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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs Subcategories added New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters Duplicate detection for mods increased a little to catch more 🤓 Better duplicate detection added. Sorry, but expect 281 deletions soon 😳 Cookie warning added to comply with EUSSR GDPR laws. Added mail inbox notifications to users that get a duplicate deleted. Reply to appeal. 'Medium Duplicate Matches' added - this shows a lot more duplicates iGPU AI embedding implemented to the remote embedding server; Improves performance and frees uptime the CPUs Subcategories added
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A man was sitting on the bus, and about five minutes into the journey, he felt a huge bump and heard a massive bang "What was that?" he asked the driver "Just a paki" the driver shrugged. Another five minutes goes by, and another bang and bump. The driver looks over his shoulder and explained he's just hit another. Just before the mans stop, he feels two huge bumps. "Did you get two in one then?" the man askes. The driver turned 'round and said: "Nah, just the one, but I had to mount the pavement to get the bastard!"

Allobosca 🥈 (2263) · 08-04-2026 2012
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