I won first place in a political correctness competition the weekend... Though to be fair, so did everyone else.
Political notbaldbob (1172) · 27-07-2026 1942Why is vodka clear? So the Russians can tell it isn't their tap water.
Political ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 29-07-2026 1831'Alpacin Caffeine shampoo, German engineering for your hair' Anyone else concerned about trusting German shower products?
Political notbaldbob (1172) · 28-07-2026 0635It's no wonder our politicians don't prosecute or deport illegal immigrants, grooming gangs, etc. They have far more pressing matters to address, like going through a long legal process in order to cancel the execution of a woman who was hanged for murder seventy years ago.
Political scotty (310) · 09-07-2026 1525Massive congratulations to Andy Burnham who today takes office as Britain's last Labour Prime Minister!
Political Hengist (473) · 20-07-2026 0535The BBC’s profile of Andy Burnham is so fawning, Japanese television had to pixelate it.
Political WayOutWest (419) · 20-07-2026 0555Jack and Jill went up the hill So they could vote Labour. Now Jack and Jill have moved house 'Cause they got a pedo for a neighbour.
Political supergalley 🥉 🥉 (1406) · 12-07-2026 1952Kanishka Narayan is Britain’s new AI minister. Great choice. If anyone can put Shabana Mahmood in a bikini, it’s him.
Political WayOutWest (419) · 21-07-2026 1848Fantastic to see Andy Burnham's response to criticism from Lord Blunkett He's put his fucking guide dog on bricks
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it had been kicked out of Downing Street for the last time and had an appointment with two Ukrainian rent boys
Political LennysCrevasse (693) · 20-07-2026 1424Just watching that docu-drama about John Worboys the black cab rapist. Boris Johnsons wife was one of his victims and says she often thinks of him. Mainly to take her mind off things when Boris is heaving up and down on top of her.
Political Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 29-07-2026 0908Uncle of Ann Widdecombe suspect says he 'nearly fell to floor' over arrest. Oh no, did he also clutch his pearls? Did he drop his handbag? Did all his tampons fall out of it?
Political ianwatkins 🥉 (1843) · 16-07-2026 2305Andy Burnham says Ann Widdecombe’s death requires a serious review of MPs’ security. That review will be reviewed by a subcommittee, overseen by a select committee and referred to an independent commission on political toxicity. Its conclusion will be that the locks were adequate, but whiteness somehow got through the window.
Political WayOutWest (419) · 14-07-2026 2132The Greens want to measure the average emissions per meal by introducing “legal sustainability standards for food procurement”, which would “ensure the prioritisation” of vegan foods, which produce fewer emissions than animal products. My experience is that walking behind a vegan can be aromatic... How are they going to measure output - personal wind farms?
Political nausicaa (92) · 11-07-2026 0726Israel says it has lost one of its greatest friends, Lindsey Graham. Iran has asked everyone to respect the family’s privacy during this incredibly deniable period.
Political WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 0938The Clacton byelection should be interesting, with only two candidates. Count Binface vs Cunt Frogface.
Political theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 09-07-2026 1611The BBC says the Strait of Hormuz is the fragile artery keeping Western civilisation alive. Mainly because “Trump causes slight inconvenience near some water” wasn’t frightening enough.
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