I've taken up meditation. It's better than siting about doing nothing.
Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 13-08-2026 1825Whenever I give blood, I get asked awkward questions. Like: who's is it? where did you get it and why is it in a jug?
Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 28-07-2026 1519Did you know... Black men's semen is more nutritious than white men's? It contains more calories. I have no scientific proof. It's just that their girlfriends are always fat cocksucking whores.
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Wholesome notbaldbob (1145) · 13-07-2026 0542Women call me ugly until they find out how much I earn. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 28-06-2026 2321Q. what's brown, 8 inches long and starts with a P? A. a shit
Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 10-06-2026 0816They say beauty is just skin deep. In that case, my wife was born inside out.
Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 17-07-2026 1716What's the definition of suspicion? Hotdogs with veins
Wholesome Allobosca 🥈 (2268) · 10-06-2026 1750Apparently going to the gym is the new clubbing. Seems legit, all the women dress like they want to get raped and all the men take drugs that make their nobs shrivel up.
Wholesome ianwatkins 🥉 (2120) · 12-06-2026 2141I was in the pub last night and there was a Bonnie Tyler tribute act on stage I thought to myself "if I wanted to see a 74 year old bashing out total eclipse of the heart really badly, I'd just go to a Bonnie Tyler concert
Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 03-06-2026 0933At my anger management session the counsellor said, 'You've spent most of your adult life in and out of prison because you keep losing your temper and hitting people. Isn't it about time you admitted to yourself that you have a problem?' And that's when I decked him. Cheeky cunt, asking me if I've got a fucking problem.
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Wholesome Stickyagain (2067) · 29-05-2026 1154Don't be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents' job.
Wholesome notbaldbob (1145) · 04-07-2026 1647Parcel force tried to deliver me a coffin today. I said, "That's the last thing I need"
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