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17-08-2026 09:28 |
The self deprecation society is taking applications for new members.
I've al
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| 14 |
05-09-2026 01:50 |
Lindsay Clancy blaming her hormones for murdering her children is like me blamin
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| 14 |
20-07-2026 09:49 |
My therapist told me I need to stop imagining scenarios.
I don't have a ther
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| 14 |
15-07-2026 07:16 |
All women are bi. It's just a matter of figuring out whether she's bipolar or bi
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| 14 |
18-06-2026 05:02 |
Being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love unless you're home alone o
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| 14 |
24-05-2026 03:55 |
Plastic surgery used to be taboo. Now when you mention Botox nobody raises an ey
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| 13 |
23-07-2026 04:02 |
You can't fool an aborted foetus.
It wasn't born yesterday.
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| 13 |
19-06-2026 04:09 |
My three favourite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.
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| 12 |
27-08-2026 06:47 |
The best part about having schizophrenia is that a wank turns into an orgy!
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| 12 |
23-07-2026 01:50 |
I used to think my GP had bad handwriting. Then I fed it through Google Lens. Tu
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| 12 |
30-05-2026 10:04 |
There are 27 bones in your hand.
28 when you're feeling lonely.
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| 12 |
29-05-2026 23:49 |
We no longer care.
meme
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| 11 |
01-09-2026 12:08 |
The Lindsay Clancy case is taking so long because 3 men are trying to explain to
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| 11 |
15-07-2026 07:37 |
Never trust anyone who can spell gonnorhea correctly on the first attempt.
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| 11 |
06-07-2026 12:35 |
Our grandparents fought Nazis so that we could be called Nazis for believing wha
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| 11 |
26-06-2026 05:29 |
If you had to choose between rescuing Keir Starmer from a burning building or ma
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| 11 |
15-06-2026 07:25 |
Is it "For fuck's sake" or "For fuck sake"?
It's for a work email so it has t
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| 11 |
20-05-2026 05:08 |
Q: Why do Welsh race horses run so fast?
A: They've seen what happens to the
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| 11 |
19-05-2026 04:34 |
I tried to pronounce the name of my new medication and I think I accidentally su
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| 11 |
19-05-2026 00:00 |
It's difficult to love myself when I'm not even my type.
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| 10 |
05-09-2026 09:54 |
Two cops walk up to a group of five Pakis. "We're looking for a paedophile gang.
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| 10 |
02-07-2026 09:26 |
To honour Pride Month, I made a comprehensive list of all the Middle Eastern nat
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| 9 |
03-09-2026 09:11 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
23-06-2026 11:34 |
People who use selfie sticks really need to take a good long look at themselves
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| 9 |
16-06-2026 04:56 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
10-06-2026 00:10 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 9 |
09-06-2026 03:32 |
In honour of Pride Month, I'm seasoning my chips with salt from Lot's wife.
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| 9 |
02-06-2026 02:19 |
I asked the waiter how they prepare the chicken. They said they tell the chicken
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| 9 |
27-05-2026 19:04 |
Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick about two girls trying to kill each oth
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| 9 |
21-05-2026 12:18 |
I cracked a joke with my therapist. She sighed and wrote something in her notebo
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| 8 |
22-08-2026 10:50 |
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend.
Had to drop the bomb twice...
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| 8 |
19-08-2026 12:01 |
Just got a letter from the Department of Education: "Your child with fetal alcoh
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| 8 |
12-08-2026 13:50 |
Other side of the wall is a goat
meme
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| 8 |
02-08-2026 02:35 |
When she's a hot Muslim
10... 9... 8... 7... 6...
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| 8 |
27-07-2026 16:15 |
Don't call the all-female removalist company. They'll take half your shit.
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| 8 |
14-07-2026 09:36 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
09-07-2026 22:35 |
I bet Eve ate the fruit because Adam wasn't "giving her enough attention"
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| 8 |
18-06-2026 04:45 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 8 |
17-05-2026 15:02 |
I called the incontinence hotline.
