My blood pressure is quite high so my doctor told me to eat more vegetables, leafy greens, kale, spinach etc. It tastes like shit but I just put loads of salt on it.
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Age/Elderly LennysCrevasse (693) · 28-07-2026 0916How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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Age/Elderly notbaldbob (1172) · 28-07-2026 0631What's the difference between a kit kat and an old hooker? You only get four fingers in a kit kat
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