My mate has OCD, so I bought him a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He's going fucking nuts trying to hang it straight.
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 25-01-2026 1336Sadly my obese parrot has died from over eating . At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders .
Disability garry6291 (244) · 12-02-2026 1244I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 04-12-2025 2105When I was in high school there was a girl in my class called Bernie. Her full name wasn't Bernadette or Bernice, it was Susan. She just had 3rd degree burns all over her face.
Disability ianwatkins 🥈 (602) · 30-12-2025 0818I rang Rochdale A.F.C about a place for my wheelchair bound wife at the ground. "Well I think she'll be ok, " I was told, "but she'll probably have to play in goal. "
Disability Kimjongreject (284) · 15-12-2025 0959I was parked in a disabled zone, when a traffic warden knocked on my window. "What's your disability then?," he asked. "Tourettes," I replied, "Now fuck off, you cunt."
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 23-02-2026 1541My neighbour and her new boyfriend both have osteoporosis. They met on Snapchat.
Disability Harold-Bisop (73) · 26-12-2025 0630My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Disability supergalley 🥉 🥇 (813) · 02-12-2025 2351I went to a public execution and noticed that the bloke they were going to hang only had one arm and one leg. To make it a bit more lighthearted, I started shouting vowels and consonants.
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 🥉 (574) · 12-02-2026 1646Poor Anne Frank, She couldn't even put milk on her Rice Krispies.
Disability garry6291 (244) · 16-01-2026 1031When Rosie Jones was in class, her teacher asked her what job she wanted to do when she was older, she replied "Stand-up comedienne." Everybody laughed! Well they're definitely not fucking laughing now!!
Disability DdraigGoch 🥈 (192) · 11-02-2026 0909The wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window... ...she said it was a little condescending.
Disability Allobosca (115) · 27-02-2026 2108This young married couple moved in next door to me, they seem pleasant enough but they both have Down's Syndrome. I was having a chat with them over the garden wall and they told me that they're trying to start a family, I had to caution them "Two Mongs don't make a mite!"
Disability DdraigGoch 🥈 (192) · 18-02-2026 1701A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for overweight people was broken into last night. Police have warned the public not to approach the culprits if they see them as they will be heavily armed.
Disability Kimjongreject (284) · 04-12-2025 1000Girls with a leg amputated are the most likely to cheat on you. They'll hop on anybody.
Disability Kimjongreject (284) · 06-12-2025 0835