My mate has OCD, so I bought him a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He's going fucking nuts trying to hang it straight.
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 (775) · 25-01-2026 1336Sadly my obese parrot has died from over eating . At least it's a huge weight off my shoulders .
Disability garry6291 (325) · 12-02-2026 1244I phoned the Child Abuse Hotline. A kid answered, called me a cunt and told me to fuck off.
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 (775) · 04-12-2025 2105When I was in high school there was a girl in my class called Bernie. Her full name wasn't Bernadette or Bernice, it was Susan. She just had 3rd degree burns all over her face.
Disability ianwatkins 🥈 (691) · 30-12-2025 0818I rang Rochdale A.F.C about a place for my wheelchair bound wife at the ground. "Well I think she'll be ok, " I was told, "but she'll probably have to play in goal. "
Disability Kimjongreject (286) · 15-12-2025 0959I was parked in a disabled zone, when a traffic warden knocked on my window. "What's your disability then?," he asked. "Tourettes," I replied, "Now fuck off, you cunt."
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 (775) · 23-02-2026 1541My neighbour and her new boyfriend both have osteoporosis. They met on Snapchat.
Disability Harold-Bisop (73) · 26-12-2025 0630My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Disability supergalley (122) · 02-12-2025 2351What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Not being disabled in the first place.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 12-03-2026 2245I went to a public execution and noticed that the bloke they were going to hang only had one arm and one leg. To make it a bit more lighthearted, I started shouting vowels and consonants.
Disability Stallion 🥉 🥇 (775) · 12-02-2026 1646Poor Anne Frank, She couldn't even put milk on her Rice Krispies.
Disability garry6291 (325) · 16-01-2026 1031A father is waiting outside the maternity ward when the nurse comes out and ushers him to follow her. She stops just outside the room and says: "Before we go in, I should warn you - your baby wasn't born normal, he has some serious abnormalities" "It doesn't matter" he says, "So he's missing a few toes or an arm, he's still my child and I'll love him" "I'm afraid it's worse than that" "Okay, so he lives his life in a wheelchair, I'll still love him" "I'm afraid it's worse than that, perhaps you had better see for yourself" The two enter the room and on the table is a pair of eyes. The father leans over the table and starts a little wave and smiles at his baby. "Sir, I'm afraid he's also blind"
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 15-04-2026 2006What is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 14-03-2026 1954When Rosie Jones was in class, her teacher asked her what job she wanted to do when she was older, she replied "Stand-up comedienne." Everybody laughed! Well they're definitely not fucking laughing now!!
Disability DdraigGoch (251) · 11-02-2026 0909What sits at the end of a bed and take the piss? A kidney dialysis machine.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 06-04-2026 2037What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? A quadriplegic in a house fire.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 26-03-2026 2215The wife didn’t like my joke about a prisoner with dwarfism falling out of a window... ...she said it was a little condescending.
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 27-02-2026 2108This young married couple moved in next door to me, they seem pleasant enough but they both have Down's Syndrome. I was having a chat with them over the garden wall and they told me that they're trying to start a family, I had to caution them "Two Mongs don't make a mite!"
Disability DdraigGoch (251) · 18-02-2026 1701A factory which makes prosthetic limbs for overweight people was broken into last night. Police have warned the public not to approach the culprits if they see them as they will be heavily armed.
Disability Kimjongreject (286) · 04-12-2025 1000What part of a cabbage can't you eat? The wheelchair
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 26-03-2026 2217A man with a speech impediment is planning to buy a horse, so he goes to a local stables. The breeder and the man get on well until he asks "Can I see her twot?" So, the breeder grabs the man's head and rams it up the horse's cunt. The man staggers out, dripping wet with goo and asks "Can I see her wun awound instead?"
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 18-03-2026 2016What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics? Having two legs
Disability Allobosca 🥇 🥇 (371) · 18-03-2026 2008Girls with a leg amputated are the most likely to cheat on you. They'll hop on anybody.
Disability Kimjongreject (286) · 06-12-2025 0835What do you do once you've raped a deaf girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum
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