Don't get one of those rescue cats. My gran had one, she fell, and the cat just literally sat there and did nothing.
Silly garry6291 (301) · 21-02-2026 1331I remember when I was at school a policeman came in and did a talk on drugs. We couldn't understand a word he was saying.
Silly garry6291 (301) · 01-04-2026 191818:54 Arrive at crime scene. 18:54 Examine body. 18:54 Search the area. 18:54 Find the murder weapon. 18:54 Realise watch has stopped.
Silly Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥇 (723) · 22-03-2026 1858Add a hilarious twist to a classic practical joke. Fill your Nan's whoopee cushion with gravy!
Silly DdraigGoch (245) · 10-03-2026 2208I was clearing out my late Nan's house and I found an interesting looking Chinese vase in a box in the attic. I wondered if it was valuable, perhaps Qing or Ming dynasty. So I placed it with Sothebys Auctioneers. I'm delighted to say that it sold for a six-figure sum! £6
Silly DdraigGoch (245) · 09-04-2026 1723I've discovered that I have a superpower. I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them. It takes a while though.
Silly Stallion 🥉 🥈 🥇 (723) · 04-04-2026 0938I ate too many large omelettes in a week and got badly constipated. Saw my GP, he prescribed Dulcolax suppositories. Tasted nasty! And for all the good they did, I might just as well have shoved them up my arse!!
Silly DdraigGoch (245) · 04-04-2026 0035Q. What's the difference between a barrowload of diarrhoea & a barrowload of babies? A. You can't unload diarrhoea with a pitchfork!
Silly DdraigGoch (245) · 03-04-2026 1652If your bidet isn't working don't worry! Just turn the shower on and do a handstand.
Silly Squeaky 🥇 🥉 🥉 (499) · 13-03-2026 1131