I had a goldfish that could breakdance on the carpet. Only for like 20 seconds. And only once.
Silly notbaldbob 🥈 🥉 (245) · 10-07-2026 1054The Bayeux Tapestry is not strictly accurate historically. The whole story has been embroidered. Typically, by the winners. Some say it was a stitch-up!
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 10-07-2026 0807Wife: I have blisters on my hands from using the broom all day. Husband: Well next time take the car then silly
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 11-07-2026 1119"Doctor Doctor my nose wont stop bleeding" "Did you pick it" "No I was born with it you daft twat".
Silly Joeydeaconsbastard (714) · 13-07-2026 2104How can you tell if an Essex girl has been at your PC ? Tippex all over the screen !
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 10-07-2026 0754If a motorcyclist runs over a woman, who's to blame? The motorcyclist - he shouldn't have been riding around in the kitchen!
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 11-07-2026 0825I was at a cash machine the other day, and an old lady asked me to help her check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 12-07-2026 1115If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's pretty humerus.
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 11-07-2026 1120Childproof your house all you want. They still fucking get in.
Silly notbaldbob 🥈 🥉 (245) · 13-07-2026 1404A man is born made of rock. One day he looks in the mirror and runs his hand across his rock body Then he says "hmm, I feel like cummingtonite."
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 11-07-2026 0817Two sausages are in a frying pan. One says to the other: 'Jeez, it's hot in here' The other one says: 'Bloody hell, a talking sausage!'
Silly Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2416) · 08-07-2026 0729Paddy and Mick were sitting on the floor. They fell off.