When I was a kid my dad told me "I'm fucking sick of getting socks for my birthday!" "You ungrateful bastard!" I replied. "It's the thought that counts!" I could tell from the look in his eyes he'd have kicked my head in. If he had legs.
Disability garry6291 (695) · 25-10-2026 1938A local theater is getting backlash for not having enough disabled seats. To be fair, I thought they brought their own.
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What did the deaf,dumb and blind girl get for her birthday? She didn't know.
Disability Squeaky (2363) · 23-10-2026 0751Barbie launches £69.99 Celine Dion doll. Got one for the kiddo, but she says the joints are all stiff.
Disability › Crip Jokes Meta Crip Jokes Meta theverydevilhimself 🥇 🥈 🥇 (4290) · 17-10-2026 1649You think your life sucks? Well, just consider my brother. He was born in the late 1970s with a badly clubbed foot. And in 1984, the week he started school was the week after Footloose came out in the cinema.
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Disability mrjayhey (338) · 25-10-2026 1744My younger sister has a pronounced limp. Pronounced L.I.M.P.