Hamas has announced that they have murdered all Jewish hostages. Israel is celebrating because they don't have to pay any ransoms.
Jewish Stallion (1597) · 13-05-2026 1213An Israeli man 'cried tears of relief' on learning that his daughter had been murdered by Hamas, rather than taken hostage. He told reporters, 'Oy vey! For a while there I thought I might get asked for a ransom.'
Jewish theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 12-06-2026 2029What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Jews don't tip.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 20-06-2026 0916With anti-Semitic attacks on the rise and the terror level threat increased I just want to say that all this shoehorning cheap puns into jokes at the expense of Jewish people are an abomination Anne Frankly they need to stop.
Jewish ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 01-05-2026 0956I've got a streaming service launching next week. It features the likes of the musicals composers Rogers and Hammerstein Irving Berlin Musicals such as fiddler on the roof and the jazz singer. Jew Tube launches next week
Jewish Gingerpubes (140) · 04-08-2026 2019Did you hear about the Jewish Kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane in to his brothers scrapyard
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 11-07-2026 0830A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside. "Have the police come yet?" the man asked. "No," the woman moaned. "Has the ambulance been here yet?" "No," the injured woman repeated. "How about the insurance company?" "No." "Listen," the Jewish man said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down next to you?"
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 21-06-2026 0837"Palestinian baby killed by Israeli gunfire in West Bank", health ministry says. I hate these slow news days.
Jewish ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 06-06-2026 0455Hitler's last words: I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky yids.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 04-06-2026 2156The rabbi of a London synagogue who was taken hostage the other day has described how he threw a chair at the gunman in order to allow him and other hostages to escape. Senior members of the synagogue praised the rabbi's actions before presenting him with a bill for the broken chair.
Jewish notbaldbob (1172) · 17-07-2026 2047Two Hasidic Jews were walking down the street one day. They ran into Abe, an old friend. When they ask how he was doing he said, "I'm doing great. I just hit the lottery for ten million quid!." Naturally aroused they ask him what he did with the money. He replied, "I bought the biggest piece of property money could buy right in the heart of Berlin, Germany. On that property, I built a mansion and on my front lawn I put a solid gold life size statue of Adolf Hitler!" His friends are completely shocked and couldn't believe what he had done. They said, "Adolf Hitler, are you crazy?" With that, he calmly pointed at his inner forearm and says, "Adolf vasn't such a bad guy... he gave me the winning numbers!
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 21-06-2026 0835What do you call a Jew who robs from the rich to give to the poor? Reuben Hood
An elderly Jewish couple order sirloin steaks with all the trimmings. When the waiter serves their meal the old man tucks into his enthusiastically.However, his wife sits there quietly,pushing her food round the plate. When her husband finishes his meal he then steadily eats all his wife's meal as well. ' Excuse me madam, ' said the waiter, 'was there something wrong with the food ? ' ' Oh,no ' replied the woman, ' it's my husband's turn to wear the teeth today. '
Jewish Squeaky (1465) · 14-05-2026 1005Why don't Jews join the boy scouts? Take a total fucking prick to be with them.
Jewish Joeydeaconsbastard (1000) · 20-06-2026 1916"We refuse to negotiate with Hamas" Said a lawyer for Kermit the Frog
Jewish Gingerpubes (140) · 10-06-2026 1530How many Jews does it take to fit a shower? We don't know yet, they kept going in but none of them came out.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 08-06-2026 2229How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? I don't know, but the Germans killed millions trying to find out.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 24-05-2026 2121At school, Ms. Jones was talking about how the Jews were persecuted in the Second World War. Suddenly, Jimmy burst into tears. "What's wrong Jimmy?" Asked the teacher. "My great grandad died in a concentration camp." Jimmy replied. "Oh dear! I am sorry to hear that." "Yeah. Fell out of a guard tower. Broke his neck."
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 03-05-2026 1941What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 21-04-2026 2119Meta is working on an AI clone of Mark Zuckerberg, so people can chat online with 'him'. That's no use to me now. I've been permanently banned from Facebook for antisemitism.
Jewish theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 13-04-2026 2001What does a Jew wear while taking a shower? His gas mask.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 11-07-2026 0815Holocaust memorial in Berlin at the weekend, and it is lots of black blocks of stone. My response was, with all this black stone it must be like an oven this summer
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 28-06-2026 0855Two men're sitting in their local Pub, sipping their Guinness in 1933 when the topic turns to Germany. "Begor Paddy, have ye heard? The new chap Hitler seems to have organised them all quickly!" "Indeed, what with t'rallies and such.." murmers Seamus. Paddy peers out of a window and yelps, tugging Seamus on the sleeve, "Faith and begor, that man over t'ere on t'hill looks loike Hitler!" "Naw!" swears Seamus. "We'll go see. You'll owe me if it is him though." So the two walk out and walk to the hill. Atop stands Adolf Hitler and a weedy looking man. "Begorrah Paddy!" blasts Seamus, "It is Hitler!" The weedy looking man beside Hitler steps forward. "Achtung! Mein namen is Josef Goebbels, and we are here to kill all your Jews, your postman, and your publican!" Hitler smirks. Paddy and Seamus look aghast at this. "Ye can't be killing our postman...who'd deliver the letters?! And ye can't be gassin' our publican, cus who'd be running the Pub then?!" "Alright gentlemen," pipes up Goebbels, "We'll leave our second and third targets alone for you then. Are you happy now?" Seamus and Paddy again glance at each other, nod and give Goebbels the thumbs up with smiles before walking off, relieved. "See, mein Fuhrer.." Goebbels assured Hitler, "I told you nobody cared about the Jews."
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