An Israeli man 'cried tears of relief' on learning that his daughter had been murdered by Hamas, rather than taken hostage. He told reporters, 'Oy vey! For a while there I thought I might get asked for a ransom.'
Jewish theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 12-06-2026 2029What's the difference between a canoe and a Jew? Jews don't tip.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 20-06-2026 0916A moment or two after a highway accident, an old Jewish man came up to a woman lying by the roadside. "Have the police come yet?" the man asked. "No," the woman moaned. "Has the ambulance been here yet?" "No," the injured woman repeated. "How about the insurance company?" "No." "Listen," the Jewish man said, bending down. "Do you mind if I lay down next to you?"
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 21-06-2026 0837"Palestinian baby killed by Israeli gunfire in West Bank", health ministry says. I hate these slow news days.
Jewish ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 06-06-2026 0455Hitler's last words: I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for those pesky yids.
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 04-06-2026 2156Two Hasidic Jews were walking down the street one day. They ran into Abe, an old friend. When they ask how he was doing he said, "I'm doing great. I just hit the lottery for ten million quid!." Naturally aroused they ask him what he did with the money. He replied, "I bought the biggest piece of property money could buy right in the heart of Berlin, Germany. On that property, I built a mansion and on my front lawn I put a solid gold life size statue of Adolf Hitler!" His friends are completely shocked and couldn't believe what he had done. They said, "Adolf Hitler, are you crazy?" With that, he calmly pointed at his inner forearm and says, "Adolf vasn't such a bad guy... he gave me the winning numbers!
Jewish Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 21-06-2026 0835What do you call a Jew who robs from the rich to give to the poor? Reuben Hood
Why don't Jews join the boy scouts? Take a total fucking prick to be with them.
Jewish Joeydeaconsbastard (409) · 20-06-2026 1916"We refuse to negotiate with Hamas" Said a lawyer for Kermit the Frog
Jewish Gingerpubes (29) · 10-06-2026 1530How many Jews does it take to fit a shower? We don't know yet, they kept going in but none of them came out.
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