"Please hold..."
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| 7 |
03-09-2026 12:18 |
i still say the butler killed him, with a candlestick, in the study.
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| 7 |
27-08-2026 06:45 |
"Inside you, there are two wolves."
Anyway, that's how my son explains getting
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| 7 |
19-08-2026 08:49 |
In gay men's defence, they're very keen on personal hygiene. Which is surprising
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| 7 |
19-08-2026 08:42 |
My school had a zero tolerance policy on bullying. The principal stated: "Compla
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| 7 |
18-08-2026 06:54 |
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, Eggs."
I thought "That's an
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| 7 |
01-08-2026 00:55 |
NHS announces "Feeling like dying but not really suicidal" new baseline for norm
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| 7 |
07-07-2026 14:08 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
24-06-2026 07:12 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
20-06-2026 17:14 |
Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down
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| 7 |
18-06-2026 06:26 |
Who else wants to see him demonstrate his point?
meme
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| 7 |
10-06-2026 14:13 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 7 |
05-06-2026 04:19 |
Met a deaf guy with one arm. Quite the speech impediment.
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| 7 |
04-06-2026 02:56 |
Canada & Mexico share the world's thickest international border.
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| 7 |
02-06-2026 11:05 |
Wine is just Grape Juice with a Yeast Infection.
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| 7 |
20-05-2026 03:57 |
Q: What's the difference between God and a Psychiatrist?
A: God doesn't thin
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| 6 |
05-09-2026 13:38 |
The Galphabet?
meme
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| 6 |
22-08-2026 10:53 |
The Japanese weather bureau recorded its hottest ever day on August 5 last year.
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| 6 |
22-07-2026 03:35 |
If a person is born deaf, what language do they think in?
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| 6 |
09-07-2026 00:57 |
Arm wrestling: Two blokes holding hands and looking into each other's eyes
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| 6 |
08-07-2026 05:06 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
02-07-2026 04:48 |
Put a Communist in a helicopter and he will fly for a couple of hours. Throw a C
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| 6 |
02-07-2026 04:40 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 6 |
23-06-2026 11:34 |
Q. What's 12" long and snaps a cunt?
A. A selfie stick
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| 6 |
05-06-2026 13:54 |
Today I learned the average adult swears 80-90 times a day. I also learned I'm f
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| 6 |
01-06-2026 09:17 |
The Hulk never loses his pants during transformation because the experiment alte
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| 6 |
29-05-2026 10:25 |
I went to Australia and was greeted with a great big sign that said "You are on
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| 6 |
27-05-2026 01:24 |
I'm watching a women's volleyball tournament and 5 minutes in there's a horrific
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| 6 |
20-05-2026 09:46 |
If you kiss a woman during anal, you're technically using her as a straw to suck
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| 6 |
20-05-2026 07:20 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
26-08-2026 05:54 |
Teens walk in groups of three, five, and seven because they literally can't even
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| 5 |
11-07-2026 13:37 |
I wish my parents would have added some nepo to the tism they gave me.
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| 5 |
22-06-2026 14:57 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
10-06-2026 15:13 |
"If only I'd converted to Islam and stabbed somebody in the UK..."
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| 5 |
30-05-2026 08:18 |
I picked to my crying soon and said "Don't worry little buddy. When you grow up
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| 5 |
29-05-2026 09:52 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 5 |
18-05-2026 13:06 |
We only teach "stop, drop, and roll" to put out fire but honestly if you do it i
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| 5 |
17-05-2026 15:04 |
Childhood memories
meme
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| 4 |
02-09-2026 10:13 |
I never would have guessed my best friend's name would be ChatGPT.
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| 4 |
31-08-2026 10:11 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
22-08-2026 06:18 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
20-08-2026 08:52 |
According to feminists, women can do no wrong.
Witch burnings did nothing wr
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| 4 |
03-07-2026 14:48 |
We may be in the shit but France has lost their Crown Jewels.
