| 17 |
24-08-2026 19:36 |
Cleveland Police.
Tackling crime head on.
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| 17 |
12-08-2026 04:39 |
People who post comments entirely in upper case want executing.
Bring back ca
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| 16 |
20-08-2026 12:49 |
Police confirm Jason Arday was murdered.
They’ve allowed the media to report i
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| 14 |
26-08-2026 17:16 |
So, come up to the lab...
And see what's on the slab.
Oh, it's me.
RIP Fr
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| 14 |
09-07-2026 15:25 |
It's no wonder our politicians don't prosecute or deport illegal immigrants, gr
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| 14 |
19-06-2026 21:15 |
Confusion over events involving a boy and a crocodile in Huntingdon.
Things w
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| 14 |
11-05-2026 21:36 |
A Miss Switzerland finalist has been killed by her husband, who then put her bod
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| 13 |
23-08-2026 15:35 |
Loving the tributes to "King Kev" Keegan at St James' Park today.
That's what I
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| 12 |
27-08-2026 12:36 |
Ask your wife to sit on her hand til it goes numb, before wanking you off.
I
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| 12 |
04-08-2026 12:17 |
I phoned my mate to ask if he thought it's okay to wank over my ex-wife.
"Sure,
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| 12 |
10-07-2026 17:05 |
Ann Widdecombe has been murdered.
I think we can safely rule out a jealous lo
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| 12 |
17-06-2026 18:13 |
Been watching Portugal playing Congo, and I'm sorely disappointed.
Didn't see a
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| 10 |
24-08-2026 09:05 |
How would I find these death caps used by Erin Patterson? And where's the curren
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| 10 |
21-07-2026 18:15 |
I didn't have Ann Widdecombe down as a heavy drinker.
But the night she was kil
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| 10 |
11-07-2026 04:13 |
"Short back and sides," said Tom Cruise.
"Indeed," replied the barber. "How d
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| 10 |
13-06-2026 12:53 |
Found a documentary box set about the making of The Vagina Monologues.
I'm mi
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| 9 |
02-09-2026 07:46 |
Duane "Keffe D" Davis convicted for the killing of Tupac Shakur.
He faces at
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| 9 |
19-08-2026 09:19 |
My wife opened her birthday present, a new dress.
"It's lovely," she smiled, "b
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| 9 |
18-08-2026 15:10 |
My uncle died of a heart attack yesterday, but at least he was doing what he lov
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| 9 |
10-07-2026 16:56 |
Ladies and gentlemen, despite the broken window there's no cause for alarm.
I
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| 9 |
09-06-2026 13:06 |
I overheard David Sullivan deep in conversation.
"... listen, if you're nice
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| 8 |
22-08-2026 17:42 |
I wish I hadn't done my Tom Jones tribute act at the care home now.
That bar
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| 8 |
14-08-2026 15:40 |
I've been watching bestiality porn involving women with dogs.
Found it on the B
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| 8 |
25-07-2026 14:38 |
My wife and her friends went for a girl's weekend of wild camping.
It started o
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| 8 |
20-07-2026 09:30 |
My wife and I fondly refer to our first meeting as "Brief Encounter".
It was
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| 8 |
19-07-2026 07:03 |
I should have checked Trustpilot before ordering from Jihadi Florists.
When the
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| 8 |
17-06-2026 19:08 |
"...and on that bombshell..."
For once, he's not being sarcastic.
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| 8 |
15-06-2026 07:04 |
The Japanese had a black goalie last night.
You'd think they'd have at least
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| 8 |
01-06-2026 15:25 |
I can only agree with Peter Mandelson when he says that Number 10 needs "a compl
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| 7 |
20-08-2026 16:58 |
Small boats are not the problem. It's what's not in them.
Holes.
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| 7 |
01-08-2026 08:57 |
I remember as a toddler in my uncle's car, he sat me on his lap to let me "driv
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| 7 |
21-07-2026 07:57 |
Think I heard Keegan has signed up for Bury.
Might have been Burnley, if he's b
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| 7 |
15-07-2026 15:37 |
This bloke who murdered Ann Widdecombe.
Any chance of giving him Starmer's ne
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| 7 |
08-06-2026 18:32 |
Pest Ham.
