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Lindsay Clancy blaming her hormones for murdering her children is like me blaming testosterone for raping mine.

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innit 🥉 🥉 (939) · 05-09-2026 0150
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My last girlfriend dumped me when she found out what my mates used to call me in primary school. Jon Venables. (credit: Barry Martin)

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 14-09-2026 1619
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After thirty years, police have finally identified the man they believe killed Tupac Shakur, based on a memoir he wrote and numerous TV interviews in which he repeatedly boasted of being the perpetrator. Professor Jason Arday.

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Hengist (858) · 01-09-2026 1750
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I saw a Chinese shoplifter at work and I shouted "hey you" he shouted back "how you know my name?" Coat off the peg already

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Stickyagain (2066) · 25-08-2026 1638
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Two burglars broke into an off licence and one says to the other."Is this whisky"? And the other one says "Yes but not as wisky as wobbing a bank".

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Joeydeaconsbastard (1173) · 30-08-2026 2243
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What's the difference between Chris Kaba and a doughnut? The doughnut had a hole in it before the police arrived

Crime › Gun Crime Gun Crime

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Hengist (858) · 28-08-2026 0854
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I've come up with a plan to ensure a comfortable and affordable retirement. Shoplifting.

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 09-09-2026 1617
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Prince Phillip always used to be fascinated by dog walkers picking up dirty bits of brown business and throwing it in the bin But he thought it was far simpler to have them driven into a concrete wall instead

Crime › Organised Crime Organised Crime

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LennysCrevasse (1333) · 12-09-2026 1918
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Nigel Farage blames ‘loose pub talk’ for donations sting row ahead of conference speech. Haw, Nige, mate! Gonnae lend us 4 million quid til I get me giro?

Crime › Fraud / Scam Fraud / Scam

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theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 04-09-2026 1522
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I tipped out a bag of air in India and got done for fly tipping.

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Cockwomble (156) · 15-09-2026 2014
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Turns out those lads in that crash were in such a hurry cos they wanted to get a Sausage McMuffin, but instead they ended up with double bacon

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LennysCrevasse (1333) · 29-08-2026 1615
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