Paedophiles are nasty, irritating bastards.But,to be fair,you will never see them speeding near schools or nurseries.
Pedophile Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 21-02-2026 1048"Who's a pretty boy then,?" I said, as I pushed a dry cracker through the bars of the cage. "I want my mummy," he sobbed.
Pedophile Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 05-02-2026 1339I'm always left rather disappointed when they release a new batch of Epstein's photo's... None of them show a 12 year old's minge.
Pedophile Cockwomble (13) · 12-12-2025 1733Abdul at work was proper upset, "What's up mate?" I asked him. "It's my wife, " he said, "we had a serious row last night, she proper spit the dummy. " "Oh dear, " I replied, "never mind, I'm sure you can pop by Mothercare on your way home and pick her a new one up. "
Pedophile Kimjongreject (284) · 09-12-2025 1057Paedophiles and clocks. They both don't go past twelve.
Pedophile Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 23-02-2026 1137A lot of people don't like Jimmy Savile but when I met him we had a great time. He blindfolded me and I had to guess the weight of two snooker balls in a bag.
Pedophile Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 15-01-2026 1530Londons burning actor sentenced to eight and half years for sex offences…I don’t think it will be London that’s burning for the next few years
Pedophile HaveIGotnews (27) · 14-01-2026 1710I've created a social media site where adult men can lie about their age and and talk to children. Instagroom.
Pedophile ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 29-12-2025 0141I’ll never forget the first time I saw my wife’s chocolate starfish… That nappy was a mess.
Pedophile Cockwomble (13) · 22-12-2025 1725Never get so called fresh meat from butchers which carry the royal seal of approval. It's usually 15 years old.
Pedophile Kimjongreject (284) · 23-02-2026 1936Andy's been told he might get twelve years. Got quite excited apparently.
Pedophile Kimjongreject (284) · 19-02-2026 1751The hardest thing about being a paedophile is, fitting in.
Pedophile Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 10-02-2026 1154Dear sir/Madam, I know police seem to look younger as we age, but the copper who came to arrest the paedophile next door looked so young the peado got excited about it. Prince Andrew. Epstien Island.
Pedophile Kimjongreject (284) · 08-02-2026 1319What did the 12 year old Pakistani girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.
Pedophile Kimjongreject (284) · 07-12-2025 2001My girlfriend is 18 and quite a bit younger than me. When we went to the pub last night everyone started calling me nonce and paedo. It was quite upsetting and completely spoiled our tenth anniversary.
Pedophile Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 03-02-2026 1104