a second, and finally resigns himself to the fact that this chap deserves a bit of his time. 'Right, fine, okay" he sighs, "You win. I'll go and have a word with God, wait here' So off he trots wearily through the Pearly Gates, and returns a couple of hours later. He walks back up to the Pakistani, and says 'Right, I've had a chat with God about you, and it's all sorted.' 'Here's your twenty quid back, now Fuck Off'.
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 05-06-2026 2212What do you call a Paki in a bulletproof vest? Pting
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 28-05-2026 2140Why are Pakistan so crap at football? Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Pakistani Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 25-05-2026 1907In honour of Pride Month, here's the complete list of countries that recognise same-sex marriage: Israel.
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