A famous man has lost his bid for a High Court injunction to prevent the publication of sexual misconduct allegations against him – but he cannot yet be named as he can take the case to the Court of Appeal. I wanted to name him in this joke, but my computer says no.
Rape / Sexual Violence › MeToo Backlash MeToo Backlash theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 03-11-2026 1719There once was an inmate called Brand, Whose arsehole just would not expand. Then a helpful black bloke, gave his starfish a poke, And got both fists beyond Brand's prostate gland.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Prison Rape Prison Rape ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 05-11-2026 1742A woman who had been raped was being interviewed by the Police. ' Can you describe what happened to you please madam,' said the officer. ' Well,it was like being in a hundred meter race,' replied the woman, 'there were five niggers and a gun.'
Rape / Sexual Violence Squeaky (2363) · 14-10-2026 0738Russell Brand guilty of rape I hope they throw the booky-wook at the cunt
Rape / Sexual Violence LennysCrevasse 🥉 (1805) · 05-11-2026 1453There once was a comic named Russell, Who forced ladies into a tussle. Now he's on the nonce wing, And he fears for his ring, Hope they violate his sphincter muscle.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Prison Rape Prison Rape theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 05-11-2026 1806I always thought Russell Brand was an unfunny weirdo. Now I've found out he's a perverted rapist, I'm starting to quite like him.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Court Case Court Case ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 20-10-2026 1252Russell Brand, Russell Brand, Pity his poor prostate gland, It will soon be introduced, To his new cellmate's wrist and hand.
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 05-11-2026 1830When Donald 'Grab em by the pussy' Trump originally ran for President, he misunderstood what people meant when they told him the President holds a lot of clout.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Consent Grey Area Jokes Consent Grey Area Jokes theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 30-10-2026 1711Russell Brand, Russell Brand, Made the ladies take his gland, He may soon be on remand, Should've stuck with his own hand.
Rape / Sexual Violence › Court Case Court Case theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 15-10-2026 2332Russell Brand found guilty. The victims want him to get 40 years. 10 for raping them, plus 30 for being ugly.
Rape / Sexual Violence scotty (763) · 05-11-2026 1714If Russell Brand does get sent down, he'll be getting plenty of the Greek...
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