A young mum I know posted on Facebook "My toddler crawled under the garden fence today lol. Nails and wood will be out tomorrow." xxx I thought, fucking hell, crucifixion seems a bit harsh for just doing that ......
Babies Kimjongreject (286) · 22-01-2026 1523What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Babies supergalley 🥈 (169) · 07-01-2026 1933Q: What do you get a pregnant teen for Christmas? A: A coat hanger.
Babies Phil (86) · 02-12-2025 1243The wife and I have decided not to have children. The kids are taking it quite badly.
Babies Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 30-03-2026 1442My wife asked why our three year old son was crying. "He kicked me in the balls," I said. "He's only young, he doesn't understand that it hurts." "He fucking does now," I replied.
Babies Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 20-02-2026 1508My cunt of a neighbour is forever putting a knife in my sons footballs if they go in his garden. Anyway, I got my own back today, his toddler got into my garden
Babies Kimjongreject (286) · 22-01-2026 1525I was hitchhiking and decided to show a little leg to passing vehicles. It wasn't long before a car stopped. "Where's the rest of the baby,?" asked the cop.
Babies Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 23-12-2025 1536At the bus stop today, two pregnant women struck up a conversation. One patted her belly and said, 'Little boy!' The other patted her belly and said, 'Little girl!' They both looked at me, so I patted my belly and said, 'Beer.'
Babies theverydevilhimself 🥈 (64) · 19-04-2026 1922I was hitchhiking, without much luck, and decided that I would show a little leg to passing motorists. Within minutes a car screeched to a halt. The cop jumped out and said, "Where's the rest of the fucking baby?"
Babies Stallion 🥉 🥇 (835) · 29-03-2026 1427How do you make a dead baby float ? Lemonade Ice Cream and a couple of scoops of dead baby
Babies Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (479) · 31-03-2026 1929A woman passes out after giving birth... She eventually comes around, and a doctor is standing over her... He says "I have some good news and some bad news" The woman replies, "Oh no, what's the bad news" Dr: "Your son is ginger" Woman:"What's the good news" Dr: "He's dead anyway"
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