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I used to have a nice house and a nice car until my mate introduced me to drugs. Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
Crime Stallion 🥈 🥉 🥉 (272) · 19-12-2025 0903⬆
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Exotic foods: English - Pot Noodle. Cambodian - Pol Pot Noodle. Korean - Dog Noodle. Scottish - Och aye The Noo-dle.
Crime randypecker (57) · 05-12-2025 1630⬆
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My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker. "How can you do that?," she screamed, "you don't have a heart." "Actually, I have four," I replied.
Crime Stallion 🥈 🥉 🥉 (272) · 06-12-2025 1937⬆
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I am defo not going to Minnesota to do the ICE bullet challenge!
Crime NotEasilyOffended (43) · 08-01-2026 2341⬆
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Statistics suggest that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape! (Let's get some of the old classics posted back up).
Crime DdraigGoch (71) · 04-12-2025 0845⬆
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I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to reverse gear and getting the fuck out of there before they got my number plate.
Crime supergalley 🥇 🥈 🥈 (382) · 01-12-2025 0716