Lindsay Clancy blaming her hormones for murdering her children is like me blaming testosterone for raping mine.
Crime innit 🥉 🥉 (939) · 05-09-2026 0150My last girlfriend dumped me when she found out what my mates used to call me in primary school. Jon Venables. (credit: Barry Martin)
Crime theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 14-09-2026 1619After thirty years, police have finally identified the man they believe killed Tupac Shakur, based on a memoir he wrote and numerous TV interviews in which he repeatedly boasted of being the perpetrator. Professor Jason Arday.
Crime Hengist (858) · 01-09-2026 1750I saw a Chinese shoplifter at work and I shouted "hey you" he shouted back "how you know my name?" Coat off the peg already
Crime Stickyagain (2066) · 25-08-2026 1638Two burglars broke into an off licence and one says to the other."Is this whisky"? And the other one says "Yes but not as wisky as wobbing a bank".
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Crime theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 09-09-2026 1617Prince Phillip always used to be fascinated by dog walkers picking up dirty bits of brown business and throwing it in the bin But he thought it was far simpler to have them driven into a concrete wall instead
Crime › Organised Crime Organised Crime LennysCrevasse (1333) · 12-09-2026 1918Nigel Farage blames ‘loose pub talk’ for donations sting row ahead of conference speech. Haw, Nige, mate! Gonnae lend us 4 million quid til I get me giro?
Crime › Fraud / Scam Fraud / Scam theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 04-09-2026 1522I tipped out a bag of air in India and got done for fly tipping.
Crime Cockwomble (156) · 15-09-2026 2014Turns out those lads in that crash were in such a hurry cos they wanted to get a Sausage McMuffin, but instead they ended up with double bacon
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