An Israeli man 'cried tears of relief' on learning that his daughter had been murdered by Hamas, rather than taken hostage. He told reporters, 'Oy vey! For a while there I thought I might get asked for a ransom.'
Jewish theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 (632) · 12-06-2026 2029"Palestinian baby killed by Israeli gunfire in West Bank", health ministry says. I hate these slow news days.
Jewish ianwatkins 🥉 (1164) · 06-06-2026 0455Hitler's last words: I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky yids.
Jewish Allobosca 🥈 🥈 🥇 (1455) · 04-06-2026 2156What do you call a Jew who robs from the rich to give to the poor? Reuben Hood
"We refuse to negotiate with Hamas" Said a lawyer for Kermit the Frog
Jewish Gingerpubes (15) · 10-06-2026 1530How many Jews does it take to fit a shower? We don't know yet, they kept going in but none of them came out.
Jewish Allobosca 🥈 🥈 🥇 (1455) · 08-06-2026 2229How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? I don't know, but the Germans killed millions trying to find out.
Jewish Allobosca 🥈 🥈 🥇 (1455) · 24-05-2026 2121What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
Jewish Allobosca 🥈 🥈 🥇 (1455) · 21-05-2026 1711Two men're sitting in their local Pub, sipping their Guinness in 1933 when the topic turns to Germany. "Begor Paddy, have ye heard? The new chap Hitler seems to have organised them all quickly!" "Indeed, what with t'rallies and such.." murmers Seamus. Paddy peers out of a window and yelps, tugging Seamus on the sleeve, "Faith and begor, that man over t'ere on t'hill looks loike Hitler!" "Naw!" swears Seamus. "We'll go see. You'll owe me if it is him though." So the two walk out and walk to the hill. Atop stands Adolf Hitler and a weedy looking man. "Begorrah Paddy!" blasts Seamus, "It is Hitler!" The weedy looking man beside Hitler steps forward. "Achtung! Mein namen is Josef Goebbels, and we are here to kill all your Jews, your postman, and your publican!" Hitler smirks. Paddy and Seamus look aghast at this. "Ye can't be killing our postman...who'd deliver the letters?! And ye can't be gassin' our publican, cus who'd be running the Pub then?!" "Alright gentlemen," pipes up Goebbels, "We'll leave our second and third targets alone for you then. Are you happy now?" Seamus and Paddy again glance at each other, nod and give Goebbels the thumbs up with smiles before walking off, relieved. "See, mein Fuhrer.." Goebbels assured Hitler, "I told you nobody cared about the Jews."
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