We call my grandad "Spiderman" he hasn't got any special powers, he just can't get out of the bath.
Disability Stickyagain (760) · 11-06-2026 2011I have a couple of those fidget-spinners in the house. Or if you want to use the correct terminology, my children have autism.
Disability theverydevilhimself 🥈 (1536) · 26-06-2026 1438Old People An old lady is sitting in an old persons home looking out the window when an old man walks up to her and says "I know we can no longer take pleasure is sexual activities but could you come to the park with me and hold my penis?" Seeing no harm in this she agrees and it becomes a regular occourance. The same bench, the same day of the week. untill one day the old lady goes to their regualr spot and he isn't there. Slightly upset about this she goes looking for him. She gginds him sitting on a bench with another woman holding his penis! Distraught by this she goes up to him and shouts "What does she have that I don't?! He looks up smiling and says "Parkinsons".
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 23-06-2026 1631My son's special school threw him a party today for his birthday. Many happy retards!
Disability theverydevilhimself 🥈 (1536) · 11-06-2026 0617Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dog.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 17-06-2026 2239What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 08-07-2026 0734I use dating sites to find girls with Down Syndrome, so I can sexually exploit them. Or as I call it, playing Poke A Mongo.
Disability theverydevilhimself 🥈 (1536) · 16-06-2026 1553If you ate Stephen Hawking, would that count as one of your "five a day" portions?
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 02-07-2026 0953Two blokes in a ski resort, one of them is dyslexic. dyslexic: 'excuse me mate, when I come down the mountain, do I zag zig or zig zag?' bloke: 'dunno pal, I'm a tobogganist' dyslexic: fair enough mate, I'll have 20 Marlboro light!'
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 23-06-2026 1122A gang of special Olympians ran into a bar. The barman said "Hey, why the mong race?"
Two Dyslexics sitting in a room. Dyslexic 1: Can you smell gas? Dyslexic 2: I can't even smell my own name!
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 21-06-2026 0824Little boy with no arms is sat at home when he hears an ice cream van go past. He rushes outside and joins the queue. When he reaches the front of the queue the ice cream man looks at him and says "Hello son, what flavour would you like". Little boy says "Doesn't fucking matter does it, I'm only going to drop it."
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 15-06-2026 1510What do you call a tetraplegic in a raging river? Bob
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 23-06-2026 1117I just watched a documentary all about Locked-In Syndrome It wasn't very moving
Disability LennysCrevasse (287) · 16-06-2026 1614"How is Louise doing?" my sister asked me, when we met up. "She is doing well," I said. "Still working at the mental health unit." "Mental health unit? I thought you said she worked on a farm?" "No, I didn't," I told her. "I said she worked with vegetables."
Why do depressed people give the best head? Because they don’t care about breathing any more.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 29-06-2026 0738Q: what did the disabled man say to his dog? A: Down syndrome
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥈 🥇 (2242) · 28-06-2026 0850