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Sure is sunny this week! I've got such a good tan, earlier today I went into Patel's corner shop and he told me to fuck off back to my own country.

Pakistani

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 25-06-2026 1512
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Common English mistakes: Using they're instead of their. Using an apostrophe to indicate a plural. Letting Pakis into the country.

Pakistani

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notbaldbob (1172) · 27-07-2026 0620
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I saw a Paki filling up his car at a petrol station this morning. He managed to get seven adults and ten kids in there.

Pakistani

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Squeaky (1465) · 10-07-2026 0807
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The Paki bloke at work showed me his tattoo. "Isn't that one of those that wash off,?" I asked. "I don't know," he replied.

Pakistani

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Stallion (1597) · 13-12-2025 0607
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I used to think my GP had bad handwriting. Then I fed it through Google Lens. Turns out it's in Arabic.

Pakistani

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innit (580) · 23-07-2026 0150
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Why did the Paki cross the road? Dunno, but both sides of the road smell funny now.

Pakistani

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 12-06-2026 0549
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Abdul and myself were walking past a school when an absolute stunning young girl around 14 came out of the gate, she has everything, huge tits, long dark hair, a voluptuous arse and a beauty of a natural Spanish senorita. "Fuck me, " said Abdul, "I'll bet she was fit when she was younger. "

Pakistani

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Kimjongreject (286) · 11-12-2025 1951
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can't believe the number of fucking foreigners coming to live in this country. If I'd have known this thirty years ago, I would have stayed in Pakistan.

Pakistani

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notbaldbob (1172) · 19-07-2026 1102
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With the grooming gang enquiry looming ever closer, spare a thought at this difficult time for all the poor Paki blokes, who are currently only able to fuck their own kids instead of ours

🫡 Salute to Me
Pakistani

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Gungho_ED (272) · 18-06-2026 2213
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I was looking after my American mate's twins. At dinner time I took some spoons with food on and said "Here come the aeroplanes!" Then I kicked the legs out from under their highchairs.

Pakistani

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Stallion (1597) · 17-07-2026 1514
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Why did the Paki swap his wife for a toilet? Because the toilet had a smaller hole and it smelt better!

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 23-05-2026 2142
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I've started a campaign to have all the world's elephants released from human custody. I couldn't give a fuck about animal rights, it just gives me an excuse to wear my 'Pachys Out' T shirt.

Pakistani

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 20-07-2026 0619
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Q: How do you stop a paki from choking? A: No one knows because no one has ever tried.

Pakistani

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1405) · 05-02-2026 2124
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This was after the pakistani earthquakes... Whats the odd one out, a crab, a shark or a pakistani? The shark. All the rest are crushed-asians!

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 15-06-2026 1444
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What does the average Pakistani weigh? Sweets

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 21-05-2026 1706
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This Muslim I was working with on a tower scaffolding lost his footing and slipped, I managed to grab his hand as he was dangling 150 feet in the air. "Please, please, " he pleaded, "don't let me drop, " "Will you eat my bacon sandwich if I pull you up? " I asked, "Yes, yes, of course I will, " he said. So I let him go, I'm not having a fucking Muslim steal my breakfast.

Pakistani

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Kimjongreject (286) · 14-12-2025 1542
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Did you hear about the paki that put odour eaters in his shoes? He Vanished!

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 10-07-2026 0751
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Why are Paki wedding cakes made of shit? To keep the flies off the bride. (credit; the school playground, back in the day)

Pakistani

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 23-06-2026 1622
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Why do they have a bucket of shit at a paki wedding? To keep the flies off the bride

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 21-06-2026 0833
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Two Paki's move to england. They agree to meet up after a few years and see who is more english. So many moons later the time comes and the two meet. "So, How english are you?" asks the first paki. "Well, I have learned how to drink 15 pints of Stella, eat 3 fish suppers, sing Vindaloo and beat up folk who support other football teams than me! I reckon that makes me pretty Bladdy english no? How about you? How English are you?" "Fuck off Paki!"

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 16-06-2026 2135
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After the Tsumani, thousands of Pakistanis died or were left injured and homeless. The French sent doctors. The Americans sent medical supplies. The Germans sent building materials. The English sent replacements.

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 15-06-2026 1443
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A Policeman is driving down the street when he sees a man pouring petrol over a bunch of Paki's. The policeman screeches to a halt, jumps out the car and shouts: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" "Oh about fifty to the gallon!" replies the man

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 02-05-2026 2011
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I saw an elephant at the zoo one time. It was brown and smelled terrible. I think it was a Pakiderm.

Pakistani

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 20-07-2026 1924
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A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for a blow up doll. The woman asks, "Would you like a Christian or a Muslim doll?" Confused, the man says "What's the difference?" "Well" replies the woman, "the Muslim one blows itself up".

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 02-07-2026 0955
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What do you do if you see a paki drowning? Throw him his wife and kids.

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 16-06-2026 2129
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What do you call a Paki in a bulletproof vest? Pting

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 28-05-2026 2140
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Why are Pakistan so crap at football? Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 25-05-2026 1907
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Sex dolls are to be made more realistic for Muslims. They will include a fetus.

Pakistani

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Kimjongreject (286) · 31-12-2025 1619
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What do you call a Paki in a microwave? Ding!

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 12-07-2026 1102
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In honour of Pride Month, here's the complete list of countries that recognise same-sex marriage: Israel.

Pakistani

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innit (580) · 09-06-2026 0326
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Q: Two pakis jump off a cliff - one's wearing red, the other's wearing blue. Who wins? A: Society.

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 25-04-2026 1858
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A man was sitting on the bus, and about five minutes into the journey, he felt a huge bump and heard a massive bang "What was that?" he asked the driver "Just a paki" the driver shrugged. Another five minutes goes by, and another bang and bump. The driver looks over his shoulder and explained he's just hit another. Just before the mans stop, he feels two huge bumps. "Did you get two in one then?" the man askes. The driver turned 'round and said: "Nah, just the one, but I had to mount the pavement to get the bastard!"

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 08-04-2026 2012
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What do you throw to a drowning Paki? His wife and kids!

Pakistani

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 08-07-2026 0733
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