Never thought I'd see anything more ironic than a guy in a wheelchair eating a bag of Walkers. Then I saw a black guy drinking a bottle of Innocent.
Offensive ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 03-12-2025 1428Probably the sickest joke I ever wrote. Abdul my next door neighbour came round crying and distraught, "My baby girl has died in her cot in the night he cried. " "Oh dear, " I said trying not to laugh, "never mind Abdul, just think of her as another virgin in paradise now for your brave soldiers. "
Offensive Kimjongreject (284) · 09-12-2025 1100Me: "Go fuck yourself, you cunt." Lady in the queue: "Excuse me, my 10 year old son can hear you." Me: "That's who I was talking to."
Offensive Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 03-03-2026 2127I told Anthony Joshua he was a big, useless, black bastard then put the phone down.
Offensive Squeaky 🥇 🥈 (349) · 12-02-2026 1058In memoriam of 'Holocaust Day' for my wife, I cleaned our oven.
Offensive Kimjongreject (284) · 30-01-2026 1159Walking through the park yesterday I saw a boy flailing his arms around and making animal noises. I decided to join him and we both got louder and louder. A woman appeared and said, ' What do you think you are doing? ' ' Playing dinosaurs, ' I replied. ' Fuck off, ' she said, 'he's got Down's Syndrome.'
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