Major apologies for the downtime today - Sat 17th Jan
Jesus was a carpenter, but he couldn't play any instruments. That's why Karen and Richard wouldn't let him in the band.
Religion ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 17-01-2026 1035The fact that Jesus didn't have a fair trial,called everyone brother and liked gospel were strong indications that he was probably black.
Religion Squeaky 🥉 (120) · 08-01-2026 1451Have you noticed whenever God throws a wobbler he always sends his Earthquakes and Tsunamis to the most poverty ridden disease infected shitholes on the planet. I would be very worried if I lived in Oldham, Burnley or Rochdale.
Religion Kimjongreject (155) · 31-12-2025 1622Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish woman can't resist anything with 25% off.
Religion Harold-Bisop (73) · 27-12-2025 0145On the first day of Hanukkah, my true love gave to me... Fifteen dead Jewwwwws A ten year old corpse Nine empty clips Eight uneaten latkes Seven "outraged" politicians Thousands of meaningless vigils Billions of happy Muslims and endless bullshit coverage on the BBC
Religion ianwatkins 🥇 (505) · 17-12-2025 1825What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being the last Jewish kid left alive in Auschwitz, watching the gas chamber door close, then realising the “worm” wriggling up your arse is just the last SS guard finishing inside you before he leaves for the weekend
Religion supergalley 🥈 🥇 🥈 (463) · 17-01-2026 0917