I can only agree with Peter Mandelson when he says that Number 10 needs "a complete revamp." I mean, those curtains, darling. And with that wallpaper.
Political scotty (146) · 01-06-2026 1525The Army have named a new autonomous weapon after Keir Starmer. They call it a nasal drone. ... When Starmer got married he asked for a cake with two tiers. ... Every time Starmer orders food from a restaurant menu, the kitchen staff start cooking two meals in case he u-turns on his decision. ... Excuse the multiple jokes. I have to unload all my Starmer related material before the cunt fucks off tomorrow.
Political Hengist (262) · 21-06-2026 2210Sir Kier Starmer.... From U-turn to U-bend
The only thing Keir Starmer delivered faster than broken promises was his own exit.
Political innit (350) · 22-06-2026 1202Scottish politics: Alex Salmond. Nichola Sturgeon. Smells a bit fishy to me!
Political DdraigGoch (488) · 04-06-2026 0535George Bush dies and is sent to hell. Satan explains to George Bush that hell is overcrowded and that he needs to evict someone else to make room. "i'll give you a choice" says Satan, and George is shown 3 rooms. In the first room is J.F.K. being stretched on a rack. "If you choose this room" says Satan, "you will be tortured on the rack forever. "Don't fancy that" says George, and he is shown the second room. Behind the next door is Richard Nixon who is being savaged by rabid baboons. "If you choose this room" says Satan, "you will be mutilated by rabid baboons forever" "that doesn't appeal either" says George and Satan opens the final door. George Bush jumps for joy as he sees Bill Clinton being blown off by Monica Lewinsky forever. "I'll take this one!" says George "this one!" Satan shrugs and says "OK Monica, you can go...."
Political Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 01-06-2026 2133"Banned From Heaven is fucking ace. Free of that prick Wasp and a genuine sick bastard community. It's been so refreshing" "Sorry what? Oh yeah...... ..............And when I leave the biggest job in the country, I shall spend more time on the most important job: being the best husband I can to my fantastic wife Vic, who has been a rock by my side through good times and bad, and being the best dad I can to my beautiful children, who are my pride and my joy. Thank you very much"
Political LennysCrevasse (201) · 23-06-2026 1913Online misinformation was spread recently that the Ukrainians who set fire to Keir Starmer's properties were angry rent-boys targeting him over unpaid bills. Thankfully these smears have been discredited as the government was able to produce dozens of witnesses who testified that Sir Keir has always paid his rent-boys on time and in full from his parliamentary expenses account.
Political Hengist (262) · 22-06-2026 0845Who's the fastest reader in the world? Norman Tebbit - 5 storeys in 3 seconds
Political Allobosca 🥇 🥇 🥇 (1829) · 04-06-2026 2152