As we were undressing in the hotel room the prostitute said to me; 'Just so you know from the start, I don't do anal. Not for extra money, not for anything.' I replied, 'You know what? You're the worst fucking rent boy I've ever picked up.'
Prostitution / Sex Worker theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 13-06-2026 1653I once hired a professional dominatrix. She wanted fifty quid for the hour, but I managed to talk her up to a hundred.
Prostitution / Sex Worker theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 14-06-2026 1034Roy Walker is in bed with Bonnie Blue. He says, 'It's good, but it's not tight.'
Prostitution / Sex Worker theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 20-06-2026 1955Haven't been able to get on any porn sites for six months now . It's been half a year since I last saw my daughter.
Prostitution / Sex Worker Joeydeaconsbastard (410) · 22-06-2026 1938I treat hookers like a stolen car—you use them, abuse them, and then make sure the wreckage is hidden deep enough in the quarry that the police don't come knocking about a 'missing vehicle.
Prostitution / Sex Worker mrjayhey (122) · 19-06-2026 1718What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? I cry when I cut up onions.
Prostitution / Sex Worker Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 18-06-2026 1550Man goes into a whorehouse, "But I don't have much money," he expalins to the Madame. So she sets him up with a "budget" girl. In the room, he's going down on her and feels something in his mouth. He spits it into his hand and it's a piece of corn. He just shruggs and throws it away. A minute later, he gets something else in his mouth, and it's a pea. "She must have had some food sex before me," he figures. "Anyway, I'm getting my money's worth!" and goes back to it. Next he gets a piece of green bean in his mouth. He spits it out and gets up. "My God, woman, what all you got up there? I think I'm gonna be sick!" "Well," the woman answers, "the last guy was."
Prostitution / Sex Worker Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 10-06-2026 1759"It's my last day in May. And now I'm about to enter June!!" Wayne Rooney's diary entry... 5th February 2026
Prostitution / Sex Worker LennysCrevasse (200) · 31-05-2026 1812How do you make a hormone? Stick a rusty chainsaw up her cunt.
Prostitution / Sex Worker Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 16-06-2026 2133I use my compact video camera to secretly film my brothel visits. It's a GoPro.
Prostitution / Sex Worker theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 09-06-2026 0605What's blue and fucks grannies? Wayne Rooney with frostbite
Prostitution / Sex Worker LennysCrevasse (200) · 31-05-2026 1810There's this drunk bloke looking for a hooker he can get a fuck off of. He's in luck as he comes across a lady of the night who offers him a bit of business. "How much is it?" "Well if you want a rough shag its 30 quid, if you want a smooth one, its 50" the bloke looks in his wallet and goes "go on I ain't exactly flush tonite, I'll have a rough one" so he pays up they do the business he shoots his loads and starts getting ready to leave "Out of interest luv" the bloke says "If I'd wanted a smooth one, what would the difference have been?" "Well... If you wanted a smooth one, I would have picked the scabs off first!"
Prostitution / Sex Worker Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 12-06-2026 1658