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⚠️ A 61 year old Ryanair passenger was partly SUCKED out of a plane after a window shattered mid flight! 😲 The mans head and shoulders were pulled outside of the plane and his wife had to cling on to his legs to prevent him from being fully sucked out! The couple were on a Boeing 737-8AS flying from Thessaloniki to Memmingen. Ryanair have now issued the passenger with an £11 fresh air charge, a £24 scenic view charge and a £45 oxygen mask deployment charge.

supergalley (876) Β· 11-07-2026 1744

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Michael O'Leary has expressed horror at this incident, bleating "Fer der last 42 years we could have been charging the sheeple an 'add-on' fer a pane of glass in their feckin' windows. Oi'd have been richer than that cunt Putin!"

DdraigGoch Β· 12-07-2026 0944
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He should have paid extra to have a seat belt!

jjbomber Β· 12-07-2026 0113
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