I used to have a nice house and a nice car until my mate introduced me to drugs. Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
Crime Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 19-12-2025 0903I know a chap who works for the FBI.. He pretends to be a 13 year old girl and chats online to child molesters and stalkers all day.. I don't know what he does for the FBI.
Crime Jimfixeditforme (69) · 26-01-2026 1642Exotic foods: English - Pot Noodle. Cambodian - Pol Pot Noodle. Korean - Dog Noodle. Scottish - Och aye The Noo-dle.
Crime randypecker (57) · 05-12-2025 1630I hate standing in line. I wish she'd hurry up and pick a fucking suspect.
Crime Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 17-02-2026 0845My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker. "How can you do that?," she screamed, "you don't have a heart." "Actually, I have four," I replied.
Crime Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 06-12-2025 1937As she lay there dead on the floor with blood still seeping from the wound the copper said to me, "OK, in your own words, tell me what happened. " "I don't know, it was an accident, I was cleaning it and it went off, "I answered. "IT'S A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW! " he yelled back at me.
Crime Kimjongreject (284) · 08-02-2026 1317I am defo not going to Minnesota to do the ICE bullet challenge!
Crime NotEasilyOffended (48) · 08-01-2026 2341Statistics suggest that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape! (Let's get some of the old classics posted back up).
Crime DdraigGoch 🥈 (192) · 04-12-2025 0845I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to reverse gear and getting the fuck out of there before they got my number plate.
Crime supergalley 🥉 🥇 (813) · 01-12-2025 0716