| 11 |
18-06-2026 12:08 |
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high, and she looked surprised.
|
| 10 |
08-07-2026 15:57 |
So, the UK has finally granted a posthumous pardon to Ruth Ellis, the last woman
|
| 10 |
13-06-2026 10:04 |
I saw a sign today that said, 'Watch for Children.' I thought, 'That sounds like
|
| 9 |
14-06-2026 14:36 |
I just read that you're 80% more likely to get attacked at night. That’s why I o
|
| 8 |
19-06-2026 17:52 |
My daughter asked why the cat was licking itself. I told her it’s because it’s t
|
| 8 |
14-06-2026 15:05 |
I’m not saying I hate my neighbors, but if their house caught fire and I had the
|
| 7 |
03-07-2026 12:36 |
I taught my dog to play dead, that way I can satisfy my beastality and necrophil
|
| 7 |
03-07-2026 12:31 |
The surgeon says to the patient, "Don't worry, this procedure is perfectly safe.
|
| 7 |
20-06-2026 09:44 |
People say my wife has been around the block, but that's an understatement. Putt
|
| 7 |
18-06-2026 16:45 |
They say that when one door closes, another one opens; unfortunately for the pe
|
| 7 |
18-06-2026 16:41 |
I told my wife that our marriage is like a long-term prison sentence, the only
|
| 7 |
13-06-2026 10:07 |
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was abou
|
| 6 |
19-06-2026 17:18 |
I treat hookers like a stolen car—you use them, abuse them, and then make sure t
|
| 6 |
19-06-2026 09:05 |
I’ve decided that if reincarnation is real, I’m coming back as a stray cat. No b
|
| 5 |
19-06-2026 05:52 |
I love making them cry. Tears are free, and honestly, they make for the most con
|
| 5 |
13-06-2026 10:03 |
I just learned Barry White is Black. I’ll be honest, based on his name, I was fu
|
| 4 |
20-06-2026 07:12 |
People think making someone disappear is an art, but it’s really just a test of
|
| 4 |
19-06-2026 12:01 |
My sex life is like a fatal car crash; I know I should be horrified by the wreck
|
| 4 |
19-06-2026 00:17 |
My approach to relationships is simple: I treat them like a crime scene. I don’t
|
| 4 |
18-06-2026 16:51 |
The England manager doesn't believe in benching underperforming players; he pre
|
| 4 |
14-06-2026 14:45 |
I have a joke about a dead body, but I think it’s best to keep it quiet. It’s h
|
| 3 |
02-07-2026 16:18 |
They say 'til death do us part,' but I’ve always found that with the right shove
|
| 3 |
20-06-2026 04:01 |
I heard the trains in Bedford are finally bringing people together, though I sus
|
| 3 |
20-06-2026 03:51 |
My kids asked why I put the hamster in the ground while it was still kicking. I
|
| 1 |
03-07-2026 06:25 |
What’s the difference between a pizza and a toddler? The pizza doesn't scream wh
|
