Walking around Liverpool with my missus she said to me, "What are all these bits of chocolate bars that are left everywhere? I've seen loads, " "They're Mars bars, " I replied, "it's the bit that helps you work. "
Scousers Kimjongreject (298) · 16-02-2026 1757What do you call a Scouser in a suit? A) The deceased. B) The accused.
Scousers DdraigGoch (488) · 12-06-2026 1650Three Scouse girls return to their block of high rise flats. The nine year old points to a small puddle on the stairs and says, ' That looks like sperm. ' The eleven year old dips a finger in and says, ' It tastes like sperm. ' The thirteen year old dips a finger in and says, ' It is sperm ,but not from any of the men in this building. '
Scousers Squeaky (1031) · 12-05-2026 0923Fucked the arse off this girl from liverpool and afterwards I said "Did you enjoy your orgasm"? And she replied "What makes you think I had an orgasm"? I said "it's because you dropped your bag of chips".
Scousers Joeydeaconsbastard (409) · 20-06-2026 1948I've been out of work for six months now. Need to find a job as soon as possible because I've now got a Scouse accent.
Scousers Joeydeaconsbastard (409) · 16-06-2026 1904What do you call a Scouser without a perm? On chemotherapy
Scousers LennysCrevasse (201) · 30-05-2026 1023Doreen Lawrence has been made an honorary scouser for her ability to milk a tragedy for twenty years.
Scousers Kimjongreject (298) · 16-02-2026 1758Last week, I filled up my car with £135-worth of petrol. I thought, "Sod it. That's just too much", so I drove off without paying. Needless to say, I got caught and my case was heard this morning. The judge gave me a bollocking and an £80 fine. Follow me for more great money-saving tips!
Scousers supergalley (603) · 25-03-2026 2234It's Saturday night so I was too lazy to cook and had a Rustlers burger. No doubt named after the noise the empty packets make as they blow around council estates.
Scousers ianwatkins 🥉 🥈 (1368) · 27-12-2025 2343Went to Liverpool once,never again. My wife had her bag stolen. She has a colostomy.
Scousers Squeaky (1031) · 23-03-2026 1016