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New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters New 'Download' function added to Clips AI vectoring duplicate detection implemented for new jokes Duplicate joke database scanner added; sends detections to Moderators to review 'View Comments' added on the User Menu so you can find all comments on your own jokes 'Followed Jokes' added on User Menu so you can keep track of a joke you've commented on 'Super Vote' - Hold the ⬆️ for 2-4s if you think a joke is REALLY good and it gets double points eMail verification required for sign-up, to help combat enshitifying users IP blocking for confirmed abusers/serial downvoters
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A woman who stabbed 4 men in Covent Garden has been arrested, with Police saying she was mentally ill. So she was a Muslim?

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ianwatkins 🥉 (1842) · 05-08-2026 1813
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Just got back from wine- tasting in Bordeaux Must say, this year's Claret has a rather smoky finish

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LennysCrevasse (693) · 27-07-2026 1621
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The British people who live on the Falkland Islands are an 'artificially transplanted population' Argentina's white president Javier Milei angrily declares in Spanish.

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Hengist (472) · 16-07-2026 0959
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The suspect in the Berlin terrorist attack was shot in a allotment…do you think he was a plant

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HaveIGotnews (49) · 27-07-2026 1034
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Sixteen- and seventeen-year-olds may be given a midnight social-media curfew. Good. It’s unhealthy for them to be awake at 2am blocking me.

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WayOutWest (419) · 27-07-2026 1840
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Police arrest man for Anne Widecombe murder. Hopefully there won't be a rape charge to go with it🤮

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 10-07-2026 1709
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A man in Northern Ireland has fallen from the top of a bonfire 🔥 - a massive stack of pallets - that are to be lit for the July 11th commemoration. Lads, just put him back on top. Save cremation fees.

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OkiPaul (142) · 12-07-2026 0235
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Coffin rescued from burning 160-year-old church: a coffin containing a body prepared for a funeral service was rescued from a large fire at St Andrew's Church, Leicester. I take it that it wasn't destined for the crematorium, then?

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nausicaa (92) · 03-08-2026 1425
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Can someone explain these el niño wet summers to me again please?

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Gungho_ED (272) · 21-07-2026 1930
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The Met Office weather map is now permanently dark red. Yesterday it was 22 degrees in Slough and three interns had to be sedated.

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WayOutWest (419) · 15-07-2026 1509
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Ann Widdecombe murder: police investigate possibility killer was a lefty, as her skull was caved in on the right side.

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theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥇 🥈 (2186) · 15-07-2026 0542
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A British couple have been rescued with severe burns during the Spanish wildfires. Fortunately, the wildfires weren’t responsible.

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WayOutWest (419) · 12-07-2026 1752
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Sky news criticized for discussing whether Anne Widecombe died a virgin. Well, she did, but.......

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Stickyagain 🥈 (1380) · 11-07-2026 1536
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A manhunt has been launched by police after serial child-rapist Cliff Lyons Dobbie escaped from custody in Perth. Officials have said that the violent paedophile was accidently freed after a prison officer was tricked into giving him a sock.

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Hengist (472) · 07-08-2026 2012
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I know it's terrible what has happened to Anne, but has anyone checked in on Josh?

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Gungho_ED (272) · 14-07-2026 2048
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