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| 4 |
02-07-2026 13:34 |
Finally, a ref who can't decide which side they're on. Perfect for blowing calls
meme
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| 4 |
27-06-2026 00:14 |
Australian PM Anthony Albanese claims that the Manosphere causes anal tearing.
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| 4 |
25-06-2026 11:40 |
What's the difference between current news headlines and political agendas?
T
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| 4 |
22-06-2026 12:02 |
The only thing Keir Starmer delivered faster than broken promises was his own ex
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| 4 |
28-05-2026 08:19 |
Every frank discussion I've ever had sucked.
Why is Frank such a massive cunt?
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| 4 |
26-05-2026 11:37 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 4 |
22-05-2026 06:33 |
Buying a fire extinguisher is one of the few instances where you hope it's a was
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| 4 |
17-05-2026 15:36 |
Before my wife left she gave me everything.
The good news is I'm down to 7 ant
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| 3 |
02-09-2026 09:57 |
Mother bears often kill their own young when they're stressed.
There's your def
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| 3 |
22-08-2026 06:16 |
Darth Vader had an awesome suit.
It cost him an arm and a leg.
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| 3 |
31-07-2026 04:09 |
Trust the science! But let me plead the fifth real quick!
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| 3 |
12-07-2026 02:51 |
Mary, exhausted, having just gotten Jesus to sleep is approached by a young man
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| 3 |
02-07-2026 04:36 |
Somebody called Michelle Obama a man and miraculously everybody knows what a wom
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| 3 |
27-06-2026 06:13 |
Trump just punched the Konami code into his phone to grant himself infinite term
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| 3 |
21-06-2026 13:50 |
There's always something positive you can say about absolutely anybody. For exam
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| 3 |
12-06-2026 04:25 |
A deer comes out of the woods and says "I'll never do that for five bucks again!
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| 3 |
04-06-2026 18:02 |
Liberals claim there are infinite genders yet reassignment surgery only offers t
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| 3 |
01-06-2026 09:39 |
Driving with scissors is never wise. But you should also never scissor with the
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| 3 |
29-05-2026 08:33 |
Satellite photos are the Earth's selfies.
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| 3 |
20-05-2026 13:12 |
AI girlfriends are great.
For the first time in history, a man can be emotion
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| 2 |
22-08-2026 06:23 |
What's black and hairy and sits on a wall?
A humpy cunt.
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| 2 |
04-08-2026 04:46 |
If you're a man who thinks he's a woman, you might have Chomosomes
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| 2 |
09-07-2026 10:11 |
All these 304s with fake tits and I'm thinking "Inflate to 80 PSI"
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| 2 |
04-07-2026 04:50 |
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese told the whole world he like to shag
|
| 2 |
28-06-2026 01:13 |
Communists confuse valuation with wealth.
Tech bros confuse valuation with valu
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| 2 |
19-06-2026 05:04 |
[Meme]
meme
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| 2 |
09-06-2026 03:26 |
In honour of Pride Month, here's the complete list of countries that recognise s
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| 2 |
02-06-2026 11:30 |
YouTube is featuring Recommended Lives.
Do that many of their users need to
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| 2 |
18-05-2026 05:00 |
Some of you are made your Amazon package I'd a day late. I'm still waiting for t
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| 1 |
07-09-2026 10:45 |
Lindsay Clancy is advertising for babysitter roles: "I love kids to death!"
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| 1 |
20-06-2026 15:25 |
I've found the cure to imposter syndrome
Knowing everybody else is an impost
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| 1 |
31-05-2026 14:31 |
Everyone is Iran this and Israel that. Iran my smoker for 24 hours straight and
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| 1 |
03-12-2025 10:21 |
I'm just a sensitive lover unlearning trauma.
A S.L.U.T. if you will.
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| 0 |
21-05-2026 12:05 |
It was the omg what now of times. It was the seriously wtf is happening of times
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