Walking around Liverpool with my missus she said to me, "What are all these bits of chocolate bars that are left everywhere? I've seen loads, " "They're Mars bars, " I replied, "it's the bit that helps you work. "
Scousers Kimjongreject (286) · 16-02-2026 1757Doreen Lawrence has been made an honorary scouser for her ability to milk a tragedy for twenty years.
Scousers Kimjongreject (286) · 16-02-2026 1758Last week, I filled up my car with £135-worth of petrol. I thought, "Sod it. That's just too much", so I drove off without paying. Needless to say, I got caught and my case was heard this morning. The judge gave me a bollocking and an £80 fine. Follow me for more great money-saving tips!
Scousers supergalley 🥈 (169) · 25-03-2026 2234It's Saturday night so I was too lazy to cook and had a Rustlers burger. No doubt named after the noise the empty packets make as they blow around council estates.
Scousers ianwatkins 🥈 (695) · 27-12-2025 2343Went to Liverpool once,never again. My wife had her bag stolen. She has a colostomy.
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