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Jokes by scotty

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12 11-05-2026 21:36 A Miss Switzerland finalist has been killed by her husband, who then put her bod
8 01-06-2026 15:25 I can only agree with Peter Mandelson when he says that Number 10 needs "a compl
7 08-06-2026 18:32 Pest Ham.
6 08-05-2026 21:39 It might seem impossible to come up with a narrative about the pro-European and
5 12-05-2026 11:44 In a final bid to save his premiership, Keir Starmer is changing his name to Nig
5 09-05-2026 19:06 Keir Starmer has brought Gordon Brown and Harriet Harman into his team. It's
5 25-04-2026 08:45 My elderly mother needed assistance with her bath, so I asked my girlfriend if s
4 19-05-2026 21:35 I've just been done for speeding at 32mph in a 30 zone. I expected three poin
3 02-06-2026 12:22 Kenny Dalglish has inadvertently revealed that he's suffering from cancer. He
3 02-05-2026 22:12 Those Ukrainian rent boys might just finish off Keir Starmer. Again.
3 29-04-2026 20:16 I have a severe nail-biting habit. But that's neither here gnaw there.
3 23-04-2026 17:46 "So, what are you looking for in a relationship?" I asked my date. "Security,
2 23-05-2026 17:08 In an effort to get today's result overturned, Middlesbrough have lodged an offi
2 13-05-2026 21:43 There's only one time Luke Ayling doesn't stutter. And that's when he takes a
2 06-05-2026 13:43 I'm happy to introduce my girlfriend as "non-binary". But I draw the line at
1 04-06-2026 11:28 Australia boasts the world's largest children's play zone. Called the PlayCen
1 10-05-2026 19:55 West Ham's defeat has huge financial implications for Tottenham. Now that Lee
1 09-05-2026 21:10 "Oh when the Saints go sneaking in..."