"You play with that bloody acoustic guitar more than you play with me, " moaned my wife. "Yes, " I replied, "It's better shaped, sounds nicer, and the hole's not as big. "
Sexist Kimjongreject (155) · 15-12-2025 0959How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question – feminists can’t change anything.
Sexist supergalley 🥉 🥈 🥈 (389) · 14-12-2025 0106We were watching a film on the telly when all of a sudden the bloke lifts the woman onto the kitchen top and starts to make love to her, "Yeah, right, " said the wife, " as if that happens. " "I totally agree, " I replied, "the only thing that gets fucked in our kitchen is the food. "
Sexist Kimjongreject (155) · 03-12-2025 1827"My body is like a temple, " said my sister. "Are you sure you don't mean a Mosque with the amount of Muslims you've had in it?" I replied.
Sexist Kimjongreject (155) · 14-12-2025 1538How can you tell if its your turn to do the washing up? Look down your trousers and if you've got a dick it isn't your turn.
Sexist supergalley 🥉 🥈 🥈 (389) · 02-12-2025 0058