Major apologies for the downtime today - Sat 17th Jan
An impossible thing happened; a load of Python3 code had tabs appear out of nowhere which set indents off and wouldn't allow the site to initialise. When the server was rebooted at midday it loaded the new code and failed. Busy day coding for work meant I didn't pick up on the Site going down. Please accept my apologies and I will start using GitHub to prevent changes happening and make it easy to quickly restore. Have a great weekend.
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I used to have a nice house and a nice car until my mate introduced me to drugs. Now I have a yacht and a Caribbean island.
Crime Stallion 🥇 🥈 🥉 (331) · 19-12-2025 0903⬆
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Exotic foods: English - Pot Noodle. Cambodian - Pol Pot Noodle. Korean - Dog Noodle. Scottish - Och aye The Noo-dle.
Crime randypecker (57) · 05-12-2025 1630⬆
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My girlfriend found out that I'm an organ trafficker. "How can you do that?," she screamed, "you don't have a heart." "Actually, I have four," I replied.
Crime Stallion 🥇 🥈 🥉 (331) · 06-12-2025 1937⬆
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I am defo not going to Minnesota to do the ICE bullet challenge!
Crime NotEasilyOffended (44) · 08-01-2026 2341⬆
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Statistics suggest that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape! (Let's get some of the old classics posted back up).
Crime DdraigGoch (72) · 04-12-2025 0845⬆
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I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to reverse gear and getting the fuck out of there before they got my number plate.
Crime supergalley 🥈 🥇 🥈 (463) · 01-12-2025 0716