I came up behind my wife and started squeezing her tits, hoping to get lucky. But I didn't find any lumps.
Most of the rock legends of the 60s and 70s died young because of their utterly reckless behaviour. Jim Morrison used to snort huge amounts of cocaine. Keith Moon washed down his anti-alcoholism pills with champagne. And Marc Bolan let his missus drive.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 11-06-2026 1552I've put my name down to join the local Feminists Society. Hopefully once they see what an informed and enlightened kind of guy I am, I might get to pump a few of them.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 19-06-2026 1831I went to see Jo Brand. She walked on stage and I shouted "don't get your tits out!"
Sexist Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 08-06-2026 1955How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS!
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 20-06-2026 0112Women are like spiders. I don't mind seeing one or two from time to time, but the big hairy ones can fuck right off.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 17-06-2026 0644I've started a women's only gym so they don't have to deal with all the creepy guys hitting on them while they work out. Just ignore the sounds coming from behind the mirrors.
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 13-06-2026 0514I'll never forget the time there were two girls fighting over me in the street. I called the police. They said "it's not an emergency" I said "it is, the fat bird's winning"
Sexist Stickyagain 🥉 (541) · 07-06-2026 1554What do you call the flesh surrounding a vagina? A woman
Sexist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 07-06-2026 1154How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an irrational number.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 01-06-2026 1658There is a woman at work, when a man walks up to her and says her hair smells nice. Straight away she walks over to an executive and says she wants to file a sexual harrasment issue. "What's wrong with someone saying your hair smells nice?" he asks. She replies "He's a midget"
Sexist Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 12-06-2026 1716How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark
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