What has 3 doors that will never be opened? Chris Rea's advent calender.
In The News HaveIGotnews (27) · 22-12-2025 1848I just read that the chap who drove into the crowd in Liverpool has been sentenced to 21 years…which ironically is how long the scousers will keep on about it
In The News HaveIGotnews (27) · 16-12-2025 1708Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
In The News HaveIGotnews (27) · 31-01-2026 1132Bit of a drop on. Those who have been burned beyond recognition in Switzerland, are only 70 miles away from Dignatas
In The News Gungho_ED (83) · 02-01-2026 1958A husband says to his wife, "My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I will wear gold tonight." The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver, and come 'second' for a change?"
In The News shotgunpsycho (59) · 20-02-2026 1646The Royal Family is devastated after Prince Andrew's car crash next Wednesday.
In The News shotgunpsycho (59) · 20-02-2026 1309Apparently anything that is popular in China or India will have larger viewing figures than the Superbowl. So by that logic, ping pong and shitting in the streets is more popular than the Superbowl. Yeah, I get that.
In The News Kimjongreject (284) · 10-02-2026 0813Minnesotta, seems it is legal to finger bang in public there!
In The News NotEasilyOffended (48) · 27-01-2026 2355Ruben Amorim has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year...even if he has to write the song himself .
In The News madgringo (38) · 21-12-2025 2103From today ,all under 16's in Australia must use vpn's
In The News Jimfixeditforme (69) · 09-12-2025 0608Spare a thought for the unlucky, rich show offs, who chose to go to an Arabic country for some winter sun, and hope that a drone doesn't destroy their plane on the way home. Sent from my I-phone in Benidorm
In The News Gungho_ED (83) · 03-03-2026 2133OBLITERATED?? It appears that Iran's nuclear program grew back almost as fast as his ear.
In The News shotgunpsycho (59) · 02-03-2026 0012I woke up from a nightmare,sweating. Was I dreaming? NO. I was watching Olympic Curling In retrospect, dreaming of paint drying would have been more exciting.
In The News keith105 (7) · 09-02-2026 2213The train in Spain crashed spilling lots of brains, and rupturing many veins...
In The News ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 19-01-2026 0829What kind of idiot lights sparklers on champagne bottles then holds them next to the ceiling in a Swiss nightclub? It's completely cuckoo.
In The News ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 03-01-2026 0042As news breaks of canal boats disappearing down a giant sinkhole, the RNLI have said their canal ambulance should be there by Friday
In The News Gungho_ED (83) · 22-12-2025 1857So the Government rolling out big time facial recognition cameras....I wouldn't be surprised that in a few years they'll even be including White faces.
In The News Jimfixeditforme (69) · 04-12-2025 0915Good often prevails from adversity. Like on the dole Emirates Airline hostesses starting an Only Fans page, because no fucker wants go there anymore.
In The News Gungho_ED (83) · 05-03-2026 2130A woman has been shot dead in a pub in Wallasey, Merseyside. The coroner has recorded a verdict of ‘natural causes’ due to the area she died in.
In The News supergalley 🥉 🥇 (813) · 01-12-2025 0722