My blood pressure is quite high so my doctor told me to eat more vegetables, leafy greens, kale, spinach etc. It tastes like shit but I just put loads of salt on it.
Age/Elderly ianwatkins 🥈 🥉 (2117) · 24-07-2026 2047My wife suggested I take the kids skimming down the river. The 2-yr-old went the furthest.
Age/Elderly garry6291 (641) · 28-08-2026 1049My 90 year old mum had a funny turn and we called an ambulance. The paramedic asked her, "what's the date?" she knew that "where do you live?" she knew that "who's the prime minister?" She looked at him and said "that's not a fair question, but whoever it is they're a cunt"
Age/Elderly Stickyagain (2066) · 22-08-2026 1719I hate it when you walk into a room and totally forget why you went in there. Especially, when you're walking back downstairs and suddenly shit yourself.
Age/Elderly notbaldbob (1145) · 05-07-2026 0826'...If you ever get to a point in your life and you think nobody cares whether you're living or dead... Just miss a couple of mortgage payments.'
Age/Elderly monkeybobhouse (35) · 13-08-2026 1210I wish I hadn't done my Tom Jones tribute act at the care home now. That barrage of Tena pads will haunt me forever.
Age/Elderly scotty (547) · 22-08-2026 1742My Dad is complaining about his chronic scoliosis again He's got the hump
Age/Elderly LennysCrevasse (1333) · 28-07-2026 0916How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Age/Elderly Allobosca 🥈 (2268) · 12-07-2026 1101Lethal Weapon star Danny Glover reveals Alzheimer’s diagnosis. He really is getting too old for this shit.
Age/Elderly theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥇 (3362) · 01-07-2026 1722That's the last time I discuss the stock market with Wayne Rooney When I asked him about today's FTSE he said, "Had to cancel it la, Beryl's lost both her legs to diabetes"
Age/Elderly › Senior Sex Senior Sex LennysCrevasse (1333) · 27-08-2026 1717I vividly recall my Grandfather and I digging a hole in the back garden and it filling with water. Ah, yes. I remember that well.
Age/Elderly notbaldbob (1145) · 28-07-2026 0631King Harold of Norway sat on the throne for 35 years. I've had bad constipation, but never THAT bad.
Age/Elderly OkiPaul (190) · 29-08-2026 0536What's the difference between a kit kat and an old hooker? You only get four fingers in a kit kat
Age/Elderly Irishstu (184) · 30-06-2026 2010