It's no wonder our politicians don't prosecute or deport illegal immigrants, grooming gangs, etc. They have far more pressing matters to address, like going through a long legal process in order to cancel the execution of a woman who was hanged for murder seventy years ago.

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Our grandparents fought Nazis so that we could be called Nazis for believing what they believed. (Mine from the old site)

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If you had to choose between rescuing Keir Starmer from a burning building or making a sandwich, what bread would you use?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill So they could vote Labour. Now Jack and Jill have moved house 'Cause they got a pedo for a neighbour.

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Today's Guardian: 'Nominate your invertebrate of the year' I'm gonna say Keir Starmer.

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I hate Nigel Farage so much I've been getting up early just to hate him for longer.

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The Army have named a new autonomous weapon after Keir Starmer. They call it a nasal drone. ... When Starmer got married he asked for a cake with two tiers. ... Every time Starmer orders food from a restaurant menu, the kitchen staff start cooking two meals in case he u-turns on his decision. ... Excuse the multiple jokes. I have to unload all my Starmer related material before the cunt fucks off tomorrow.

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The Greens want to measure the average emissions per meal by introducing “legal sustainability standards for food procurement”, which would “ensure the prioritisation” of vegan foods, which produce fewer emissions than animal products. My experience is that walking behind a vegan can be aromatic... How are they going to measure output - personal wind farms?

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Australian PM Anthony Albanese claims that the Manosphere causes anal tearing.

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What's the difference between current news headlines and political agendas? They're both thinly veiled marketing exercises.

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Sir Kier Starmer.... From U-turn to U-bend

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The only thing Keir Starmer delivered faster than broken promises was his own exit.

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Israel says it has lost one of its greatest friends, Lindsey Graham. Iran has asked everyone to respect the family’s privacy during this incredibly deniable period.

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The Clacton byelection should be interesting, with only two candidates. Count Binface vs Cunt Frogface.

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Donald Trump admits he didn't know what a red card in football was. Although many women have shown me one, he added

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"Banned From Heaven is fucking ace. Free of that prick Wasp and a genuine sick bastard community. It's been so refreshing" "Sorry what? Oh yeah...... ..............And when I leave the biggest job in the country, I shall spend more time on the most important job: being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife Vic, who has been a rock by my side through good times and bad, and being the best dad I can to my beautiful children, who are my pride and my joy. Thank you very much"

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Andy Burnham says Ann Widdecombe’s death requires a serious review of MPs’ security. That review will be reviewed by a subcommittee, overseen by a select committee and referred to an independent commission on political toxicity. Its conclusion will be that the locks were adequate, but whiteness somehow got through the window.

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The BBC says the Strait of Hormuz is the fragile artery keeping Western civilisation alive. Mainly because “Trump causes slight inconvenience near some water” wasn’t frightening enough.

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Online misinformation was spread recently that the Ukrainians who set fire to Keir Starmer's properties were angry rent-boys targeting him over unpaid bills. Thankfully these smears have been discredited as the government was able to produce dozens of witnesses who testified that Sir Keir has always paid his rent-boys on time and in full from his parliamentary expenses account.

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