Never thought I'd see anything more ironic than a guy in a wheelchair eating a bag of Walkers. Then I saw a black guy drinking a bottle of Innocent.
Offensive ianwatkins 🥉 (1531) · 03-12-2025 1428King Charles has revealed his recent treatment for cancer cost him his sense of taste. This is the guy who climbed over Diana to get to Camilla, he never fucking had one.
Offensive theverydevilhimself 🥈 (1600) · 29-06-2026 0644When people say "he's alright once you get to know him" it actually means "he's a cunt, but you'll get used to it"
Offensive Stickyagain (827) · 08-06-2026 1112Probably the sickest joke I ever wrote. Abdul my next door neighbour came round crying and distraught, "My baby girl has died in her cot in the night he cried. " "Oh dear, " I said trying not to laugh, "never mind Abdul, just think of her as another virgin in paradise now for your brave soldiers. "
Offensive Kimjongreject (299) · 09-12-2025 1100I once had sex with this really hot black girl. Got to the scene before the fire brigade.
Offensive theverydevilhimself 🥈 (1600) · 06-06-2026 1921What's black and has 27 tits? The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.
Offensive Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2420) · 22-06-2026 1106Why don't sharks eat niggers? It's because they think it's whale shit.
Offensive Joeydeaconsbastard (723) · 06-06-2026 2213I am anti abortion. I've got no problem with killing babies, it's just that I'm not comfortable with allowing women to have a choice.
Offensive Stallion (1491) · 15-05-2026 1517I got to the end of the till queue and the girl said "sorry about the wait" I said "that's OK, at least you've got a nice personality"
Offensive Stickyagain (827) · 07-07-2026 2050When I was young, our family was so poor we had to wank the dog off to feed the cat.
Some young pikey lads came into my local last Friday night. They started noising people up, trying to pick fights and generally acting the cunt. One of them pointed at me and said, 'Oi, mate! Your Mam takes it up the arse for two quid!' I looked him up and down and replied, 'You'd better start saving up, then.'
Offensive theverydevilhimself 🥈 (1600) · 11-05-2026 2125Serena Williams might be 44 but she's immature in other ways She still pulls her shorts all the way down when she has a piss
Offensive LennysCrevasse (329) · 22-06-2026 1810Me: "Go fuck yourself, you cunt." Lady in the queue: "Excuse me, my 10 year old son can hear you." Me: "That's who I was talking to."
Offensive Stallion (1491) · 03-03-2026 2127I told Anthony Joshua he was a big, useless, black bastard then put the phone down.
Offensive Squeaky (1212) · 12-02-2026 1058In memoriam of 'Holocaust Day' for my wife, I cleaned our oven.
Offensive Kimjongreject (299) · 30-01-2026 1159Walking through the park yesterday I saw a boy flailing his arms around and making animal noises. I decided to join him and we both got louder and louder. A woman appeared and said, ' What do you think you are doing? ' ' Playing dinosaurs, ' I replied. ' Fuck off, ' she said, 'he's got Down's Syndrome.'
Offensive Squeaky (1212) · 04-01-2026 1105My grandad who ended up on the Burma railway would be spinning in his fucking grave if he saw me cheering on the Nips But here we are
Offensive LennysCrevasse (329) · 29-06-2026 1815Mummy, Mummy! I don't like tomato soup! Shut up son, we only have it once a month.
Offensive Allobosca 🥈 🥇 (2420) · 01-06-2026 2131