What was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite dinner? Mr Faggot's Brains.
Murder/Death/Killing theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 16-06-2026 1554Who's the best family butcher in Essex? Jeremy Bamber.
Murder/Death/Killing theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 25-05-2026 1659Kate McCann's looking a bit pale these days. It's been a long time since she was lying in The Sun.
I used to post a lot of jokes about the Moors Murderer's victims but they always got buried.
Murder/Death/Killing Hengist (262) · 08-06-2026 0721There's a new children's game about Henry Nowak’s death. Died and Sikh.
Murder/Death/Killing ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 07-06-2026 2159What's the worst thing about your mum getting murdered on your 18th birthday? Being tried as an adult.
Murder/Death/Killing Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 28-05-2026 2143They say that when one door closes, another one opens; unfortunately for the person in my basement, I’ve decided to bolt both of them shut.
Murder/Death/Killing mrjayhey (122) · 18-06-2026 1645I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
Murder/Death/Killing mrjayhey (122) · 13-06-2026 1007A man phones into work one monday morning: man: i can't come in today, i'm sick boss: what's the matter? man: i cut up my wife with a chainsaw then raped my 6 year old son boss: will you be in tuesday?
Murder/Death/Killing Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 28-05-2026 2142I always liked that song OJ Simpson wrote for the Spice Girls. You know the one, Slice Up Your Wife.
Murder/Death/Killing theverydevilhimself 🥈 🥈 (1063) · 20-06-2026 1051At school my nickname was Spiderman. I wasn't good at gymnastics, it was because my uncle got murdered.
"If only I'd converted to Islam and stabbed somebody in the UK..."
I was absolutely chuffed earlier when this woman told me she thought I had the arms and upper body of a twenty-one year old athlete. I was considerably less chuffed when she pulled out her badge and search warrant while her colleagues handcuffed me.
Murder/Death/Killing Hengist (262) · 08-06-2026 2014People think making someone disappear is an art, but it’s really just a test of stamina; you have to shovel fast enough to bury the screaming, because no matter how hard they fight, the weight of the earth always wins.
Murder/Death/Killing mrjayhey (122) · 20-06-2026 0712My approach to relationships is simple: I treat them like a crime scene. I don’t leave prints, I don’t get attached, and I make sure I’m already in another town by the time the police start the autopsy.
Murder/Death/Killing mrjayhey (122) · 19-06-2026 0017Fucked the wife off when I found out what the other kids used to call her in school. Mary Bell.
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