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I went into the bakers and said "is that a cheesecake or a meragnue?" The baker said "you're not wrong, it's a cheesecake"

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 23-07-2026 1654
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I'm not saying my niece is fat, but she's started to get a tan off the little lamp in the 'fridge!

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DdraigGoch (659) · 10-07-2026 1420
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I walked into the takeaway and said "cod and chips twice" The bloke behind the counter said "I heard you the first time"

🫡 Salute to Stickyagain
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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 15-07-2026 0801
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I took this fat bird home last night but I was really struggling. Eventually I said "for fuck sake love, fart and give me a clue"

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 03-08-2026 2147
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Had a worrying phone call from my mate earlier. He said his missus had left the house nearly two hours ago to pick up their takeaway and he hadn't been able to contact her since. He was going frantic and had to use Just Eat just in case.

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garry6291 (571) · 24-07-2026 0738
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"Gemma Collins has left the building" She's eaten everything else, but left the building.

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 17-07-2026 1608
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Nature can be incredibly cruel, like when a baby giraffe gets eaten alive by hyenas. Or when a fat bird has small tits.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 23-07-2026 2121
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What's fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 16-07-2026 0548
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My mate Joe lost a shit load of weight sticking to the Dolly Parton diet. He's now Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean Joe lean.

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1000) · 26-07-2026 2101
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What's the difference between Gemma Collins and Dot Cotton? Dot can only manage 100 specials a day

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 14-07-2026 1159
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My experience with women is that if you have to move stuff to get to what you want, they're too fat.

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 02-08-2026 1016
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What have the World Cup Final and Gemma Collins got in common? They both had more than a bit of afters on Sunday night

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 22-07-2026 1400
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Why can't Gemma Collins play cricket? Cos she's allowed a maximum of 6 bowls in one go and lunch is only 40 minutes

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 07-08-2026 1740
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