What's the the best thing about shagging a fat bird? You're guaranteed a cracking breakfast in the morning.
Fat / Obesity Squeaky (1031) · 29-05-2026 1011I came home and my wife was sat there with loads of famous rappers. Twix, Snickers, Mars, Kit Kat, Curly Wurly...
Fat / Obesity ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 11-06-2026 0605Just had a sage and onion enema. I got to be honest, It's knocked the stuffing out of me.
Fat / Obesity garry6291 (430) · 08-06-2026 2017A very ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons. A man asks her: "Are they twins?" Puzzled, the woman replies: "No. One is 3 years old, and the other is 10. Why do you ask?" The man replies: "No particular reason, I just can't believe someone fucked you twice!"
Fat / Obesity Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 23-06-2026 1110I just saw a Gemma Collins lookalike contest. Turns out it was just the queue outside Weight Watchers.
This child obesity crisis isn't all bad. At last, 10 year olds with decent size tits.
Fat / Obesity Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 04-06-2026 1508Did you know black men's semen contains more calories than white men? I have no scientific proof I'm just assuming based on the fat cocksucking whores they are always with.
Fat / Obesity ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 05-05-2026 1038We went to the local Bulimic Awareness Realization Foundation meeting yesterday...or barf for short. You can bring up anything you want.
Fat / Obesity Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 22-02-2026 1653I'm not saying your wife is fat and ugly, but when she stripped off at the nudest beach, the tide went out and didn't come back.
Fat / Obesity OkiPaul (59) · 04-01-2026 1010Influencer (whatever the fuck that means) Klaudiaglam, dies 6 days after being run over by former X Factor finalist in London nightclub rammy. I'm surprised she was so badly injured. Her humungous arse should've been able to absorb any degree of impact.
Fat / Obesity theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 26-04-2026 1110I'm proud to say I've never been to bed with an ugly bird. I've woken up with a few though.
Fat / Obesity ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 04-01-2026 0529I've just seen Gemma Collins sing That's that then
Fat / Obesity LennysCrevasse (201) · 11-06-2026 1555No no Gemma... Apollo Creed is not a pasta dish
Fat / Obesity LennysCrevasse (201) · 28-05-2026 1151