Top Ugandan footballer killed by teen muggers armed with paving stones. 'On me 'ead, son!'
Football theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 07-08-2026 0157Argentina have said that if England beat them in the World Cup, they will remove all the keys from every tin of corn beef in retaliation.
Football garry6291 (571) · 14-07-2026 2046The evolution of the backbone is fascinating: Fish - 500 million years ago Reptiles - 250 million years ago Mammals - 100 million years ago UEFA - Yesterday
Football LennysCrevasse (693) · 31-07-2026 0344Liverpool have signed two players who will fit in with their philosophy. Nickamoto and Robatelly Old one so Feel free to claim it
Football Gingerpubes (140) · 06-08-2026 1259Think I heard Keegan has signed up for Bury. Might have been Burnley, if he's being cremated.
Football scotty (310) · 21-07-2026 0757What do you call an Argentinian soldier on his knees sucking British army cock for a slice of rancid bread whilst listening to The Human League ? Lionel Messi's Dad
Football LennysCrevasse (693) · 20-07-2026 2146Trump denies any knowledge of Gianni Infantino's plot to sell the World Cup. His arse must get jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth
Football ponga (251) · 01-08-2026 1415How do you turn Harry Kane into a defensive midfielder? Pick him for England.
Football scotty (310) · 16-07-2026 0625Gianni Infantino REFUSES to resign as FIFA president. So it's 0 - 0 and we're off to a penalty shootout.
Football ponga (251) · 06-08-2026 1032Breaking News. World Cup final result immediately overturned by Donald Trump.
Football scotty (310) · 19-07-2026 2215Thomas Tuchel says England were lucky to get this far. His entire senior playing career was 77 appearances and three goals, mostly in Germany’s third tier. Then he somehow ended up managing Chelsea, Bayern Munich and England. He doesn’t object to luck. He just hates seeing other people benefit from it.
Football WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 0953Swansea City have just confirmed their new captain for next season: Ben Car-Ban-Go.
Football jjbomber (83) · 05-08-2026 1511Joan of Arc was a French teenager who battered the opposition for years. Lamine Yamal only took 90 minutes
Football Stoops (45) · 14-07-2026 2156England's equaliser against Norway has sparked controversy because the ball hit a camera cable in the build-up. The cable of God.
Football ponga (251) · 12-07-2026 1525I was watching the football and noticed that there's far too many whites on the pitch. We need to protest against whites stealing all the black people's jobs. It's disgusting. Whites shouldn't be televised. What is apartheid even for?