| 13 |
24-05-2026 03:55 |
Plastic surgery used to be taboo. Now when you mention Botox nobody raises an ey
|
| 12 |
30-05-2026 10:04 |
There are 27 bones in your hand.
28 when you're feeling lonely.
|
| 11 |
20-05-2026 05:08 |
Q: Why do Welsh race horses run so fast?
A: They've seen what happens to the
|
| 11 |
19-05-2026 04:34 |
I tried to pronounce the name of my new medication and I think I accidentally su
|
| 11 |
19-05-2026 00:00 |
It's difficult to love myself when I'm not even my type.
|
| 9 |
02-06-2026 02:19 |
I asked the waiter how they prepare the chicken. They said they tell the chicken
|
| 9 |
27-05-2026 19:04 |
Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick about two girls trying to kill each oth
|
| 9 |
21-05-2026 12:18 |
I cracked a joke with my therapist. She sighed and wrote something in her notebo
|
| 8 |
17-05-2026 15:02 |
I called the incontinence hotline.
"Please hold..."
|
| 7 |
05-06-2026 04:19 |
Met a deaf guy with one arm. Quite the speech impediment.
|
| 7 |
04-06-2026 02:56 |
Canada & Mexico share the world's thickest international border.
|
| 7 |
20-05-2026 03:57 |
Q: What's the difference between God and a Psychiatrist?
A: God doesn't thin
|
| 6 |
05-06-2026 13:54 |
Today I learned the average adult swears 80-90 times a day. I also learned I'm f
|
| 6 |
02-06-2026 11:05 |
Wine is just Grape Juice with a Yeast Infection.
|
| 6 |
01-06-2026 09:17 |
The Hulk never loses his pants during transformation because the experiment alte
|
| 6 |
29-05-2026 10:25 |
I went to Australia and was greeted with a great big sign that said "You are on
|
| 6 |
20-05-2026 09:46 |
If you kiss a woman during anal, you're technically using her as a straw to suck
|
| 5 |
09-06-2026 03:32 |
In honour of Pride Month, I'm seasoning my chips with salt from Lot's wife.
|
| 5 |
27-05-2026 01:24 |
I'm watching a women's volleyball tournament and 5 minutes in there's a horrific
|
| 5 |
18-05-2026 13:06 |
We only teach "stop, drop, and roll" to put out fire but honestly if you do it i
|
| 4 |
30-05-2026 08:18 |
I picked to my crying soon and said "Don't worry little buddy. When you grow up
|
| 4 |
22-05-2026 06:33 |
Buying a fire extinguisher is one of the few instances where you hope it's a was
|
| 4 |
17-05-2026 15:36 |
Before my wife left she gave me everything.
The good news is I'm down to 7 ant
|
| 3 |
04-06-2026 18:02 |
Liberals claim there are infinite genders yet reassignment surgery only offers t
|
| 3 |
01-06-2026 09:39 |
Driving with scissors is never wise. But you should also never scissor with the
|
| 3 |
29-05-2026 08:33 |
Satellite photos are the Earth's selfies.
|
| 3 |
28-05-2026 08:19 |
Every frank discussion I've ever had sucked.
Why is Frank such a massive cunt?
|
| 3 |
20-05-2026 13:12 |
AI girlfriends are great.
For the first time in history, a man can be emotion
|
| 2 |
09-06-2026 03:26 |
In honour of Pride Month, here's the complete list of countries that recognise s
|
| 2 |
02-06-2026 11:30 |
YouTube is featuring Recommended Lives.
Do that many of their users need to
|
| 2 |
18-05-2026 05:00 |
Stone of you are made your Amazon package I'd a day late. I'm still waiting for
|
| 1 |
31-05-2026 14:31 |
Everyone is Iran this and Israel that. Iran my smoker for 24 hours straight and
|
| 1 |
03-12-2025 10:21 |
I'm just a sensitive lover unlearning trauma.
A S.L.U.T. if you will.
|
| 0 |
21-05-2026 12:05 |
It was the omg what now of times. It was the seriously wtf is happening of times
|
