Being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love unless you're home alone or in prison.
Rape / Sexual Violence innit (350) · 18-06-2026 0502I finally got my hands on some Rohypnol, but I'm a bit confused. One the packet it says 'Best Before Date', but then there's no numbers or anything.
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 20-06-2026 1024I upset a girl once who'd just been raped by telling a joke about rape. Well, I say a joke, it was more a sarcastic comment really as I was doing my flies up.
Rape / Sexual Violence Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 14-06-2026 1728Woman stumbles into the Police Station. "Help, I've just been raped by two council workers!" The policemen look bemused and ask "How do you know they were with the council?" She shouts "I had to do all the fucking work!"
I just read that you're 80% more likely to get attacked at night. That’s why I only rape during the day. Stay safe out there!
Rape / Sexual Violence mrjayhey (122) · 14-06-2026 1436I was on the pull last night, so I wore my T shirt that reads, 'Drink Until You Want Me'. This lass in the club read it, looked at my face and then sneered, 'No thanks, I want to wake up alive in the morning!' I leaned in close and growled, 'You'd better fucking start drinking, then, hadn't you?'
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 21-06-2026 1958What's the difference between watching football and being raped? Women don't like watching football.
Rape / Sexual Violence ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 20-06-2026 0047Find a penny, Pick it up, And all day long You'll have good luck.* *Advice not valid in prison showers
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 11-06-2026 1551What's blue and fucks teenage girls? Me in my lucky blue tracksuit.
2 taxi drivers having a pint: 'I love picking up tipsy women. They always give me a big tip.' 'Well, I love picking up paralytic women. I always give them a big tip.'
Rape / Sexual Violence theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 29-05-2026 0605I just passed a recruitment poster for the St John's Ambulance brigade, it was captioned; "There's a volunteer inside all of us." If you were in Leeds General Infirmary or Broadmoor Hospital or Stoke Mandeville in the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's or 90's that volunteer would have been Jimmy Savile!
Rape / Sexual Violence DdraigGoch (488) · 21-06-2026 0505I love making them cry. Tears are free, and honestly, they make for the most convenient lube.
Rape / Sexual Violence mrjayhey (122) · 19-06-2026 0552Life isn't great at the moment, struggling to find employment and my love life is virtually non-existant. Can't hold down a job, can't hold down a woman...
Rape / Sexual Violence ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 27-05-2026 2016Wayne Rooney admitted this week that he always loves his lamb with Rosemary Rosemary, 86, was found shivering, naked and confused beside a cliff-edge in Prestatyn earlier today
Rape / Sexual Violence LennysCrevasse (201) · 16-06-2026 1953Why do grannies keep their money stuffed in a teapot? Cos it's the last place Wayne Rooney will look
Rape / Sexual Violence LennysCrevasse (201) · 23-06-2026 1954