If you ever need proof that women are terrible just remember there was once a guy who shot himself after 5 minutes of marriage. RIP Adolf.
My wife has learning difficulties. She's a woman.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 05-08-2026 1954Why can't more than one woman play monopoly? Because there is only one iron.
Sexist notbaldbob (1146) · 27-07-2026 1748My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot, but she took it back a week later "This parrot hasn't said anything!" she complained. "I haven't had a fucking chance yet!" replied the parrot.
Sexist notbaldbob (1146) · 21-07-2026 1711Most of the rock legends of the 60s and 70s died young because of their utterly reckless behaviour. Jim Morrison used to snort huge amounts of cocaine. Keith Moon washed down his anti-alcoholism pills with champagne. And Marc Bolan let his missus drive.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 11-06-2026 1552My wife came back from the hospital and said she'd been diagnosed with Parkinson disease. This is absolutely awful, I've spent the whole day thinking up some great cancer jokes.
Sexist Stickyagain (2257) · 08-08-2026 1754I have to say, I was disappointed by the efforts made this year to mark International Women's Day. My local strip club only had a couple of foreign birds on, and frankly their tits were nothing to write home about.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 02-08-2026 1242I've put my name down to join the local Feminists Society. Hopefully once they see what an informed and enlightened kind of guy I am, I might get to pump a few of them.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 19-06-2026 1831I went to see Jo Brand. She walked on stage and I shouted "don't get your tits out!"
Sexist Stickyagain (2257) · 08-06-2026 1955Why does cum taste like bleach? To remind women to clean the house after they suck our dicks.
Sexist › Domestic Roles Domestic Roles ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 13-10-2026 1549I was watching the TV when I shouted through to my wife in the kitchen "A cup of tea would be nice love" She replied "Why don't you stick a broom handle up my arse as well"? And it's little surprises like that are the key to a long and happy marriage.
Sexist garry6291 (695) · 05-09-2026 0657How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? ALL MEN ARE BASTARDS!
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 20-06-2026 0112Women are like spiders. I don't mind seeing one or two from time to time, but the big hairy ones can fuck right off.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 17-06-2026 0644I've started a women's only gym so they don't have to deal with all the creepy guys hitting on them while they work out. Just ignore the sounds coming from behind the mirrors.
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 13-06-2026 0514I'll never forget the time there were two girls fighting over me in the street. I called the police. They said "it's not an emergency" I said "it is, the fat bird's winning"
Sexist Stickyagain (2257) · 07-06-2026 1554Her: Bring back men who plan dates and take care of women! Me: Cool. Bring back women who deserve that.
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 04-10-2026 0232Why do women get periods? Because they deserve them
Don't call the all-female removalist company. They'll take half your shit.
Sexist innit (1476) · 27-07-2026 1615Feminism: Helping fat & ugly bitches get attention & validation since July 1848!
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 15-10-2026 1223Why is a woman like a fish? They're both better when you batter them.
Sexist notbaldbob (1146) · 25-07-2026 1035A pussy is a warm,moist beautiful thing. Carried around by a cunt.
Sexist Squeaky (2363) · 11-07-2026 0839How many women with PMT does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an irrational number.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 01-06-2026 1658My brother said, "I've just seen your girlfriends number written on a toilet wall. " "So fucking what, " I replied, "how do you think I met her. "
Sexist Kimjongreject (288) · 22-02-2026 0859Them: Men only want one thing and it's disgusting! Me: Fucking wash it you filthy bitch!
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 05-11-2026 1027The year is 2030. Most men have sexbots. Women in desperation yell "THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE A REAL HUMAN BEING!" Men whisper back "Neither do you."
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 03-10-2026 1256Worst thing about women's football? All the extra stoppage time while the ref tries to explain the offside rule.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 17-09-2026 1624How many radical feminists does it take to change a..... .......How dare you mansplain things to us. Give it here...#BUZZFIZZCRACKLE.... BOOM!!#
Sexist LennysCrevasse 🥉 (1805) · 02-09-2026 0641"omg why do white men fetishise Asian women?" Same reason you fetishise black men you fat whore.
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 28-08-2026 1903I was enjoying a drink while watching the wife cut the grass. The lady next door shouted, "You should be hung!" I shouted back, "I am; that's why she mows the lawn and brings me beers!"
My wife's just finished a 12-hour shift. I knew she'd find second gear eventually.
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 11-08-2026 2211A policeman asked me, 'Would you blow into this bag, Sir?' I looked at his colleague then replied, 'Yeah, probably. She's not that bad.'
Sexist theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4288) · 20-08-2026 2225What's the difference between ironman and ironwoman One's a superhero the other is an order.
Sexist Joeydeaconsbastard (1241) · 29-06-2026 1320"You play with that bloody acoustic guitar more than you play with me, " moaned my wife. "Yes, " I replied, "It's better shaped, sounds nicer, and the hole's not as big. "
Sexist Kimjongreject (288) · 15-12-2025 0959Christa Pike was granted af all female team to carry out her execution. I can't wait for the roast.
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 03-10-2026 1320Girls mature by 18. Men mature until 80+
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 02-10-2026 0900Man-hating bitches can (quite literally) go fuck themselves for all i care.
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast innit (1476) · 24-09-2026 0852Gloria Steinem to be buried in a Y-shaped coffin.
Sexist › Feminism Roast Feminism Roast ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 03-09-2026 1506According to feminists, women can do no wrong. Witch burnings did nothing wrong.
Sexist innit (1476) · 20-08-2026 0852Words cannot express how attractive you are . But numbers can 4/10
Sexist Stickyagain (2257) · 29-06-2026 1141There is a woman at work, when a man walks up to her and says her hair smells nice. Straight away she walks over to an executive and says she wants to file a sexual harrasment issue. "What's wrong with someone saying your hair smells nice?" he asks. She replies "He's a midget"
Sexist Allobosca (2269) · 12-06-2026 1716A man walks into a lift, which already has a very attractive women in it. As the lift is going up, he ask,"Excuse me miss, can I smell your fanny?" "Certainly not!", came her astonsished reply. "Ah! It must be your feet then."
Sexist Allobosca (2269) · 12-05-2026 0845The Red Arrows have got their first woman leader. What colour will they be the other 26 days a month?
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 13-01-2026 1432How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question – feminists can’t change anything.
Sexist supergalley 🥉 (2580) · 14-12-2025 0106We were watching a film on the telly when all of a sudden the bloke lifts the woman onto the kitchen top and starts to make love to her, "Yeah, right, " said the wife, " as if that happens. " "I totally agree, " I replied, "the only thing that gets fucked in our kitchen is the food. "
Sexist Kimjongreject (288) · 03-12-2025 1827"I'm thinking about trading in the old dishwasher for a newer model." "What's wrong with the old one?" "She's getting a bit saggy."
Sexist Hengist (1095) · 04-07-2026 1050How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark
Sexist Allobosca (2269) · 25-05-2026 1902When it comes to oral sex women are so much luckier than men. They can suck a dick and still doomscroll on their phones.
Sexist ianwatkins 🥉 (2409) · 05-02-2026 0121All these 304s with fake tits and I'm thinking "Inflate to 80 PSI"
Sexist innit (1476) · 09-07-2026 1011