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I bought an R Kelly album once. There was a warning sticker on the cellophane. It said, 'Please keep this rapper away from babies and young children.'

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 24-07-2026 2104
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Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon. Sarah Ferguson spoke to her daughter on a Facetime call shortly afterwards saying "Ooh, she's so pretty Eugenie, I can see your father in her!" Eugenie replied "Can you really?" "Yes," replied Sarah, "Probably the first time he gets to babysit!"

🫡 Salute to Ponce Andrew
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DdraigGoch (671) · 04-08-2026 2328
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'Urgent search for three schoolgirls aged 12, 13 and 14.' Not a news headline, my profile info on Tinder.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 11-08-2026 2005
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I'm a producer for the BBC. I don't work there, I just have eight kids.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 06-08-2026 1529
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Some of the fucking weird shit parents say in the school WhatsApp group. “Why are you in here? You don’t even have a kid.”

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WayOutWest (419) · 25-07-2026 1715
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I was looking through dating site profiles, and I found this single mother. Her profile info said, 'So you know from the start, I'm a package deal. Love me, love my kids.' That's the plan...

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 06-08-2026 2125
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What do you call a disabled paedophile? A creepy crawly.

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Squeaky (1553) · 24-07-2026 0808
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The school receptionist asked who I was there to collect. I panicked and said, “Any.”

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WayOutWest (419) · 26-07-2026 1741
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What's black and comes in thirteens? R Kelly.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 25-07-2026 0904
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'What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.' Not a good defence to use when you're up in court for molesting your stepkids, though.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 24-07-2026 1454
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Butler: "Sir your daughter's just had a baby" Andrew Windsor: "Ah about time. Chip off the old block"

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LennysCrevasse (827) · 05-08-2026 1144
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I just had an argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public. She won, so today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.

🫡 Salute to Reddit
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ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 27-07-2026 1913
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I'm a huge fan of Roman Polanski. I've heard some of his films are pretty good, too.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 24-07-2026 1435
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When I was young, my dad abused me really badly. The useless cunt couldn't even do that properly.

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Stickyagain 🥉 🥈 (1640) · 05-08-2026 1009
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"Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers", the BBC reports. In other news: "Pot calls kettle black"

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 29-07-2026 1745
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I do miss the kids when we pack them off to summer camp Oh well.....they do say absence makes the cock grow harder

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LennysCrevasse (827) · 14-08-2026 1421
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In 1982, Cliff Richard dated former tennis player Sue Barker. She didn't play at Wimbledon that year, but Cliff went on to seed number two in the juniors.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 06-08-2026 0912
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Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon Mother & baby are said to be keeping the grandfather at bay with mace

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LennysCrevasse (827) · 05-08-2026 0957
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I remember as a toddler in my uncle's car, he sat me on his lap to let me "drive". At least, I thought that's why he'd taken his hands off the wheel. Turned out he needed them for something else.

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scotty (339) · 01-08-2026 0857
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I'm only attracted to girls who don't have tattoos. Yanno, children.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 24-07-2026 2023
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My grandfather died doing what he always enjoyed. The 10 year old he was doing it to however, wasn't enjoying it at all.

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Stickyagain 🥉 🥈 (1640) · 20-07-2026 0712
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Process Eugenie's baby daughter definitely has her mother's eyes As well as her grandmother's nose And her grandfather's cock

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LennysCrevasse (827) · 05-08-2026 1651
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Last time I was in London I found out they have male strip clubs down there, I was very shocked. I didn't know young boys got molested by their stepdads too.

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 18-07-2026 1956
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