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What's red and keeps a cunt warm? A Liverpool scarf.

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notbaldbob (1172) · 25-07-2026 1337
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Top Ugandan footballer killed by teen muggers armed with paving stones. 'On me 'ead, son!'

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 07-08-2026 0157
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Argentina have said that if England beat them in the World Cup, they will remove all the keys from every tin of corn beef in retaliation.

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garry6291 (571) · 14-07-2026 2046
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The evolution of the backbone is fascinating: Fish - 500 million years ago Reptiles - 250 million years ago Mammals - 100 million years ago UEFA - Yesterday

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 31-07-2026 0344
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Liverpool have signed two players who will fit in with their philosophy. Nickamoto and Robatelly Old one so Feel free to claim it

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Gingerpubes (140) · 06-08-2026 1259
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Think I heard Keegan has signed up for Bury. Might have been Burnley, if he's being cremated.

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scotty (310) · 21-07-2026 0757
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What do you call an Argentinian soldier on his knees sucking British army cock for a slice of rancid bread whilst listening to The Human League ? Lionel Messi's Dad

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 20-07-2026 2146
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Trump denies any knowledge of Gianni Infantino's plot to sell the World Cup. His arse must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth

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ponga (251) · 01-08-2026 1415
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How do you turn Harry Kane into a defensive midfielder? Pick him for England.

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scotty (310) · 16-07-2026 0625
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Gianni Infantino REFUSES to resign as FIFA president. So it's 0 - 0 and we're off to a penalty shootout.

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ponga (251) · 06-08-2026 1032
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Breaking News. World Cup final result immediately overturned by Donald Trump.

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scotty (310) · 19-07-2026 2215
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Thomas Tuchel says England were lucky to get this far. His entire senior playing career was 77 appearances and three goals, mostly in Germany’s third tier. Then he somehow ended up managing Chelsea, Bayern Munich and England. He doesn’t object to luck. He just hates seeing other people benefit from it.

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WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 0953
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Swansea City have just confirmed their new captain for next season: Ben Car-Ban-Go.

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jjbomber (83) · 05-08-2026 1511
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Joan of Arc was a French teenager who battered the opposition for years. Lamine Yamal only took 90 minutes

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Stoops (45) · 14-07-2026 2156
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England's equaliser against Norway has sparked controversy because the ball hit a camera cable in the build-up. The cable of God.

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ponga (251) · 12-07-2026 1525
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I was watching the football and noticed that there's far too many whites on the pitch. We need to protest against whites stealing all the black people's jobs. It's disgusting. Whites shouldn't be televised. What is apartheid even for?

🫡 Salute to Facthunt
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Facthunt (45) · 14-07-2026 1922
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