Two Paki's move to england. They agree to meet up after a few years and see who is more english. So many moons later the time comes and the two meet. "So, How english are you?" asks the first paki. "Well, I have learned how to drink 15 pints of Stella, eat 3 fish suppers, sing Vindaloo and beat up folk who support other football teams than me! I reckon that makes me pretty Bladdy english no? How about you? How English are you?" "Fuck off Paki!"