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| 6 |
03-09-2026 20:12 |
Kirstie Allsopp has been airlifted to hospital after injuring her leg in Devon.
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| 6 |
21-08-2026 08:58 |
Harry has dismissed claims that he's moving back to the UK in order to curry fav
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| 6 |
23-07-2026 14:42 |
When Tarantino smuggles his foot fetish into every film he makes, it's all harml
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| 6 |
16-07-2026 06:25 |
How do you turn Harry Kane into a defensive midfielder?
Pick him for England.
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| 6 |
26-06-2026 05:35 |
235 killed by Venezuelan earthquake.
They're naming it the Fracas in Caracas.
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| 6 |
24-06-2026 03:07 |
I like my women how I like my cars.
Waxed.
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| 6 |
23-06-2026 22:52 |
Thomas Partey is due to stand trial on charges of seven rapes and a sexual assau
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| 6 |
12-05-2026 11:44 |
In a final bid to save his premiership, Keir Starmer is changing his name to Nig
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| 6 |
09-05-2026 19:06 |
Keir Starmer has brought Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman into his team.
It's
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| 6 |
08-05-2026 21:39 |
It might seem impossible to come up with a narrative about the pro-European and
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| 5 |
01-09-2026 05:49 |
29 years ago, Diana was killed for getting pregnant by Mohamed Al-Fayed's son Do
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| 5 |
19-07-2026 22:15 |
Breaking News.
World Cup final result immediately overturned by Donald Trump.
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| 5 |
28-06-2026 07:33 |
Those claiming England has been colonised are exaggerating.
I was on a bus to
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| 5 |
25-04-2026 08:45 |
My elderly mother needed assistance with her bath, so I asked my girlfriend if s
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| 4 |
09-08-2026 11:03 |
Chelsea are going to get some stick from the crowd this season.
They'll be ha
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| 4 |
23-06-2026 09:37 |
This heatwave is getting ridiculous.
It's so hot, the Prime Minister has resign
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| 4 |
11-06-2026 21:28 |
Great opening game in the World Cup, South Africa 2 Mexico 1.
But the Mexicans
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| 4 |
19-05-2026 21:35 |
I've just been done for speeding at 32mph in a 30 zone.
I expected three poin
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| 4 |
02-05-2026 22:12 |
Those Ukrainian rent boys might just finish off Keir Starmer.
Again.
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| 3 |
06-09-2026 20:30 |
An Amazon cargo plane has crashed on landing in Miami.
The Florida SMS service
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| 3 |
06-09-2026 17:55 |
Chris Langham's final words defied convention.
"Don't bother destroying my ha
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| 3 |
25-08-2026 14:22 |
We're going for lunch at my mother in law's today, and I just know my wife will
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| 3 |
02-07-2026 11:48 |
Thomas Tuchel has asked that parents allow their children to stay up late for En
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| 3 |
29-06-2026 18:56 |
Margone Leadbetter.
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| 3 |
19-06-2026 19:30 |
I'm not saying football is becoming Americanised.
But before taking corners n
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| 3 |
02-06-2026 12:22 |
Kenny Dalglish has inadvertently revealed that he's suffering from cancer.
Subt
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| 3 |
23-05-2026 17:08 |
In an effort to get today's result overturned, Middlesbrough have lodged an offi
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| 3 |
29-04-2026 20:16 |
I have a severe nail-biting habit.
But that's neither here gnaw there.
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| 3 |
23-04-2026 17:46 |
"So, what are you looking for in a relationship?" I asked my date.
"Security,
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| 2 |
22-06-2026 10:22 |
England's prospects of winning the World Cup have taken on a whole new significa
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| 2 |
13-05-2026 21:43 |
There's only one time Luke Ayling doesn't stutter.
And that's when he takes a
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| 2 |
06-05-2026 13:43 |
I'm happy to introduce my girlfriend as "non-binary".
But I draw the line at
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| 1 |
04-06-2026 11:28 |
Australia boasts the world's largest children's play zone.
Called the PlayCen
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| 1 |
10-05-2026 19:55 |
West Ham's defeat today has huge financial implications for Tottenham.
Now that
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| 1 |
09-05-2026 21:10 |
"Oh when the Saints go sneaking in..."
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