As I answered the front door dressed in high heals, stockings & suspenders, leather mini skirt and bright red lipstick, the Avon lady asked "Hello Sir, is your wife at home"?. To which I replied "Take a wild guess love!"
AIDS randypecker (61) · 08-12-2025 1524Did you know your blood group can actually change during your life? I gave blood for the first time years ago, and afterwards I got a letter telling me my blood group was O Positive. I gave blood again recently, and this morning I got a letter telling me my blood group is now HIV Positive. How cool is that?
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 28-06-2026 1257Scientists say that swallowing semen after oral sex can help women lose weight. I agree. Women who swallow mine tend to lose a great deal of weight about 9 or 10 years down the line.
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 21-06-2026 0513Showbiz news: Boy George pulls out of Jesus Christ Superstar. You'd think someone of his age and persuasion would have the good sense to rubber up.
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 31-07-2026 1443My ex girlfriend from a while back managed to contact me and said "Joey I've got AIDS". I replied "yes..I know".
AIDS Joeydeaconsbastard (1001) · 20-06-2026 2006There's this bloke Gerry who drinks in my local who's a rabid homophobe - you know the sort, always pointing the finger at others, banging on and on about how all the queers should be shot and all that macho crap. I found out he was off to a football game yesterday, so while he was away from home I gave his missus a call. Gerry's missus: 'Hello?' Me (best Julian Clary voice): 'Hi, who's this? I was looking for Gerry...' 'This is his wife, can I take a message?' 'Wife? Ooooohhh, he is a dark horse, isn't he? Well, honey, I'm afraid you'd better get yourself a blood test pronto...'
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 17-07-2026 1457My gay brother has lost six stone since he had the weight-loss jab. Well, I say 'weight-loss jab', he contracted AIDS.
I once knew a guy who died from mercury poisoning. He got AIDS from the lead singer of Queen.
AIDS ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 03-06-2026 1801Liquid Mercury is really bad for your health. As a lot of gays found out in the 80s.
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 24-06-2026 1612I caught AIDS off Freddie Mercury When he told me he was sick, I screamed "Bugger me!!"
AIDS LennysCrevasse (693) · 03-06-2026 1815Which cheese is the most harmful to your health? Freddie Mercury's.
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 30-05-2026 0725What did Colonel Gaddafi and Freddie Mercury have in common? They both died after some blokes entered their sewage pipe.
AIDS theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 03-06-2026 0604I was in a restaurant and knocked a spoon on the floor. A passing customer picked it up for me, "Hello, " he said, "I'm Uri Gellar, the famous spoon bender. " "Spoons? " I replied, "can you not just shove cocks up your arse like normal benders?"
AIDS Kimjongreject (286) · 11-12-2025 1954My thermometer exploded and I got a load of mercury all over my face I now know how it was like to have been a homosexual midget in the 1980s
AIDS LennysCrevasse (693) · 25-06-2026 0841Adult film actress Bonnie Blue to be deported from Bali. And that, children, is how the ultra plague began and that is why we will all have to live underground for the next 6 generations.
AIDS ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 12-12-2025 1307We keep warning faggots about AIDS but they just refuse to pay attention. It's in one rear and out the other.
AIDS ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 12-12-2025 1532I’ve just found out my obese black neighbour has been struck down with the big gay plague.. All that partyin’ and bullshit has given Christopher the Notorious H.I.V
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