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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters
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My blood pressure is quite high so my doctor told me to eat more vegetables, leafy greens, kale, spinach etc. It tastes like shit but I just put loads of salt on it.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 24-07-2026 2047
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I hate it when you walk into a room and totally forget why you went in there. Especially, when you're walking back downstairs and suddenly shit yourself.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 05-07-2026 0826
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My Dad is complaining about his chronic scoliosis again He's got the hump

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 28-07-2026 0916
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How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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Allobosca 🥇 (2375) · 12-07-2026 1101
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Lethal Weapon star Danny Glover reveals Alzheimer’s diagnosis. He really is getting too old for this shit.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 01-07-2026 1722
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I vividly recall my Grandfather and I digging a hole in the back garden and it filling with water. Ah, yes. I remember that well.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 28-07-2026 0631
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What's the difference between a kit kat and an old hooker? You only get four fingers in a kit kat

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Irishstu (117) · 30-06-2026 2010
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