If you ever need a shit in the wood, it blends in, just saying.
Personally, I would have stopped eating lunch if I was being hit with a hammer.
Death Stallion (1597) · 21-07-2026 1430
⚠️ A 61 year old Ryanair passenger was partly SUCKED out of a plane after a window shattered mid flight! 😲 The mans head and shoulders were pulled outside of the plane and his wife had to cling on to his legs to prevent him from being fully sucked out! The couple were on a Boeing 737-8AS flying from Thessaloniki to Memmingen. Ryanair have now issued the passenger with an £11 fresh air charge, a £24 scenic view charge and a £45 oxygen mask deployment charge.
Aviation supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 11-07-2026 1744
My ex girlfriend Odyssey a therapist
Yep. We can't be wasting any water. Besides, I've had three baths today so there won't be much to spare 🥹
Muslim supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 24-07-2026 1651
By Jove, I do believe you might be onto something old boy 😆
Political supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 23-07-2026 1243
That's not Heather. It's Amanda! Pronounced: A Man, Duh!
LGBTQ4KHDTV+ etc supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 16-07-2026 1646
Baby chicks available. Going cheap.
I'm not gonna dox him, but can someone please ask wasp to tell his faggot son to sort his fucking bins out?
Does anyone know where she's working now? Asking for a friend.
Rape / Sexual Violence supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1407) · 03-08-2026 0653
"Beware the moon lads, and stick to the roads. Stay off the moors."
Scorpiox666 (442) · 30-07-2026 1519
What we want to know is, and more importantly, Can Ed Sheeran play left back?
Celebrities SecretSiteAgent (19) · 10-07-2026 1251
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is the newly appointed Cambridge University Professor of Sociology of Education, specialising in Porkies. Credentials are perfect - fantasist; highly qualified; CV available to all; well qualified in Equality and Diversity training.
Celebrities gnashermenace (72) · 07-08-2026 1510