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If Adam and Eve had been Chinese... they would have eaten the snake.

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Squeaky (1929) · 03-09-2026 0802
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A young boy sat outside his house looking forlorn. A neighbour asked him "what's wrong Johnny"? Little Johnny said "the police have informed me both my parents are dead" "Oh thats terrible" said the neighbour. "Shall I fetch Father O'Neil?" "No thanks. I don't feel like sex right now"

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Gingerpubes (269) · 07-09-2026 1142
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If Adam and Eve had been Albanian... They would have tried to sneak back into Eden in the back of a lorry

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Hengist (858) · 03-09-2026 2349
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I never could understand "the wicker man" film If that copper hadn't been such a prude, he could have fucked the arse off Britt Ekland AND not got burned to a crisp.

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Stickyagain (2066) · 25-08-2026 1252
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If Adam and Eve were Arabian.... Adam would have put the snake in a basket and played the flute, and Eve's right hand would be amputated.

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MoistenReady69 (37) · 04-09-2026 0103
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If Adam and Eve had been black..... there wouldn't have been a Garden of Eden.

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Squeaky (1929) · 03-09-2026 2215
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Adam and Eve were actually Irish. Adam looked at Eve and said, ' O'Hare. ' Eve looked at Adam and said, ' O'Toole. '

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Squeaky (1929) · 04-09-2026 1426
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Latest Pornhub trending video: Twins get fucked by a bunch of religious fanatics.

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Porcodio (5) · 12-09-2026 0718
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A Buddhist stops at a street vendor for something to eat. He said "a hot dog please and make me one with everything" He takes it and the vendor says "here's your change" The Buddhist says "no thank you, change must come from within"

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Stickyagain (2066) · 27-08-2026 1449
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The man killed at Big Church Festival was a pastor. Then the sign hit him and turned him into meatballs.

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ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2117) · 30-08-2026 1622
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