I bought an R Kelly album once. There was a warning sticker on the cellophane. It said, 'Please keep this rapper away from babies and young children.'
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 24-07-2026 2104Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon. Sarah Ferguson spoke to her daughter on a Facetime call shortly afterwards saying "Ooh, she's so pretty Eugenie, I can see your father in her!" Eugenie replied "Can you really?" "Yes," replied Sarah, "Probably the first time he gets to babysit!"
'Urgent search for three schoolgirls aged 12, 13 and 14.' Not a news headline, my profile info on Tinder.
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 11-08-2026 2005I'm a producer for the BBC. I don't work there, I just have eight kids.
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 06-08-2026 1529Some of the fucking weird shit parents say in the school WhatsApp group. “Why are you in here? You don’t even have a kid.”
Pedophile WayOutWest (419) · 25-07-2026 1715I was looking through dating site profiles, and I found this single mother. Her profile info said, 'So you know from the start, I'm a package deal. Love me, love my kids.' That's the plan...
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 06-08-2026 2125The school receptionist asked who I was there to collect. I panicked and said, “Any.”
Pedophile WayOutWest (419) · 26-07-2026 1741What's black and comes in thirteens? R Kelly.
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 25-07-2026 0904'What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.' Not a good defence to use when you're up in court for molesting your stepkids, though.
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 24-07-2026 1454Butler: "Sir your daughter's just had a baby" Andrew Windsor: "Ah about time. Chip off the old block"
Pedophile LennysCrevasse (827) · 05-08-2026 1144I just had an argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public. She won, so today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
I'm a huge fan of Roman Polanski. I've heard some of his films are pretty good, too.
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 24-07-2026 1435When I was young, my dad abused me really badly. The useless cunt couldn't even do that properly.
Pedophile Stickyagain 🥉 🥈 (1640) · 05-08-2026 1009"Four women accuse Jared Leto of criminal sexual conduct when they were teenagers", the BBC reports. In other news: "Pot calls kettle black"
Pedophile ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 29-07-2026 1745I do miss the kids when we pack them off to summer camp Oh well.....they do say absence makes the cock grow harder
Pedophile LennysCrevasse (827) · 14-08-2026 1421In 1982, Cliff Richard dated former tennis player Sue Barker. She didn't play at Wimbledon that year, but Cliff went on to seed number two in the juniors.
Pedophile theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥇 (2548) · 06-08-2026 0912Princess Eugenie has given birth to a baby girl in Lisbon Mother & baby are said to be keeping the grandfather at bay with mace
Pedophile LennysCrevasse (827) · 05-08-2026 0957I remember as a toddler in my uncle's car, he sat me on his lap to let me "drive". At least, I thought that's why he'd taken his hands off the wheel. Turned out he needed them for something else.
Pedophile scotty (339) · 01-08-2026 0857I'm only attracted to girls who don't have tattoos. Yanno, children.
Pedophile ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 24-07-2026 2023My grandfather died doing what he always enjoyed. The 10 year old he was doing it to however, wasn't enjoying it at all.
Pedophile Stickyagain 🥉 🥈 (1640) · 20-07-2026 0712Process Eugenie's baby daughter definitely has her mother's eyes As well as her grandmother's nose And her grandfather's cock
Pedophile LennysCrevasse (827) · 05-08-2026 1651Last time I was in London I found out they have male strip clubs down there, I was very shocked. I didn't know young boys got molested by their stepdads too.
Pedophile ianwatkins 🥉 (1854) · 18-07-2026 1956