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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters
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🫡 Salute to SS-Obersturmbannführer Eichmann
Jewish

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DdraigGoch (659) · 27-07-2026 1054
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 10-07-2026 0357
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Looks like I'll be keeping all my lifelines 🤣

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 26-07-2026 1744
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🫡 Salute to Beastiality
Animals

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 23-07-2026 2223
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 16-07-2026 1120
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🫡 Salute to Stolen from musks trashfire
Muslim

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OffishGreenSeepage (41) · 26-07-2026 1140
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🫡 Salute to Islam
Muslim

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 14-07-2026 2003
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Make the compensation culture work for you!

LGBTQ4KHDTV+ etc

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 18-06-2026 0622
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We no longer care.

Racist

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innit (580) · 29-05-2026 2349
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🫡 Salute to Major Robert Brovdi
Silly

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DdraigGoch (659) · 05-08-2026 1300
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 08-07-2026 1538
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 08-07-2026 1530
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Lifestyle Choices

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 05-08-2026 1117
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If you ever need a shit in the wood, it blends in, just saying.

🫡 Salute to the mamas and papas
Dad Jokes

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NotEasilyOffended (85) · 01-08-2026 2248
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 22-07-2026 1456
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 16-07-2026 1119
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 14-07-2026 1228
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 13-07-2026 1252
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Every Bloody Weekend !

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 11-07-2026 1505
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 08-07-2026 1529
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Policing In The Uk Today

In The News

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 11-06-2026 1113
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Just A Very Old Joke !

Sex n Shit

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 29-07-2026 1609
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Who Knew Just Watching Could Be So Dangerous !

Sex n Shit

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 28-07-2026 1137
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Personally, I would have stopped eating lunch if I was being hit with a hammer.

Death

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Stallion (1597) · 21-07-2026 1430
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 21-07-2026 0726
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 19-07-2026 0601
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 19-07-2026 0600
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 14-07-2026 1227
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 13-07-2026 1252
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Who else thinks it's all about the law suit ?

General

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 25-06-2026 1520
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Just received my new 50,000btu Air Conditioning Unit from Temu...

Weather

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 24-06-2026 2022
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 22-07-2026 1456
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 22-07-2026 1454
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 19-07-2026 0601
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 16-07-2026 1120
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 13-07-2026 1253
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 13-07-2026 1252
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⚠️ A 61 year old Ryanair passenger was partly SUCKED out of a plane after a window shattered mid flight! 😲 The mans head and shoulders were pulled outside of the plane and his wife had to cling on to his legs to prevent him from being fully sucked out! The couple were on a Boeing 737-8AS flying from Thessaloniki to Memmingen. Ryanair have now issued the passenger with an £11 fresh air charge, a £24 scenic view charge and a £45 oxygen mask deployment charge.

Aviation

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 11-07-2026 1744
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 11-07-2026 0704
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 11-07-2026 0703
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Aww damn. I didn't win at Catchphrase 🥹

TV & Movies

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 11-07-2026 0450
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 07-07-2026 1636
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 06-07-2026 1408
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Now then now then. Can you tell what it is yet? 🦘

Pedophile

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 21-06-2026 2331
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🫡 Salute to Look in the mirror
LGBTQ4KHDTV+ etc

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innit (580) · 18-06-2026 0445
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So Much For Free Speech !

In The News

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 11-06-2026 2352
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My drunkenness goal:

Alcohol/Drugs

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 20-05-2026 0832
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They Are Not The Same !

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 03-08-2026 1354
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How Did They Know ?

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 02-08-2026 1408
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My ex girlfriend Odyssey a therapist

🫡 Salute to Instagram... Twitter... Facebook
Wordplay

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 27-07-2026 1910
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Yep. We can't be wasting any water. Besides, I've had three baths today so there won't be much to spare 🥹

Muslim

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 24-07-2026 1651
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By Jove, I do believe you might be onto something old boy 😆

Political

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 23-07-2026 1243
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Definately Gonna Get Picked On In School !

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 22-07-2026 1534
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 21-07-2026 0726
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🫡 Salute to Everyone so far
Football

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 19-07-2026 1606
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That Bison Is A Tosser !

In The News

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 19-07-2026 1505
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 19-07-2026 0603
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That's not Heather. It's Amanda! Pronounced: A Man, Duh!

LGBTQ4KHDTV+ etc

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 16-07-2026 1646
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 13-07-2026 1959
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🫡 Salute to spike125

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spike125 🥈 (1209) · 11-07-2026 0704
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Tarvin feckers 🤣

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 20-06-2026 1543
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Wasp to his flat ugly wife about his homo son

Wasp

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Dogpad (81) · 19-06-2026 1107
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Who else wants to see him demonstrate his point?

Muslim

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innit (580) · 18-06-2026 0626
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Not All Sportsmen Are The Same !

Sports

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 16-06-2026 1826
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Would You Welcome Him In ?

In The News

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 08-06-2026 1241
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Capt. Jack Sparrow is ready to serve.

In The News

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shotgunpsycho (132) · 24-04-2026 1734
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Congratulations 🥂

Renee Good

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 12-01-2026 1026
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Are There Any Good People Left In The World ?

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 06-08-2026 1449
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🫡 Salute to Johnny Depp
Celebrities

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supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 26-07-2026 0952
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Most Fascinating !

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Scorpiox666 (442) · 25-07-2026 1350
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