What has 3 doors that will never be opened? Chris Rea's advent calender.

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I just read that the chap who drove into the crowd in Liverpool has been sentenced to 21 years…which ironically is how long the scousers will keep on about it

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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

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Bit of a drop on. Those who have been burned beyond recognition in Switzerland, are only 70 miles away from Dignatas

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Minnesotta, seems it is legal to finger bang in public there!

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Ruben Amorim has promised fans of Manchester United that they will be in a major European competition next year...even if he has to write the song himself .

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From today ,all under 16's in Australia must use vpn's

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The train in Spain crashed spilling lots of brains, and rupturing many veins...

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What kind of idiot lights sparklers on champagne bottles then holds them next to the ceiling in a Swiss nightclub? It's completely cuckoo.

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As news breaks of canal boats disappearing down a giant sinkhole, the RNLI have said their canal ambulance should be there by Friday

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So the Government rolling out big time facial recognition cameras....I wouldn't be surprised that in a few years they'll even be including White faces.

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I woke up from a nightmare,sweating. Was I dreaming? NO. I was watching Olympic Curling In retrospect, dreaming of paint drying would have been more exciting.

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Bondie Beach

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Apparently anything that is popular in China or India will have larger viewing figures than the Superbowl. So by that logic, ping pong and shitting in the streets is more popular than the Superbowl. Yeah, I get that.

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A woman has been shot dead in a pub in Wallasey, Merseyside. The coroner has recorded a verdict of ‘natural causes’ due to the area she died in.

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