I went into the bakers and said "is that a cheesecake or a meragnue?" The baker said "you're not wrong, it's a cheesecake"
Fat / Obesity Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 23-07-2026 1654I'm not saying my niece is fat, but she's started to get a tan off the little lamp in the 'fridge!
Fat / Obesity DdraigGoch (659) · 10-07-2026 1420I walked into the takeaway and said "cod and chips twice" The bloke behind the counter said "I heard you the first time"
I took this fat bird home last night but I was really struggling. Eventually I said "for fuck sake love, fart and give me a clue"
Fat / Obesity Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 03-08-2026 2147Had a worrying phone call from my mate earlier. He said his missus had left the house nearly two hours ago to pick up their takeaway and he hadn't been able to contact her since. He was going frantic and had to use Just Eat just in case.
Fat / Obesity garry6291 (571) · 24-07-2026 0738"Gemma Collins has left the building" She's eaten everything else, but left the building.
Fat / Obesity Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 17-07-2026 1608Nature can be incredibly cruel, like when a baby giraffe gets eaten alive by hyenas. Or when a fat bird has small tits.
Fat / Obesity ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 23-07-2026 2121My mate Joe lost a shit load of weight sticking to the Dolly Parton diet. He's now Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean.
Fat / Obesity Joeydeaconsbastard (1000) · 26-07-2026 2101What's the difference between Gemma Collins and Dot Cotton? Dot can only manage 100 specials a day
Fat / Obesity LennysCrevasse (693) · 14-07-2026 1159My experience with women is that if you have to move stuff to get to what you want, they're too fat.
Fat / Obesity Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 02-08-2026 1016What have the World Cup Final and Gemma Collins got in common? They both had more than a bit of afters on Sunday night
Fat / Obesity LennysCrevasse (693) · 22-07-2026 1400Why can't Gemma Collins play cricket? Cos she's allowed a maximum of 6 bowls in one go and lunch is only 40 minutes
Fat / Obesity LennysCrevasse (693) · 07-08-2026 1740