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10-10-2026 14:22 |
A local theater is getting backlash for not having enough disabled seats. To be
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| 13 |
14-10-2026 09:11 |
Just saw someone post, "You can't beat a Chinese." Well yeah, obviously. That wo
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| 11 |
24-10-2026 21:54 |
Ridiculous. Yet another joke refusal from McVitie's for their Penguin bars.
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| 11 |
21-10-2026 19:02 |
We had a ton of leftover food after our party and wanted to give it to the homel
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| 11 |
19-10-2026 16:58 |
What’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told? I’ll go first:
"Babe, I was only go
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| 11 |
18-06-2026 12:08 |
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, and she looked surprised.
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| 10 |
13-10-2026 11:57 |
Not sure why everyone is so upset about RJ Mitte... He's a terrible actor, all h
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| 10 |
12-10-2026 14:26 |
I've just been called homophobic and I can't understand why.
I love my home, it
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| 10 |
11-10-2026 21:33 |
Apparently, there's nothing funny about running over a cyclist. The judge certai
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| 10 |
08-07-2026 15:57 |
So, the UK has finally granted a posthumous pardon to Ruth Ellis, the last woman
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| 10 |
13-06-2026 10:04 |
I saw a sign today that said, 'Watch for Children.' I thought, 'That sounds like
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| 9 |
14-06-2026 14:36 |
I just read that you're 80% more likely to get attacked at night. That’s why I o
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| 8 |
12-10-2026 18:56 |
I just read a tragic article about the recent tiger attack. It said he had sever
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| 8 |
10-10-2026 10:58 |
I just read about an older women's cold-water swimming group called 'The Blue T
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| 8 |
07-10-2026 18:59 |
I told my therapist, "Dancing with that mop as a kid was pure, innocent romance
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| 8 |
19-06-2026 17:52 |
My daughter asked why the cat was licking itself. I told her it’s because it’s t
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| 8 |
14-06-2026 15:05 |
I’m not saying I hate my neighbors, but if their house caught fire and I had the
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| 7 |
29-09-2026 20:52 |
That's the last time I inflate my blow-up doll with laughing gas. I took my clot
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| 7 |
03-07-2026 12:36 |
I taught my dog to play dead, that way I can satisfy my beastality and necrophil
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| 7 |
03-07-2026 12:31 |
The surgeon says to the patient, "Don't worry, this procedure is perfectly safe.
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| 7 |
20-06-2026 09:44 |
People say my wife has been around the block, but that's an understatement. Putt
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| 7 |
18-06-2026 16:45 |
They say that when one door closes, another one opens; unfortunately for the pe
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| 7 |
18-06-2026 16:41 |
I told my wife that our marriage is like a long-term prison sentence, the only
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| 6 |
19-06-2026 17:18 |
I treat hookers like a stolen car—you use them, abuse them, and then make sure t
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| 6 |
19-06-2026 09:05 |
I’ve decided that if reincarnation is real, I’m coming back as a stray cat. No b
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| 5 |
21-10-2026 21:07 |
People ask if I’m good under high pressure.
Look, I’ve used a power washer whil
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| 5 |
19-10-2026 16:51 |
Just read the term 'eroticized trauma' for the first time. I genuinely thought t
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| 5 |
13-10-2026 20:54 |
Four people have been arrested after a gang rape behind a Swindon doctor's surge
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| 5 |
19-06-2026 05:52 |
I love making them cry. Tears are free, and honestly, they make for the most con
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| 5 |
13-06-2026 10:03 |
I just learned Barry White is Black. I’ll be honest, based on his name, I was fu
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| 4 |
10-10-2026 10:51 |
I saw a 'corn movie' recommended this morning. Honestly, I just assumed it was a
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| 4 |
27-09-2026 19:50 |
I was reading up on some history and always wondered how Joseph was so chill whe
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| 4 |
20-06-2026 07:12 |
People think making someone disappear is an art, but it’s really just a test of
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| 4 |
19-06-2026 12:01 |
My sex life is like a fatal car crash; I know I should be horrified by the wreck
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| 4 |
19-06-2026 00:17 |
My approach to relationships is simple: I treat them like a crime scene. I don’t
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| 4 |
18-06-2026 16:51 |
The England manager doesn't believe in benching underperforming players; he pre
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| 4 |
14-06-2026 14:45 |
I have a joke about a dead body, but I think it’s best to keep it quiet. It’s h
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| 3 |
25-10-2026 17:44 |
Dating online as a dyslexic is tough. I keep asking women for nudes, but they ju
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| 3 |
14-10-2026 11:40 |
Headline: Russell Brand officially labeled a 'ruthless sexual predator.'
Damm
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| 3 |
11-10-2026 12:00 |
People always say, "That’s the best thing since sliced bread!"
But do you kn
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| 3 |
02-07-2026 16:18 |
They say 'til death do us part,' but I’ve always found that with the right shove
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| 3 |
20-06-2026 04:01 |
I heard the trains in Bedford are finally bringing people together, though I sus
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